session 3 - goblin speakeasies 03/11/16
18:20 Karma Chameleon:
alright - so the castle has just opened a new portal for y'all, to one of themajor goblin cities
18:22 Karma Chameleon:
In stark contrast to the forest you just visited the view you can see from thedoorway is a crowded, ramshackle street, dark and grimy. Nobody's in sight.
18:23 Karma Chameleon:
Rorrrst sets his shoulders determinedly and walks through
18:23 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle waits for someone else to go first
18:23 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh gives a curious look to the portal before entering, following justbehind Rorrrst.
18:24 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Happily follows Rorrrst through* Maybe we'll make some progress, finally.
18:24 Coyote Laughed at This:
Any idea where the people might be?
18:24 Seth:
Glitter follows the crew.
18:24 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle follows behind
18:25 Muffinworry:
The Marquise picks up her skirts and walks through
18:26 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
may I roll for my eyes? see if I can see anything interesting
18:27 Karma Chameleon:
@clash "They're around, I'm sure.." Rorrrst replies, cocking his head andpeering around. "I think your castle dropped us in a quieter spot so we didn'tattract too much attention."
18:27 Karma Chameleon:
@sun go ahead! want to roll yourself & paste in the result or shall i
18:27 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
I got t, but thank you
18:27 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Roll(3d6)+0:3,3,2,+0Total:8
18:29 Coyote Laughed at This:
Should we make efforts not to attract attention? You know more about thesepeople than I do, I'm sure.
18:30 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Jeez louise, looks like this place needs a clean up - and that's coming fromme." Kaleuh looks at the dim coloring of their surroundings, strolling casuallyon. "So Rorrrst, who are we off to see, anyway?"
18:32 Karma Chameleon:
you don't see anything terribly out of place or noteworthy - the buildings haveclearly been repaired over and over, by generations of occupants, but they don't look like they're going to collapse any second or anything. there's nothing green and growing anywhere, but you do spot a window-box of strange fungi; the street is lit, dimly, by a weird mishmash of candles, lanterns,torches, small magical lights
18:33 Karma Chameleon:
@clash: "I'm not sure we'll be able to avoid it," Rorrrst says, candidly."We're a pretty odd group."
18:33 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
can I go look at the strange fungi
18:33 Karma Chameleon:
of course
18:33 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
thank you
18:35 Karma Chameleon:
@kale: "We're looking for someone named Volstead. Ilvar had some sort ofcorrespondence with him - I'm not sure why, or about what, but, well,considering.. I doubt it was entirely legal. That's not unusual, or even trulyfrowned upon, really, for Seelie royalty, but... it could be that he got inover his head."
18:36 Karma Chameleon:
@sun: there's a nice arrangement of thin, spindly mushrooms, in beige and palegreens, it's really quite pretty
18:36 Seth:
Glitter's antennae flatten down at the thought of Ilvar getting in too muchtrouble. "We'll find out what happened..."
18:37 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle vaguely hears them, but is kind of distracted by the fungi "does anyoneknow what this is?"
18:39 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Well if _we_ were a Possibly malevolent Goblin, where would weeee beee..."Kaleuh thinks, furrowing her brow. "What kind of business did ol' princey getup to in these parts of town?"
18:41 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Looks over to see what Puddle's looking at* I haven't the faintest idea whatkind of mushrooms those are, but it's probably not edible.
18:42 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"fair enough" Puddle walks but to the group
18:43 Karma Chameleon:
"Boozing," Rorrrst says, frankly. "At least officially - and goblins definitelyhave a reputation for good alcohol - but I'm sure that could be a cover for allsorts of things... Still. That's where we should start, I think."
18:43 Coyote Laughed at This:
Should we try to find a tavern or some gathering place or something?
18:43 Muffinworry:
“I would like that”
18:44 Coyote Laughed at This:
If you start gambling don't get in over your head, Horns.
18:44 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(( new quest: get puddle drunk ))
18:44 Coyote Laughed at This:
In fact, try not to gamble at all because we don't need anyone getting angrybecause you're swindling them.
18:45 Seth:
((brb real quick))
18:46 Muffinworry:
“Nothing was ever proven!”
18:47 Karma Chameleon:
Rorrrst is not gonna ask. He sets off down the street
18:47 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Wowza." Kaleuh states. "I mean, he looked like the kind of guy who liked a funtime! It must be hard being royalty - even if it does look pretty _dreamy,_ "Kaleuh rambles.
18:47 Muffinworry:
“Let’s follow. There has to be a tavern in one of these side streets”
18:48 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle follows behind everyone, giving the fungi one last look
18:48 Karma Chameleon:
you're so tempted by the random fungi... dont eat someones fuckign gardenpuddle
18:48 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(im laughin)
18:49 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(it's pretty damn it)
18:49 Seth:
Glitter follows the group nervously.
18:51 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Don't put every pretty thing you see in your mouth, Puddle)
18:52 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(seri will be disappointed )
18:52 Karma Chameleon:
You come across a few more people as you go on - short, furtive-lookinggoblinfolk bundled up in several layers of clothing. They all seem like theyhave somewhere to go.
18:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
@muffin: Even if they couldn't prove it, doesn't change the fact that peopleget pissed when they think you've cheated them.
18:54 Coyote Laughed at This:
The last thing we need is a hoard of angry Goblins coming after us while wesearch for a lost prince. I enjoy a good fight but I don't think any of you arefighters, and I can only do so much to prevent you all from getting killed.
18:56 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"do you think they'll have any cider? I used to lie cider when I was..."
18:56 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
puddle trails off
18:57 Karma Chameleon:
There's a building on this street that looks even more rundown than the rest,but you spot someone knocking, then going inside - and you can hear music andthe distant hubbub of conversation somewhere inside
18:57 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh nudges Muffin. "Hey. You. Me. Crew. Goblin bar. Soon."
18:58 Muffinworry:
“Let’s go”
18:58 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"We gotta make sure Ilvar is safe first!! I'm sure you could use your swindl-yskills somewhere along the line!"
18:59 Seth:
Pointing to the rundown building, "How about that place? That place lookspretty sketchy."
18:59 Muffinworry:
“And Puddle needs a drink.”
18:59 Coyote Laughed at This:
It looks like a good time is what it looks like.
19:00 Muffinworry:
“I’m sure goblins are perfectly lovely if you just buy them a round”
19:00 Coyote Laughed at This:
Going to buy one or two for the whole place then?
19:03 Muffinworry:
“Well, I didn’t mean me personally. Dear, I haven’t paid for my own drinkssince I was, well, actually I don’t think I’ve ever bought a drink in my life.”
19:04 Karma Chameleon:
Rorrrst is hanging back a little, reluctant to be the first one in
19:05 Seth:
They turn to Rorrrst. "Is everything alright?"
