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Yo hey I'm Frank! Big fat queer, they/them pronouns, 26, Stressed Depressed and Poorly Dressed. Follow for grade A garbage. Main for stag-bones

[gangstacartoon]

[marcsalmonds]

Haters see me and say MAWWW THERES A FUCKIN WEIRD STRAy CAT OUTside

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Today on “Entirely Unexpected and Utterly Incomprehensible”

[sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221]

reblog while it’s still legal 😔

[deestrouble]

[yourfaveatsdirt]

Professor Kukui from Pokémon: Sun and Moon eats dirt!

[sickfuture]

[narudick-moved-deactivated20200]

My kekkei genkai is being fuckin stupid

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[bacardis-leghair]

mutuals stop putting this on my dash challenge

[platycryptus]

my bug ate my homework

[spdy4]

Mmm that cronch :v

Also what kind of insect is this?

[platycryptus]

He’s a Eurycantha calcarata, a large species of phasmid (stick/leaf insect relative).

A lot of herbivorous insects only eat a few types of plants, but these guys will eat literally anything that might count as a leaf. Grass, cacti and succulents, ferns, moss, even rhododendrons and other toxic plants that are left virtually untouched by insects outside aren’t safe. In the wild they’re pests of oil palm plantations, being among the only insects able to chew through the palms’ thick, leathery leaves.

And apparently they eat paper too. He can probably get some nutrition out of it as well, because he can digest some cellulose. Unlike weak- ass mammalian herbivores and their gut bacteria, phasmids produce their own cellulose- wrecking enzymes to handle their fiberey diet.

Other fun facts about this species:

- The males have giant spikes on their legs that can pierce human flesh down to the bone (but mine never seem to use them as long as they’re handled gently)

- Unlike other phasmids, which tend towards the epitome of passiveness towards their fellow insects, males of this species are jealous bastards that will murder each other with their leg spikes if kept together in the presence of a female

- There’s anecdotal evidence that mating pairs sometimes form long- term bonds (sleeping in the same toilet paper tube every day, coming out to feed at the same time night, etc.) and when one partner kicks the bucket, the other one often dies soon afterwards even if they were different ages.

- Their eggs are the size of small beans, and look exactly like beans. Seriously, you could throw them into a bag of mixed dried beans and you’d never know which beans were the eggs unless you knew exactly what shape and color of bean to look for.

Anyway I hope you had fun learning about this one particular type of bigass paper- munching bug. They’re one of my favorites and I enjoy them immensely.

[eartharchives]

This 68-Year-Old Bird Has Laid Yet Another Egg

Wisdom the Laysan albatross is believed to be around 68 years old, and she has raised as many as 35 chicks

The world’s oldest known wild bird is a Laysan albatross named Wisdom. Since wildlife experts first banded her in 1956, Wisdom has raised as many as 35 chicks. And at the ripe old age of 68, she has laid yet another egg.

[bob-artist]

In honor of my dancing Tux video hitting 100K notes, I decided to share one of my very first ever photos of Tux, from the moment I met him while volunteering at the GCFA shelter.

I was cleaning the cage below him, and he was just sitting like this and watching me and being too cute.  He was 1 year 7 months old.

His face mask was so different back then!  It changed with his first coat change after I brought him home.  Roan pattern ferrets also tend to “go gray” as they age, which Tux is also doing now.

Anyway, during playtime I learned that he was also a total spaz and I loved him even more. (I’ll have to share gifs or video of that too…)  I couldn’t stop thinking about him all the next day, and then I called my shelter manager and asked if I could adopt him (along with Kit and Miss Rudy, who were 7 months old), and he’s been dancing here with me ever since!

[paper-mario-wiki]

furries dont use 🍆 they use 💄

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

If someone could explain this to me in as much detail as possible id appreciate it!

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

this post is the last straw

[pwelverum]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[vivienvalentino]

the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse, you gonna be here through the titty prohibition. 

[roycunt]

[goodlouse]

sonic the hedgehog has a regular hedgehog diet and you can’t tell me otherwise!!

[quest-draws]

[Image description: a digital illustration of Lup and Barry from the Adventure Zone. Lup is standing in front of a desk cluttered with, dishes, various writing utensils, a spell book, a stone of farspeech, and a large spell casting circle drawn out in paper with two lit candles. Lup is smiling and looking over her shoulder at Barry, who’s in his lich form. He rests his ghostly hands on her shoulders as he returns her gaze. End description.]

“Ya know babe, that’s a pretty good look on you.”