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@dundermifflindailyinterview
“Every Friday at 4:00, I have a standing appointment with Dwight for him to file a grievance against Jim. I tell him that I’m sending them to a special file in New York. That box... is the special file in New York.”
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Toby Flenderson interviews
“I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious. But they smell like death.”
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Creed Bratton interviews
“It was hand-delivered, but I did get a Save-the-Date after all. It’s not my taste.”
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Angela Martin interviews
“I.D. badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?”
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Dwight Schrute interviews
“There are a few people I decided not to invite, and that might make things kind of awkward, but... It’s my wedding. And I don’t want anyone there who has called me a hussy.”
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Pam Beesly interviews
“That actually took a while. I had to put more and more nickels into his handset ‘til he got used to the weight. And then I just... took ‘em all out.” // “Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.” // "Yeah, I just moved it an inch every time he went to the bathroom. And that's how I spent my entire day that day."
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Jim Halptert interviews
“Yes! Thanks. Fantastic Sams. Adult cut plus. Comes with a shampoo and blow-dry. We’re doing I.D. photos today. Gotta represent.”
S02 E21 Conflict Resolution /// Michael Scott interviews
“I don’t think Michael’s ever done drugs. I don’t know if anyone’s ever offered him any.”
S02 E20 Drug Testing /// Ryan Howard interviews
“I like the people I work with generally. With four exceptions. But someone committed a crime. And I did not become a Lackawanna County Volunteer Sheriff’s Deputy to make friends. And by the way, I haven’t.”
S02 E20 Drug Testing /// Dwight Schrute interviews
“Jim does the best impressions. Sometimes he’ll look up at me from his desk and he’ll just be someone else. Like, he’ll go, um... [looks up dramatically, silent, then chuckles nervously]. That’s supposed to be Phyllis. I can’t do it as good as he can.”
S02 E20 Drug Testing /// Pam Beesly interviews
“Two nights ago I went to an Alicia Keys concert at the Montage Mountain Performing Arts Center. I scored these great isle seats. Anyway, after the opening act, this beautiful girl sits down next to me. And I never get to meet girls with lip rings. And she had one. I don’t know exactly how this happened but one of her friends started passing around some stuff. And they said it was clove cigarettes. And I’m sure that it was clove cigarettes. Everyone in the aisle was doing it.”
S02 E20 Drug Testing /// Michael Scott interviews
“I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. [pauses] That and my sister’s.”
S02 E19 Michael’s Birthday /// Kelly Kapoor interviews
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S02 E19 Michael’s Birthday /// Ryan Howard interviews
“Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.”
S02 E19 Michael’s Birthday /// Dwight Schrute interviews
“If I knew I had a week to live, I would probably go to Europe... and South America... and the Grand Canyon... and I would want to see the Pacific Ocean. It would be a pretty busy week.”
S02 E19 Michael’s Birthday /// Pam Beesly interviews
“Michael’s birthday. Uh... It’s pretty fun to watch, actually. He gets very excited, and then he eats a lot of cake. And then he runs around the office. Then he has a sugar rush in the afternoon. And then he falls asleep. And that’s when we get our work done.”
S02 E19 Michael’s Birthday /// Jim Halpert interviews
“When I was 16, I was supposed to go out on a date with a girl named Julie. But there was another Michael in the class that she apparently thought the date was with. So she went out with him on my birthday. And she got him a cake at the restaurant. And it wasn’t even his birthday. But I heard about it the next day in school. So, that was the worst birthday I think I ever had.”
S02 E19 Michael’s Birthday (2/2) /// Michael Scott interviews