Professional Corpse

Hey, I'm Sebastian, 30 years old and live in Sweden. I reblog a mix of video games, cartoons, movies, and stuff. Mostly shitposty jokes and cats though. Icon from this picrew Art blog Spooky aesthetic blog Cute aesthetic blog

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[buffyfknlo]

Communication is key

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[i-said-im-a-fucking-star]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[mindswarm]

real

[mad-scientist-council]

i got my surgically altered hellbeast made of ten separate alive men microchipped at the vet recently and the vets were soooo nice and friendly ☺️☺️ they literally gave my putrid and wretched creation a treat and a little blanket to calm it down and only one of the staff fainted after recognising it's 7th face as that of her cousin 💝💝💝

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

[the-tiny-dragons-tea-room]

IT GETS WORSE

I had to turn this off, but it's something that allows Windows and anyone using your device to generate text/images.

LOBOTOMIZE YOUR MACHINES

[basketcasemp3]

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[standandwatchshitburn]

why so silent good messieurs

[nsfwitchy2]

I’m SEVERELY disappointed this post didn’t include the eye witness statement of the mirror crash incident in question

[bronzeagenormie]

stand up & meow like a man

[oceanicpride]

Monster High Pride Doll 2-Pack featuring Kieran Valentine and Spelldon Cauldronello

This is a Mattel Creations EXCLUSIVE for $55

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[dumpstercorpse]

going to bed feeling like the

is one thing but fucking waking up feeling like that because you dreamt you had a sweet and loving boyfriend is just rude of my brain

like excuse me i have shit to do today i dont have time to mourn a relationship that never even happened

[lexbians]

*shoots a gnat point blank*