I guess we are who we are

| Duncan Wentworth | 17 | Important person | Welcome to my humble Tumblr page. You must know who I am so thank you for your thirst follow. Feel free to ask me anything.

[mayfairsarah-blog]

Like, a real one? Or is that some kind of weird sex thing?

[duncanwentwhere]

No, Sarah, this is a real alpaca. I would never sexually play with anything having to do with an alpaca. They’re too sacred. 

[peytonfckk]

Living the dream mate.

[duncanwentwhere]

Tell me about it!!!!! I’m almost peeing my pants!

[flynnhmu]

T-the zoo?

[duncanwentwhere]

No, dude. Me. 

[delilahwentworth-blog]

I need to have a word with you.

Ooo. Sounds serious.

[delilahwentworth-blog]

[She turns away] I can’t believe you would even think I would hook up with some guy I barely know. I’m not some whore. And I’m not judgmental, I don’t care if you sleep with guys.

[duncanwentwhere]

[Sighs] I’m sorry. I just wanted to be sure. Sure, I can read it and know you and know in my gut it’s not true, but what if it is? Stranger things have happened. Sorry for asking. And thanks.

[wakefieldshqinfo]

I’m guessing that would be you.

[duncanwentwhere]

Good answer. Yes. You guessed it. 

[fcknivy]

Alpacas are gross why would you want one?

[duncanwentwhere]

I don’t know why you’re talking to me because you should know your place and that’s not shitting on my dreams. 

[iceskatingally-deactivated20151]

I do love weird animals, but as for the marriage part - I’m an old fashioned gal, so without a ring, cute speech and getting on one knee, you’ve got nothing on me. I don’t know! I wish! I want to own a sloth. They’re so cute, and cuddly, and funny and weird just like me. Wait… is it even legal to own an alpaca?

[duncanwentwhere]

Can I ride on my alpaca for my proposal? That could work. I have a fancy suit too. When we’re married, I’ll get you a sloth. And yes, I’m gonna have an alpaca farm.

[samcaps]

[iceskatingally-deactivated20151]

That’s like the best damn thing I’ve heard this month! Gosh! I want a pet like that! No, I actually want a sloth. How weird is that? I have a soft spot for sloths. I don’t want a dog, or a cat, or a fish - I want a sloth.

[duncanwentwhere]

If you love weird animals as pets you must marry me, then. Oh my god, is it even legal to own a sloth? 

[rlymia-blog]

“You mean child?”

[duncanwentwhere]

I am assuming you’ll have multiple spawn in ten years time.

[iceskatingally-deactivated20151]

I don’t believe you…. seriously!? No…. show me! 

[duncanwentwhere]

Well come over and I’ll introduce you to him! I’m being serious!

[rlymia-blog]

“.. Oh God.”

[duncanwentwhere]

Your children will graze the savannah with Harvey the alpaca. 

[noahffsx]

“Thanks. I got to dance my ass off and then donate money to animals, so I think it was a successful night.”

[duncanwentwhere]

What a golden boy you are

[iceskatingally-deactivated20151]

- what? You’re joking.

[duncanwentwhere]

No, I am not joking. I got an alpaca and his name is harvey and he’s my new favorite thing.

[duncanwentwhere]

So guess who finally got an alpaca?

[iceskatingally-deactivated20151]

Well, yeah… probably. I was just trying to explain the level of energy I’m feeling right now! Oh… that’s good. Well, not good-good, just good…alchol is bad for you…but it tastes fucking amazing. I feel like I’m rambling again, am I rambling? And I never said I didn’t like kissing you… I actually… erm, nevermind. Let’s just go dance or something!

[duncanwentwhere]

You’re not rambling. I like it when you talk. Okay, we can dance. *Takes her hand and walks her to the dance floor* How about this? *Starts dancing the robot*

[iceskatingally-deactivated20151]

It’s…. different? It’s not that terrible but… Princes don’t have sizes? But how come in every movie the prince has to be a tall and handsome? Maybe you can, maybe you can’t, we’ll never know considering you’re not stuck with playing an ugly girl. 

[duncanwentwhere]

I don’t think princes have sizes, really. In movies, they pick big actors because they’re known, you feel? And they’re famous because they’re tall and handsome.