19:06 Coyote Laughed at This:
You're the one with the most money here, Horns.
19:07 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty "Fine, fine - are we heading in?"
19:07 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"No worries, pals!! I'll take the lead on this! It's not a party without theIce Hellegation!" Kaleuh knocks rapidly on the door. "Yoohoo!! Helloooooo!"
19:08 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle follows in behind
19:08 Seth:
"Looks like it-!"
19:09 Karma Chameleon:
The door opens for you, apparently on its own volition, because nobody'svisible inside; the building is shrouded in darkness, the only light comingfrom the bottom of a narrow staircase
19:09 Karma Chameleon:
That's where the sound & music is coming from, also
19:10 Muffinworry:
“Well, let’s go."
19:11 Seth:
((could I roll too see in the dark, karma?))
19:11 Karma Chameleon:
yup!
19:12 Muffinworry:
“Hope I don’t stumble”
19:12 Seth:
Roll(3d6)+0:1,1,4,+0Total:6
19:12 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Takes a few steps inside and wait to adjust to the gloom* well whoever buysbooze, don't bother with me, alright?
19:12 Karma Chameleon:
the answer to "can i roll to do x" is pretty much always yes, go ahead androll, you just may fail
19:13 Karma Chameleon:
you can see perfectly, but there's not much to see - it looks like there mightbe crates or furniture covered in sheets, a random scattering of trash
19:13 Seth:
((I'm in the habit of always asking the dm before rolling eheh))
19:13 Seth:
((darn no secrets))
19:13 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Roll(3d6)+0:3,1,3,+0Total:7
19:14 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
puddle is struggling to see in the dark today
19:14 Karma Chameleon:
you see the same, puddle
19:14 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
can I say that her extra eyes aren't opening properly?
19:14 Seth:
Since they can't see anything of interest, they follow the rest down thestairs.
19:15 Karma Chameleon:
honestly your roll is succeeding bc it's a relatively simple task i just donthave anything for you to see
19:15 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
that is wonderful bc hopefully I roll better later
19:15 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
puddle just follows along
19:16 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"OOoooo! A basement _club!_ Didn't I say we should have a club in our castle?This place is _popping!_ "
19:16 Karma Chameleon:
the basement is ... kale, do you really have to refer to things as popping,
19:16 Kaleuh sdfghj:
( I WAS GOING TO SAY _LIT_ ORIGINALLY)
19:17 Karma Chameleon:
the basement is, in fact, brightly lit,
19:17 Karma Chameleon:
i had that typed before u said that,
19:17 Coyote Laughed at This:
That's one way to describe it.
19:17 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaley Fresh ROLLS to be Kaley Fresh (She puts on her elevator shades . it onlyhas one lense)
19:18 Karma Chameleon:
there are people chatting and drinking around the bar and around varioustables, mostly goblinfolk; a couple games of dice, some dancing, and anintricate contraption that looks probably-magical blaring out music without anyvisible operator
19:18 Karma Chameleon:
automatic success
19:18 Muffinworry:
The Marquise sweeps in after only tripping once or twice over the crates.“Lovely. Let’s get started."
19:20 Kaleuh sdfghj:
The transformation is complete. "Don't worry guys... _I can fit in with thiscrowd._ " Kaleuh says, turning her hat backwards, which she had tucked awaythis whole time. "So Rorrrst," She says, unsuspiciously lowering her shades."Where's our guy?"
19:21 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle is looking towards the bar,
19:21 Karma Chameleon:
Rorrrst shrugs apologetically. "I don't know what he looks like, just thename."
19:22 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Well that's okay!! We'll all just have to _dance around_ a little!" She says,side eyeing her friends. "How about we all take seperate areas of fun in thisplace to see who we can talk to to find out what?"
19:23 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle looks a touch panicked at that idea
19:23 Coyote Laughed at This:
Well, we should ingratiate ourselves before we start asking questions. Anyonecare to buy a couple of rounds for our hosts? Horns, the drunker they are themore likely you are to win.
19:25 Seth:
(To Kaleuh) "That seems like a good idea." Glitter is already slipping offtowards the bar.
19:25 Muffinworry:
Grumbles but goes off to find the bartender
19:26 Karma Chameleon:
The bartender is polishing a glass mug, because narrative conventions. He looksvaguely bored.
19:26 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle makes her way over to the bar, and looks at the bottles
19:28 Karma Chameleon:
There's quite an extensive selection of drinks - several familiar beers andliquors, hard cider, mead, some things you don't recognize the names of...
19:29 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
anything that looks really odd?
19:29 Karma Chameleon:
one of the bottles looks like it has a whole, preserved tarantula in it
19:29 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Follows after Puddle* Let a girl buy you a drink, cutie?
19:30 Karma Chameleon:
((i've never had alcohol in my damn life so i'm winging it more than usual fairwarning))
19:30 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"I-I okay"
19:30 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Her nickname for Puddle is Cutie)
19:30 Seth:
Glitter is looking for someone to sit next to at the bar, preferably at adistance from the rest of the crew as per Kaleuh's plan.
19:30 Coyote Laughed at This:
Pick one, it's on me.
19:30 Muffinworry:
I talk to the bartender. “A bottle of mead and several mugs, please”
19:31 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"do goblins have cider?"
19:31 Coyote Laughed at This:
I have a fair bit on me still from the last job I did before I wound up at thecastle, so unless you want something incredibly pricey I can afford it easy.Looks like it.
19:33 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle takes a breath, and then seems to settle into a large smile and lightvoice as she talks to the bartender "I don't suppose a fine place like thiswould have any good cider would it?"
19:33 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: The bartender gives you a curt nod and slides a bottle over to you."First time here? Ya pay based on how much's left in th' bottle," he croaksout, in an unbelievably deep voice. "Lemme get ya those mugs."
19:41 Karma Chameleon:
@sun: He eyes you a moment and nods, pulling down two bottles. "Sure. Ya wantit light'n'fruity or are you lookin' for something stronger?"
19:41 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh looks tempted by her friends set at the bar, but decides to cover moreground. "Hmm... Uncoordinated on the dance floor, and Uncoordinated at pool.What could possibly go wrong??" She says. She decides to save her energy andgoes toward the pool table.
19:42 Muffinworry:
I roll to charm the bartender. “Mind if I ask you a few questions?”
19:42 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"...I'll take the stronger" puddle turns to seri "if you don't mind"
19:42 Muffinworry:
((Karma can you please roll for me?))
19:42 Karma Chameleon:
ye
19:42 Karma Chameleon:
Roll(4d6)+0:6,3,5,4,+0Total:18
19:43 Coyote Laughed at This:
I don't mind.
19:44 Karma Chameleon:
The bartender slides one of the bottles over to Puddle with a curt nod,replaces the other, and leans on the bar toward the Marquise. "I'm listening."
