When you get a weird ad while playing a mobile game on your phone at 5 a.m.
The ad in question:

oozey mess
Doug Jones

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Show & Tell

Kiana Khansmith
Interview Vampire Daily
Sade Olutola
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
d e v o n
EXPECTATIONS
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

#extradirty
occasionally subtle
The Bowery Presents
taylor price
YOU ARE THE REASON
Not today Justin
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When you get a weird ad while playing a mobile game on your phone at 5 a.m.
The ad in question:
Hunter put his crocs in sports mode to go Belos-hunting
Might actually start using my Etsy account and offering these earrings for sale if there’s any interest?
Made a little drawing mock-up of some other colors to try and gauge how they’d end up looking and I think I like all of them but the white, red, and black might be my favorites so far. I’ve also done almost like, charm bracelets before with the petals as little ornaments?
Updated Commissions Sheet
Updated my commissions sheet for this year, changed my prices around, and have now five new options available to expand the choices you can make if you choose to commission me, including three digital painting options!
Terms, conditions, and methods of contacting me listed below the read-more~
Keep reading
My most current commissions sheet, from my other, more active blog if anyone’s interested
Have you ever learned something that you wish you hadn't?
I'm not talking about cursed knowledge or 'ignorance is bliss' type stuff. I'm talking about information falling into your hands and knowing, in your heart of hearts, that yours are the wrong hands for said information to fall into.
Like how today I learned that it would actually only cost about $30 for me to get 10 baby chickens from Tractor Supply Co.
Facebook chose violence today
rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from
my oversized sweatshirt will protect me from Everything
-The last diary entry you find next to a skeleton wearing an oversized sweatshirt.
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
bro oh my god … vanilla extract
vanilla extract smells wonderful but tastes horrific on its own. but mixed with sugar and flour and cream it tastes just like it smells. we need the support of others to reach our full potential
no man is an island everyone is vanilla extract
she only plays minecraft and spore
man screamin like a whistle
puts a weighted blanket on you puts a weighted blanket on you puts a weighted blanket on you puts a weighted blanket on you puts a weighted blanket on you
PUTS A WEIGHTED BLANKET ON YOU PUTS A WEIGHTED BLANKET ON YOU PUTS A WEIGHTED BLANKET ON YOU
I found a copy of my mom's favorite book from childhood! It's called Striped Ice Cream and I'm gonna wrap it in plastic and then some foil and bury it in a gallon of Neapolitan.
And I'll say "look, mom, I got you that striped ice cream you're always talking about!" and convince her to serve it up for dessert.
I'm gonna wrap a layer of waxed paper around it too, so that the marker doesn't rub off and it's easier to fish out. I'm not sure how I'm gonna excavate the ice cream, exactly. I made a template. I'm hoping to like... cut around it and then peel back a layer about an inch deep that I can just put back on top.
Mom thinks I'm at the park with the dog but I'm out in the garage burying a children's book from the 60s in a gallon of ice cream. This is one of the weirdest ways I've ever wrapped a present.
Well, shit.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Now to work on smoothing the top a bit. It's not going to be perfect but it'll still be a good surprise.
"What have you done to this ice cream??"
AND THEN MY DAD TOLD HER IT WAS A BOOK BECAUSE HE WAS TOO EXCITED
You know who else is excited about this ice cream based enrichment puzzle? MY MOM.
Happy Mother's Day!
ICE CREAM BASED ENRICHMENT PUZZLE
Begging Staff to let me get a look at how the fuck does Tumblr's algorithm work
sit back and don't relax as I take you on a journey that is full of so much psychic damage <3
remember all those months ago when i said i was going to make a uquiz? yeah
i can’t wait to meet the incredibly messed up person who gets the extremely rare “???” result
gasp... he’s perfect...
shit’s bad and keeps getting worse.
i’m at the end of my rope here. i made my car payment with money i don’t have and just keep racking up overdraft charges. i’m maxed out on all my credit cards and have no way of paying for food or gas. i dont get paid for another week and that won’t be enough to cover anything. i have no clue how i’m making rent this month. i hate to keep asking but i need help, any at all.
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i really don’t know what else to do aside from selling everything i own. please share if nothing else.