I Like to Watch You Eat Boy

Who am I? I'm Hayley and I'm 25. I go to work, I come home, I sleep and I love Elizabeth with all my free time ❤

[scerek]

Halloween (2018), dir. David Gordon Green

[outofcontextarthur]

[artagainstsociety]

[kingrudegyalchina]

Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .

#luckymoney

[lamourdemoi-deactivated20220112]

And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑

[kingrudegyalchina]

Amen

[lumull]

guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg

[guyver]

Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???

[breelandwalker]

-all the prayer to the money post gods-

[breelandwalker]

Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

yo if bree says it works, it works. 

[aioig]

[throwbackblr]

[throwbackblr]

YOU NEARLY KILLED ALL THOSE PEOPLE FOR A REPTAR ON ICE TICKET 😂

[cleothegoldfish]

Priorities. 

[catsuggest]

Cat sugest: the classic look n screem

[pusheen]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[furr]

the prophecy

[awwww-cute]

Look! I got a stick! (Source: https://ift.tt/2NUVCj8)

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[bemusedlybespectacled]

so because the bar exam is in the swanky part of boston, I had to get a hotel room in the swanky part of boston, because if I did I got a discount

and holy jesus it’s the twilight zone of rich people

this is the room service menu. guess how much a bowl of cereal costs. like, not fancy cereal, I mean a bowl of unadulterated cheerios.

…

whatever you guessed, you were wrong, it’s ten fucking dollars

oh but maybe you want something even less interesting. oatmeal’s like, what, 50 cents a bag?

JUST KIDDING IT’S ALSO TEN BUCKS

do you want something with protein? how about eggs? okay, that can be a little expensive, there’s egg shortage and labor’s involved and look, whatever number you’re guessing in your head, it’s NOT HIGH ENOUGH

oh but it’s fancy because it has ~woodland mushrooms~

do you want to know how much a glass of milk costs? GUESS HOW MUCH A GLASS OF FUCKING MILK COSTS. I’LL WAIT.

FUCKING SEVEN DOLLARS. do you know how much that is? right now, a gallon of milk is like three dollars at walmart. I could buy TWO GALLONS OF MILK AND A GLASS TO DRINK IT WITH for the price of this shit.

I finally understand this gif. this is how rich people actually think. holy fuck.

[mausspacearchive]

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[dingusandsmartypants]

You: It’s June, why are you talking about Halloween?

Me, an intellectual:

[catsofinstagram]

From @yayoi89: “A kitten grew! 🌱🐣🌱” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2MBYj9k ]