19:45 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle swigs straight from the bottle
19:45 Seth:
((holy shIT puddle))
19:45 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(PLAYS ROMANTIC MUSIC FOR PUDDLE & SERI)
19:46 Muffinworry:
“Does the name Volstead mean anything to you?”
19:48 Coyote Laughed at This:
Taste good, Cutie?
19:48 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"y-yes, thank you"
19:48 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Hey Karma, if I have more than one Cliche that might play into a thing, do Iuse one or both?)
19:49 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: He inhales sharply, tapping his fingers against the bar. "Nothinggood."
19:49 Karma Chameleon:
pick one!
19:49 Coyote Laughed at This:
(k thanks)
19:50 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Surveys the room, keeping an eye out for anyone who looks particularily shady*Roll(4d6)+0:2,6,4,2,+0Total:14
19:50 Muffinworry:
The Marquise smiles. "My friends and I would _love_ to talk to him. There mightbe a finder's fee if you could help us."
19:54 Karma Chameleon:
"He's a big goblin in this city - fingers in a lotta pies - if you need goods,maybe somethin' unique from another dimension, and you can meet his prices...well, Capozzi over there's the one ya wanna talk to, if ya really want to trackhim down." The bartender, eyes narrowed, nods at one of the dice players; she'swearing a scarlet dress and has a confident, easy manner.
19:55 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle drinks some more
19:55 Muffinworry:
((Brb))
19:56 Coyote Laughed at This:
So do you think we're going to get any leads here, Cutie?
19:57 Karma Chameleon:
@clash: it's hard to distinguish anyone more-than-especially shady in thisplace, but you spot someone who isn't a goblin and doesn't appear to bedrinking - they're wrapped in several layers of heavy clothing as appears to bethe fashion in this place, but underneath it they look vaguely insectoid.They're watching the dancers with apparent interest.
19:58 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"I think so, but, I'm not very good at this, all I'm good at is eavesdropping"
19:58 Karma Chameleon:
I don't know if you were eavesdropping on the bartender, but either way Capozzistands out from the rest in her bright outfit, and she does appear to bewinning slightly more at the dice game than would be strictly probable.
20:00 Seth:
((ay not to be a pain karma but me and kaleuh never really got a response forour actions I think unless I missed it ;w; ;;;;; ))
20:00 Karma Chameleon:
aaa not a pain at all thank you for poking me
20:00 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((omg np!! these NCPs are poppin,))
20:02 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: There's an open seat at the bar between two goblins; one of them ishaving a spirited conversation about some sort of racing competition with thereptilian creature next to him, but the other one is sitting alone and nursingher drink sullenly
20:02 Seth:
((ye I know there was a lot goin on and I didn't wanna interrupt! ty!!))
20:04 Karma Chameleon:
@kale: The table is just finishing up a game - one of them, a relatively talland lanky goblin with an eyepatch, turns to give you a calculating look. "Youwant in on the next round?" he asks.
20:05 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Nudges Puddle* Well that guy looks different... Care to join me? I want tochat with that insect-y lookin one over there.
20:06 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"o-okay"
20:06 Seth:
Glitter approaches the empty seat, looking at the sullen goblin. "Do you mindif I sit here?" They're eavesdropping on the other conversation meanwhile.
20:07 Kaleuh sdfghj:
She grins a toothy grin. "CERTAINLY, my good chum!!" She takes up a pool-stick. "Are there wagers? Or are we just playin' a good game among friends?"
20:08 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Hooks Puddles arm with one of her own, leading the way over to the insectileindividual* Helloooo! Are you looking for a dance, or someone in particular?
20:09 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle leans on Seri's shoulder, swigging from the bottle. Tries to look cute
20:12 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: she nods curtly, barely paying attention to you; she taps on the bar,and the bartender roots around under the counter for something. He hands hertwo smooth, white eggs, which she cracks deftly into her glass. Theconversation on your other side is getting amiably heated - it sounds likethey're talking about the merits of their respective favorite racing animals,"Faultline" and "Sapphire Streak," but you can't work out exactly what kind ofanimal they're talking about
20:16 Karma Chameleon:
@kaleuh: "Friendly, if you don't mind, miss," he replies, deftly rootingthrough the pockets for the balls; rather than being numbered and each having asingle color they appear to be distinguished by half-and-half colorcombinations. "The husband'll have my hide if I lose my wages."
20:19 Karma Chameleon:
@clash&sun: The insect turns their head, making a soft chittering noise as theylook you over. "Merely obzerving the dancerz," they say. "We may have an,s'zzz, offer of employment for the mozt graceful. You are dancerz?"
20:19 Seth:
They place their elbows on the table and lean into their hands, smilingsympathetically to the lady goblin. "You seem sad. Need someone to talk to? I'ma fabulous listener." Their antennae twitch.
20:19 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh giggles. "My kind of game, then!" She inspects the colored balls."Average night here? My crew and I are new in town!"
20:21 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"personally no, but I don't know about my g- friend here" puddles drinks againto hide
20:22 Coyote Laughed at This:
I'm afraid not, no. What kind of employment? I might be able to help you findsomeone.
20:22 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Ooooo Puddle, almost slipped up there)
20:22 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(she's a tad tiddled, be nice to her)
20:23 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: She takes a sip from her mug (it's a uniform amber liquid, nottraditionally yolklike) and gives you a longer look, lifting an eyebrow. "Justbeen a long day. You new here? I think I'd recognize that face. What do you andthe rest of these yahoos think you're doing?" She gestures at the otherhellions.
20:28 Seth:
"We're just stopping in for a nice time. We're travelers." They cock theirhead, still smiling amiably. "You don't like meeting new people?"
20:29 Karma Chameleon:
@kale: "Oh, sure, you picked a great night for it. Good place, too - ol'Threetoes runs a good, solid place here, never waters the drinks. Sometimes itgets rowdier than this, but yup, yup, a real solid place." He lifts the rackaway from the neat triangle of bi-colored balls. "Would you care to break,missy?"
20:29 Shaftberry:
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20:29 Shaftberry:
(Things are finally poppin')
20:29 Karma Chameleon:
amazing.....
20:29 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(oh my god)
20:29 Kaleuh sdfghj:
* (( HOLY FUCKING SHIT)) *
20:30 Shaftberry:
(Also since I'm only overseeing this time, I AM THE ILLUSTRATOR OF EVENTSTONIGHT)
20:30 Karma Chameleon:
fuckgin 69 ball
20:30 Seth:
((real, true events from the ice hell yahoos))
20:31 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( I SWEAR TO GOD IM SHOWING EVERYBODY))
20:31 Shaftberry:
(Hehehehe, glad you like it. uwu Expect a few more cause this is ratherenjoyable)
20:31 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOKAY HANG ON IM TRYING NOT TO SCREAM CLOG THE CHAT IMMA GO @ U))
20:32 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Fuckin beautiful, Em.)
20:32 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(A* 20 points)
20:33 Shaftberry:
(blUSHES THANK U. But yeah didn't mean to interrupt! Please continue, and thatway I can get more content to draw. uwu)
20:35 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(someone stop me watching Disney movies)
20:36 Karma Chameleon:
@sun&clash: "Pity." A thin proboscis of some sort snakes out of their mouth andflicks over one of their unblinking eyes. "We are hiring dancerzz, of courze.Entertainerz. Your help will not be, h'ttzz, necezzary, thankzz. When theCryztal Palace opens, you are certainly invited to view the fruitz of ourzearch for grace."
20:36 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"what counts as entertaining?"
20:36 Seth:
((is that bug looking for strippers))
20:37 Coyote Laughed at This:
Whereabouts is the Crystal Palace? I'll have to stop by. Do you have a card orsomething with the address?
20:37 Coyote Laughed at This:
(I'm pretty sure it is, yeah)
20:38 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh clasps her hands together excitedly. "Wow def!!" She strolls around thetable and positions herself to the front of the triangle. "My pals are havin' agreat time!! We came here lookin' for someone, but right now we're just havingfun," Kaleuh sticks her tongue out as she aims at the ball.
20:39 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: "There are plenty of folks in this town who love meeting new people.Especially new people asking questions about the big V. I just wanna make sureyou know what you're doing before I work up the effort to get to know you." Shescowls into her mug.
20:41 Karma Chameleon:
((they are a dignified and serious being undertaking a serious quest in pursuitof superior forms and gracefulness. their employer is looking for strippers,probably.))
20:42 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((seri. you know what to do))
20:42 Seth:
"Oh? Is that someone I should avoid?"
20:43 Seth:
((ok crew , time to become strippers))
20:44 Karma Chameleon:
@sun&clash: "Thoze who are, tz'zzh, delightful in motion and pleazant to lookupon, of courze." They reach into a pouch at their belt and pass Seri a small,folded card. "The addrezzz."
20:44 Muffinworry:
I look away for a few minutes and they're already stripping
20:45 Karma Chameleon:
i'll take responsibility i didn't intend this but this was the logicalconclusion of the stuff i made up on the spot
20:45 Seth:
((we'll strip our way to saving the prince))
20:45 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Takes the paper and tucks it into a pocket* Thank you, I'll be sure to keep itin mind. Do you mind me asking what species you are? I don't think I've runinto a person like you before.
20:45 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Seri isn't going to start stripping, sorry guys)
20:46 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(( do it for puddle seri))
20:46 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((I ROLL TO SEDUCTIVELY BEND OVER THE POOL TABLE))
20:46 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((not really tho)
20:46 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
The alcohol sets in, puddle cuddles into Seri's arm a little
20:47 Karma Chameleon:
@kaleuh: A few of the other bar patrons are watching your game with someinterest; the goblin you're talking to either doesn't notice or completelyignores the attention. "Glad to hear it! Always take some time for fun. Whowere you lookin' for, if I may ask?"
20:48 Seth:
((omg what has rorrrst been doing all this time?))
20:49 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((Rorrrst is getting SHITFACED))
20:51 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Ah...some guy!" Kaleuh waves her hand. "I mean, none of us know himpersonally, but there might be a connection between him and our other friendwho went missin' - V.....V..." Kaleuh remembers the name of the goblin just asshe hits the white ball - one of the balls bounces off the table."OH RIGHT! _Volstead!!_ You don't know the name do ya?"
20:52 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle moves so she can whisper in Seri's ear "the woman in red, should we talkto her?"
20:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
(KALEUH NOOOOO DON'T JUST FRIGGIN BLURT IT OUT)
20:52 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((MONSTER KALEUH HAS NO FILTER))
20:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
(That's gonna be bad ain't it)
20:52 Seth:
((LLMAO KALEUH ))
20:52 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((Y'ALL GOTTA UNDERSTAND: MONSTER KALEUH HAS THE PERSONALITY OF ROGER RABBIT INA BAR))
20:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Leans against Puddle a bit more* (If Seri had a mouth she'd be grinning sohard btw)
20:54 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle is looking up and Seri, waiting for her to respond
20:55 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: "Yes," she says, emphatically, then lowers her voice. "Listen, you'vegot a real pretty face, stranger, and I don't know why exactly you n' your palsare asking around - Big V has a lot of power and he knows it. It'd be a shameand a half if he decided a posse of strangers weren't worth the potentialtrouble and one of his regulars might like a glittery pink fur stole."
20:55 Coyote Laughed at This:
(SORRY SUN I MISSED IT)
20:55 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((don't worry about it!))
20:55 Karma Chameleon:
((fuck i have no idea what the hell rorrrst is doing i'm gonna go with 'gettingshitfaced' yeah))
20:55 Coyote Laughed at This:
Maybe, yes. Shall we?
20:56 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((I mean he must be upset about his pal - he could use a drink or two))
20:56 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Lead on if you wouldn't mind
20:58 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Drifts around the bar in a slow circut, moving towards the woman in red* Shecertainly has a confident air about her, doesn't she?
20:58 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
yes, may I suggest approaching her with a touch of nervousness?
20:58 Seth:
Glitter looks apprehensive, pausing for a moment as they collect theirthoughts. "I see. Do you think there might be, umm, possibly some of those_regulars_ here in this bar?"
21:00 Coyote Laughed at This:
I'm not good at doing nervous. Why do you think we should?
21:00 Karma Chameleon:
@clash: "We are of the Zzzh'krzt - thoze without mandiblez nickname uz, hht'zz,'Zert,' if that iz eazier on your tongue. Our homeland iz far from here, butthat iz not important. Name uz Queztioner, if you pleaze."
21:00 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
she'll find it flattering, not too nervous, but let her know it took a degreeof courage to speak to her
21:01 Karma Chameleon:
((hell im sorry im way behind))
21:01 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((take your time!!))
21:01 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((we can still be with them if you so wish))
21:01 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((holla at us to shut the fuck up and let you type))
21:02 Karma Chameleon:
@kale: The goblin goes stiff, some of the twinkle fading from his one visibleeye. He doesn't move to pick up the dropped ball. "Don't know him, missy. Can'thelp you there."
21:05 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: "It ain't impossible, but I doubt it. And I wouldn't point 'em out foryou even if I could recognize them. Which I can't."
21:06 Karma Chameleon:
@sun&clash didja have anything else to say to Questioner or do you just wannaassume an amiable parting & move on
21:07 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh listens and nods casually. "Aw, that's okay!! I appreciate it anyways!"She walks over and stretches down to pick the ball up. "It's a big city. I justhope he's okay." She gives the ball to the goblin. "I met him at this big fancyball and I don't really know what I'll do if he's not. Well anyway, glad tohave you here, stranger!" She pauses and sticks out a gloved hand to him. "BYTHE WAY! The name's Kaleuh! What's yours??"
21:08 Coyote Laughed at This:
(I don't thnk we had anything left to say)
21:08 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
(me neither)
21:08 Karma Chameleon:
((coolio then ye let's move on
21:08 Muffinworry:
I’m going to talk to Capozzi, the lady in red
21:09 Karma Chameleon:
are all three of you gonna converge at the same time or stagger the approach
21:10 Muffinworry:
good point
21:10 Karma Chameleon:
she's lit a cigar and is currently counting & pocketing her winnings from thelast round of dice
21:10 Seth:
"Why's that? Are they the kind who like to stay hidden?"
21:12 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Idk, stagger it a bit probably, one of us approaches her first and then theother does?)
21:15 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((also I'm Really picturin this scene for aesthetic:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2IctxaCPqw ))
21:16 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((they go in there asking around for Rattigan lmao))
21:16 Karma Chameleon:
@kaleuh: He recovers somewhat and places the ball back on the table, takingyour hand in a firm handshake. "Well, well.. Best of luck finding your friend,miss Kaleuh, I mean it. The name's Brauzogg - most call me 'Ninelives,' 'causenothing's killed me yet." He gives you a grin that's missing several teeth andmoves to shoot - a blue-and-green ball drops smoothly into the pocket."Compliments mine, contrasts for you." Smoothly, he lines up another shot.
21:17 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: Capozzi looks up at you as you approach, eyes narrowed.
21:17 Muffinworry:
roll to use my charm
21:18 Muffinworry:
“May I join you?”
21:19 Coyote Laughed at This:
Well now, looks like Horns beat us to her. How about we give her a chance totalk with our lady in red before butting in, hmm? Want to dance, or do you wantto go see how greenie's doing over there at pool, or something else?
21:20 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
"haven't you been put off dancing with me?"
21:21 Coyote Laughed at This:
Not at all, I had fun. You're nice to be around Cutie.
21:21 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: "Nah - just, if you have the kind of money to buy what he's selling,why hang out in a place like this to drink? Not that there ain't worse places,of course."
21:22 Karma Chameleon:
Roll(4d6)+0:6,6,3,1,+0Total:16muffin your rolls are on fire tonight jfc
21:22 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Aha! _Wonderful_ shot!" She beams, jumping a bit. "Ninelives, huh? Sweetnickname! Hehehehe, Do ya really got that many people after ya?" She says,standing with her pool stick with the small crowd around them.
21:22 Muffinworry:
((awwwww yessss))
21:22 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((YAAAAAASSSSSS Muffin WORKKK))
21:23 Seth:
"Where _would_ those kinds people go?"
21:23 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle starts to have eyes slowly burst over her skin, she doesn't seem tonotice
21:24 Seth:
((sorry I was a little distracted when I first typed))
21:25 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: Capozzi maintains her narrow-eyed gaze for a moment more beforelaughing aloud, wild and harsh. "Sure you can! I can smell a fellow gambler amile off. What can I do for you?"
21:26 Muffinworry:
“You look like a woman of the world. I won’t insult your intelligence. We needto get a message to Volstead, and I hear you’re a person with influence.”
21:27 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Pulls Puddle off into an empty corner* Careful, you're starting to get alllooky again. Do you need a minute? I know you don't like it when these thingshappen in public places.
21:28 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
Puddle looks down, lifts up her sleeve and sees it's a similar story"shit I er...I'm going to go outside for a while, I'll....give me a minute"puddle hurries out of the door and into the street
21:28 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((and on that note, I bid you all goodnight))
21:28 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Awww goodnight Sun!)
21:29 Seth:
((goodnight sun!))
21:29 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((bc it's half 2 and I am tired))
21:29 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((night!))
21:29 Sunshine and Slight Panic:
((thank you for the session!))
21:30 Coyote Laughed at This:
Alright, I'll let the others know. Be careful okay?
21:31 Karma Chameleon:
@kaleuh: "Why, thanks, missy. Nothing that dramatic, but I keep getting out ofunlucky scrapes with barely a scratch - a bad cavein few years back, industrialaccidents, that style of thing." He sinks a second ball but misses his thirdshot; straightens up and stands back from the table.
21:33 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: She gives you an unamused look. "What are you planning to do if I toldyou?"
21:35 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: Capozzi grins, sitting back in her chair comfortably. "Oh, so? Bigtalk for a stranger, but I do like your style. Gimme your message and I'lldecide whether or not it needs to go to Volstead."
21:36 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Wow! Don't work so hard!" Kaleuh says, amazed. "What do you do for a living?"She says, bending over and positioning her next shot.
21:38 Muffinworry:
“Tell Volstead we know all about Ilvar. Tell him he’s in over his head, butthere’s still time to get out of this mess, if he’s willing to see sense andtalk to us.”
21:40 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Walks up to the pool table and Kaleuh* Having fun, Leafy Greens? Who's yourfriend?
21:42 Seth:
"Well.. I have a friend in a higher place who was looking for an item he has. Iwould really like to help my friend. That's all."
21:42 Karma Chameleon:
@kaleuh: "Program golems," Ninelives replies, casually. "They can be taught todo all sorts 'a work, a lot faster and more precise than folks. Gotta make suretheir workspace is laid out just so, though, 'cause if their chisel is a footto the left of where it should be they'll never get anything done."
21:45 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: Her eyes widen, just for a moment. She takes a drag from her cigar,exhales smoke. "Big, big words. Sure, maybe I'll pass that along. How wouldsomeone contact you, if they wanted to make a response?"
21:48 Muffinworry:
(good question, how do they contact us? Do we have some sort of messagesystem?)
21:48 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(messenger chameleon)
21:49 Seth:
((go into the bathroom with the lights off and say "clockfuckers inc" threetimes in the mirror and the crew will be summoned))
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21:50 Shaftberry:
(iT'S NOT DONE YET BUT)
21:50 Shaftberry:
"((is that bug looking for strippers))"𝑫 𝑰 𝑪 𝑲 𝑫 𝑬 𝑺 𝑻 𝑹 𝑶 𝒀 𝑬 𝑹, 11.03.2016 20:36
21:50 Karma Chameleon:
SCREAMs
21:50 Seth:
((WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING ))
21:50 Coyote Laughed at This:
(BEAUTIFUL)
21:50 Shaftberry:
(I LOVE YOU <333)
21:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( HOLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY FUCKINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG SHITTTT OMG!!!))
21:50 Seth:
(( FUCKIGN UNBELIEVABLE !!!!!!!!!))
21:50 Rin:
((OH GOD WHATD I COME BACK TO))
21:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((HOT))
21:51 Rin:
((ALSO GLITTERS SUPER HOT))
21:51 Shaftberry:
(SMOOCHES UR BEAUTIFUL STRIPPER FACE)
21:51 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((I ROLL TO THROW MAD SINGLES))
21:51 Muffinworry:
“Send word to the Castle; it will know where to find us.” The Marquise smilesand taps her fan. “And join me in a game sometime. I do love trying my luck.”
21:53 Shaftberry:
((THROWS ALL MY MONEY))
21:54 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh watches as she sinks two multi-colored balls and grins with glee. "Ididn't even know golems were programmed! Man, I REALLY gotta get out of thecastle more."
21:55 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty. "Mmm." She drains the last of her drink, pushes the mug across thebar. "I doubt it's worth it, but since I don't think you'll leave me alone'till I say - there's a place called the Crystal Palace that's supposed to beopening very soon. Nobody knows where the money came from to build it. The BigV's cronies have their hands all over it, they say. Very posh, very particular,nothing but the best. Tell your friend best of luck."
21:57 Karma Chameleon:
"*Walks up to the pool table and Kaleuh* Having fun, Leafy Greens? Who's yourfriend?"Coyote Laughed at This, 11.03.2016 21:40@clash&kale: "Sure are, miss Kaleuh. It's interesting work." Ninelives looks upfrom the table and gives Seri an affable nod.
21:59 Karma Chameleon:
@muffin: "Ice Hell, eh?" she asks, eyes narrow and calculating. "You know, Ijust might."
21:59 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((OMG Im sorry clash i didnt see yours!! im replyin))
22:01 Seth:
Their eyes light up. "I'll be sure to tell them! Thank you! And... I'm sorry ifI bothered you too much." They smile apologetically. "I'm still willing tolisten to your troubles if you want. Or I can leave you alone if you prefer."
22:01 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh perks up at Seri and grins. "OH HEY SERI!!" She waves, turning toBrauzogg. "Ninelives, this is my pal Seri!! She's one of my _gang."_ Kaleuhsays, gesturing cooly. It's not cool . she thinks she is,
22:02 Coyote Laughed at This:
Nice to meet you. Did you say something about Golems?
22:05 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: She waves it off, standing up from the bar. "Rather not, but thanks,anyhow. You have fun now."
22:08 Seth:
"Ah- Alright then..!" They stay on the barstool quietly as they watch thegoblin leave, listening back in on the conversation on the opposite side to seeif it's changed any.
22:08 Karma Chameleon:
@kale&clash: Brauzogg steps up to take another shot. "Pleasure to meet you.Yes, as a matter of fact I did. That's my profession - not the making, just theteaching afterwards."
22:08 Coyote Laughed at This:
What sort of things do you teach them to do?
22:09 Muffinworry:
The Marquise walks over to Kaleuh and Seri. “Volstead is going to contact us.What do you want to do next? It might not be wise to linger too long.”
22:10 Karma Chameleon:
@guilty: a third person has joined in the conversation, and it's become clear that the racing animals they're betting on are snails. no word on whether they are in fact extremely speedy snails or whether the way they're talking about them is utter hyperbole.
22:10 Kaleuh sdfghj:
( CHEER THE SNAILS ON )
22:10 Seth:
((it's kinda funny how we all went around discreetly trying to get info andmarquise just fuckin waltzed up and was like "tell Volstead his ass is grassand im gonna mow it" ))
22:11 Coyote Laughed at This:
Oh? Got the days work done already have you?
22:11 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( HGFVGHJKJUSHFDKLJ;SDLJHUYHKLSF ))
22:11 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( REBLOG IF MARQUISE IS BAE ))
22:11 Coyote Laughed at This:
(It was beautiful)
22:11 Seth:
((SHE IS BAE!!! MVP))
22:11 Muffinworry:
“Did someone say snail races?”
22:13 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"OH! OH! MARQUISE!! This is my friend Ninelives!!" She turns back to theGoblin. "Ain't it great Brauzogg?? We're on the right track! WE'RE GONNA FINDHIM!" She twirls excitedly.
22:14 Karma Chameleon:
@clash: "Just about anything repetitive and physical, they can do - carpentry,smithing -" He falters when he hears what the Marquise has to say, and his shotgoes dreadfully wild, the cue ball plopping into the pocket.
22:14 Karma Chameleon:
((mvp.. mvp..))
22:15 Karma Chameleon:
He coughs awkwardly and steps back, giving you a smile. "Great to hear it, miss."
22:15 Muffinworry:
“Well hello. Glad I wasn’t betting on you to make that shot.”
22:16 Coyote Laughed at This:
Sounds interesting enough. Oh, that was a terrible shot. You near as well jumped out of your skin when my friend here brought up Volstead. Anything weshould know about him other than that we can already guess that he's a pretty unsavoury individual?
22:16 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Leans against the pool table* Or is it more one of those 'Don't say or you'll get bumped off' kind of situations?
22:17 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh gasps. "Seri! Be nice!! Ninelives doesn't know anything about Voldemort or whatever!"
22:17 Seth:
((kfjdfdhgkfdkjgdkgkfd volELDEMdon))
22:17 Coyote Laughed at This:
From his reaction he clearly does. And I want to know if it means we're lesslikely to die.
22:18 Seth:
((taking a quick break to eat while glitter listens to snail racing I guesslol))
22:18 Karma Chameleon:
Brauzogg fishes out the cueball and hands it to Kaleuh. "Sorry, can't tell youanything - and I'm sure I don't know what you mean."
22:19 Coyote Laughed at This:
I'm asking if, should you say anything, your friends and family might find youin an alley with your throat cut. Friend.
22:20 Muffinworry:
“Seri, you’re scaring our new friend. Try a softer approach, yes?”
22:21 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"SERI! HEY! _WOAH_ " Kaleuh forcibly places the ball on the pool table. "Whatis UP with you??? He's cool!" Kaleuh quickly turns to Ninelives. "She don'tmean nothin', Nines. We're all just a little upset about Ilvar, that's all.Don't listen to 'er."
22:21 Coyote Laughed at This:
If he didn't have any reason to be afraid, he wouldn't be.
22:21 Coyote Laughed at This:
I'm asking because I'm concerned for my own health as much as his.
22:22 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"UH, then don't start a fight, duh!!"
22:22 Seth:
((I'm back and I see we're starting a barfight, nice))
22:23 Muffinworry:
“Have a drink, Ninelives. No need to worry.”
22:24 Karma Chameleon:
"Listen, folks, I don't have a lot to tell you, and this ain't a topic I'd liketo discuss," he says, firmly. "I've had enough to drink tonight, thank youkindly, and I'd like to either finish my game here with miss Kaleuh or leavequietly."
22:27 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh shifts so that she's whispering the Seri. "PLUS Marquise just gave usour tipoff! I think we're okay on info!" She positions her pool stick in orderto hit it. "Let's alll just play cool." She takes a moment before spinning theball. "...OR Should I say, _pool?_ " She poses, and waits for the laughs tocome rolling the fuck in.
22:28 Muffinworry:
“Yes but back to the snail betting”
22:28 Coyote Laughed at This:
Those people over by Glimmer, my dear Marquise.
22:30 Seth:
Glitter's actually getting up from the bar now, approaching the Marquise,looking up at her. "Hey, Marquise?"
22:31 Muffinworry:
“Well hello”
22:32 Seth:
"Can we talk somewhere for a moment? I learned something interesting."
22:33 Coyote Laughed at This:
Mind if I tag along? I don't want to cause any more fright to Kaleuh's friendthan I already have. I'd hate to ruin such a wonderful game of pool anyfurther.
22:34 Muffinworry:
“There’s a quiet table over in the corner.”
22:35 Seth:
(To Seri) "Sure, of course."
22:38 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh's face falls as her joke falls flat. "Agh, I'll meet up with you guysover there in a bit. I'll finish my game and then we'll talk." She fiddles withthe pool stick.
22:39 Karma Chameleon:
@kale: Ninelives is a damn good pool player when he's not getting distracted bypeople talking about Volstead - he's pretty close to winning.
22:39 Seth:
"Take your time, Kaleuh~" Glitter heads over to the quiet table.
22:42 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Heh, It's gonna SHOCK ya, but I'm not the most coordinated kale monster." Shechuckles, watching him easily beat her at this. She looks down for a bit."Sorry about that. I hope I didn't give ya bad vibes or anythin'."
22:42 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Follows Glimmer to the table* So what did you find out?
22:44 Karma Chameleon:
@kale: He waves it off, with slightly forced casualness. "No, no worries. Leftcorner pocket." He takes aim at the final pure-black ball.
22:45 Muffinworry:
@Glitter “Try some mead. What did you learn?”
22:45 Seth:
(Speaking softly) "Well, not too much, but I heard about a new place openingcalled the Crystal Palace. And apparently, Big V has something to do with it."
22:46 Seth:
They wave off the drink, giggling. "No thanks, dear, I'd like to stay sober."
22:46 Coyote Laughed at This:
You don't say? Well I just so happened to talk so an individual looking forpeople they were hoping to hire for that place. I even got an address. Theywere looking for dancers.
22:47 Muffinworry:
“Ohhh now that’s /very/ interesting”
22:47 Seth:
(( banging fists on table INFILTRATE THE PALACE AS STRIPPERS INFILTRATE THEPALACE AS STRIPPERS))
22:47 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Oh yeah, that's game." She says before she even loses.
22:47 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( P L E A S E ))
22:48 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( im gonna make a Stripper Playlist for D&D))
22:48 Coyote Laughed at This:
Unfortunately I'm not much of a dancer, so I wasn't about to take up the offer.But it might give us a chance to get in if someone else were able to.
22:48 Seth:
(To Seri) "Oh!! Well that seems like exactly the place we need to go!"
22:48 Karma Chameleon:
The ball clicks smoothly into the pocket, and Ninelives nods with satisfaction,holding out his hand to you. "Good game, miss. It was a pleasure."
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22:50 Seth:
((omfg dude))
22:50 Karma Chameleon:
((*i* thought it was funny but none of the goblins did im so sorry kale))
22:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( I'M SCREAMING ))
22:50 Coyote Laughed at This:
So, do any of you have any past skills in stripping or burlesque or something?Or do you knoww if anyone else in the castle might?
22:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( THIS HAS TO GO ON THE D&D TUMBLR))
22:51 Coyote Laughed at This:
They were looking for graceful individuals, so unfortunately you're out, Horns.Sorry.
22:51 Muffinworry:
((( YELLLS)))
22:51 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh grins with her usual sharpness, and firmly grips her hand with his,shaking it with an almost comical vigor. "That was fun, Nines!! You should goPRO!" She puts her poolstick down.
22:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Beautiful, Em.)
22:52 Muffinworry:
FIRST OF ALL, YOU FACELESS LITTLE ANGERBALL, I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M A FINEDANCER. MOSTLY. WHEN I CAN STAY VERTICAL.
22:52 Shaftberry:
(Thank you. /uwu\)
22:52 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((MARQUISE IS DRUNK))
22:52 Seth:
((holy shit is that what she really said-))
22:52 Muffinworry:
(( AND ART IMITATES LIFE ))
22:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
You trip over your own feet all the time, friend.
22:53 Muffinworry:
(( She said it, but probably in a refined hiss instead of a drunken yell ))
22:53 Seth:
Glitter, facepalming, "Oh my god..."
22:54 Coyote Laughed at This:
(I'm fucking cackling Muffin omg)
22:54 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((IM LAUGHIN))
22:54 Muffinworry:
(( Glitter cannot believe it; they can’t take their friends anywhere ))
22:54 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((Glitter for Best DD 2016))
22:54 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Seri's not even drunk she's just an asshole)
22:56 Coyote Laughed at This:
And I'm sure you're a fine dancer when you're doing a dance that doesn'trequire any rapid movements.
22:56 Seth:
"Seri, please! Focus!"
22:57 Coyote Laughed at This:
I'm getting to a point, Sparkles, it's alright.
22:57 Muffinworry:
“I’m a bloody fantastic dancer, even horizontal. Wait. What is -in- this mead?”
22:58 Coyote Laughed at This:
I'm just saying in a ballroom I'm sure you're fine. But the kind of dancing Ithink the recruiter was talking about isn't the sort of thing you'd be good at.
22:59 Seth:
"Doesn't Kaleuh have dancing experience?"
23:00 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( WHEN YA IRL LIFE PLAYS INTO YA D&D CAMPAIGN ))
23:00 Seth:
(( ENTERTAINER))
23:00 Muffinworry:
(( HAHAHAHAHHA ))
23:01 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( O H.................... YEAH THA T))
23:01 Karma Chameleon:
((i kno shits winding down but if its ok id like to wrap up soonish hoof i amnot running on enough sleep))
23:02 Seth:
((omg yeah of course!!))
23:02 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((okay!! I replied to my finishing game w/ Ninelives so I guess if you wannafinish that up?))
23:02 Seth:
(( we can argue over who's going to strip all night long back at the castle))
23:03 Muffinworry:
“Let’s get a bottle to go, and think about what our next move should be.”
23:03 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((Well Glitter HAS to, after that picture))
23:04 Seth:
((glitter is a naked ball of fluff what is there to strip!!!!))
23:04 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( SPREAD THOSE WINGS HO ))
23:04 Karma Chameleon:
Ninelives waves off the compliment modestly, giving her hand a squeeze, andturns to hand his stick to one of the people in the crowd. "Very flattering,miss Kaleuh, I'll keep it in mind. Best of luck, again, with your friend."
23:05 Seth:
"Excellent idea, Marquise. We should share what we found out with everyone."
23:05 Muffinworry:
(( Going to be some hangovers at the castle tomorrow ))
23:05 Seth:
((get crunk and nude))
23:06 Coyote Laughed at This:
Yeah. Sounds good to me. Should we bring Rorrrst to the castle as well or takehim to his home? He looks... uh.
23:07 Karma Chameleon:
i'm tired and therefore i declare that rorrrst is a lightweight and barelyconscious
23:07 Kaleuh sdfghj:
She smiles for a moment, about to turn away, but pauses. "By the way..." Sheconsiders dropping it, but feels as though it needs to be said. "If uh. If thisguy is dangerous - I mean. If he's ever like... _messed_ with you, or anything.Just... know my crew and I won't let him hurt anybody as long as we're around."She quiets herself, uncharacteristically. "So uh... yeah! Hehehehe, nice tomeet you, and junk!!"
23:08 Coyote Laughed at This:
Yeah let's just... take Rorrrst to the Castle, put him in a guest room to sleepit off.
23:08 Coyote Laughed at This:
Might be for the best....
23:08 Muffinworry:
"Oh dear. Seri, can you carry our lightweight friend?"
23:08 Coyote Laughed at This:
Yeah should be able to. He doesn't look too heavy
23:10 Seth:
((omfg karma I just noticed you changed the blog title))
23:10 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Walks up to Rorrrst where he's slumped over the bar and tries to scoop him upinto a bridal carry* (should I roll for this b/c a faliure might be hilarious)
23:11 Karma Chameleon:
"Nothing you need to worry about, miss," he says, firmly. "'Preciate it,dearly. But they don't call me Ninelives for nothing - I'll survive, alwayshave. It looks like your crew's about to leave."
23:11 Karma Chameleon:
B)
23:11 Karma Chameleon:
sure, roll it
23:11 Coyote Laughed at This:
Roll(4d6)+0:4,4,6,6,+0Total:20 (YOO)
23:11 Karma Chameleon:
DAMN SON...
23:11 Karma Chameleon:
he's light as a feather
23:12 Seth:
((fucking , SWEEPS him off his feet, throws him right through the ceiling))
23:12 Karma Chameleon:
do not throw rorrrst
23:12 Coyote Laughed at This:
(SERI IS BUFF AF)
23:12 Muffinworry:
(( bench press him with one finger ))
23:12 Seth:
((STARTS BENCHING RORRRST RIGHT ON THE BAR TABLE))
23:13 Karma Chameleon:
hgshhgskd
23:13 Muffinworry:
Puddle somewhere outside, watching dreamily
23:13 Seth:
OjdSFHSDKJGFDAH
23:13 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Puddle's gonna be jealous)
23:14 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Omg now I'm imagining Seri flexing and her sleeves ripping off b/c MUSCLES)
23:15 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Ah, alright... well, nice meeting ya!! Keep survivin'!" She gives a niftythumbs up, before bouncing off to her crew.
23:15 Muffinworry:
(( "I flexed and the sleeves fell off" ))
23:16 Coyote Laughed at This:
Well, shall we head back? You got the booze you wanted Horns?
23:17 Muffinworry:
"The bartender was really very friendly. Almost as if he couldn't wait to be rid of us."
23:17 Coyote Laughed at This:
Imagine that. If Rorrrst pukes on me someone else can carry him.
23:19 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Hoooowdy gang!!" She pops her way to her friends. "SO What's the scoop with_woah what happened to Rorrrst_ "
23:19 Coyote Laughed at This:
He's drunk off his face, that's what.
23:19 Coyote Laughed at This:
We'll fill you in at the castle.
23:20 Seth:
"It's definitely time to go home for now."
23:21 Coyote Laughed at This:
Someone please get the door? My hands are otherwise occupied.
23:21 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( I headcanon Seri with Megara's voice ))
23:22 Seth:
Glitter holds the door open for the crew!
23:23 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Please imagine Seri singing I won't say I'm in love)
23:23 Coyote Laughed at This:
Thanks Sparkles.
23:23 Muffinworry:
"Time for a nightcap. Kaleuh are you joining me?"
23:24 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Seri is Meg singing about Puddle, the other hellions are the Muses)
23:24 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(Y ESSSSSS))
23:24 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"We're not in bed yet, Muffin!"
23:26 Karma Chameleon:
there's nobody visible on the street outside the bar, but there is an out-of-place-looking door smack in the middle of the street, waiting innocuously to take you back to the castle
23:26 Coyote Laughed at This:
The castle continues to be as subtle as usual.
23:26 Karma Chameleon:
big fuckoff stone architecture not normally known for sublety
23:27 Seth:
((um I love our castle I can't wait to get back and get a massage fromGregory))
23:28 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((Gregory swipe right , ))
23:28 Coyote Laughed at This:
(Pls leave Sir Gregory out of your sin)
23:28 Seth:
((I will _not_))
23:28 Karma Chameleon:
nobody escapes
23:29 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( Daddy Gregory 💯 👌 👀 ))
23:29 Seth:
((IM SCREAMIN))
23:30 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Kicks the door to the castle open* WE'RE HO-OME! HEY CASTLE WE NEED A GUESTROOM FOR OUR DRUNKEN COMPANION HERE PLEASE! He needs to sleep this off.
23:30 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Aaaawwww he's so FUZZY when he sleeps!!"
23:30 Karma Chameleon:
There's a soft rumbling from the castle as it complies.
23:30 Karma Chameleon:
he's alwasy fuzzy...
23:31 Muffinworry:
"Could I have a ramp up to my room please? I'm not sure I can manage stairsright now"
23:32 Karma Chameleon:
i dont know how the sound of a staircase converting to a gentle ramp couldmanage to convey mild disappointment mixed with sympathy but i think the castlemanages it
23:33 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( I LVOE OUR CASTLE))
23:33 Karma Chameleon:
sir gregory clanks forward to offer an arm to muffin for support
23:33 Muffinworry:
(( Awww yusss))
23:33 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"Awww, you're so strong, Greg!! Ehehehehe"
23:34 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( Everybody try your hardest to fuck Gregory ))
23:34 Seth:
"Gregory can you come carry me after!!" They skip along behind Gregory anyway,,
23:35 Karma Chameleon:
another identical suit of armor presents itself and holds its arms out to glitter
23:35 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( are they all named gregory omg ))
23:35 Karma Chameleon:
yes
23:35 Seth:
"Oh thank you! You're so sweet!!" They jump into his arms.
23:36 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh places a nightcap on muffin,
23:36 Shaftberry:
(Tbh I'm still vry new to ice hell so when I heard about sir Gregory my firstthought was this until Guilty informed me otherwise)
23:36 Shaftberry:
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23:36 Muffinworry:
[Call]
23:36 Karma Chameleon:
amazing..
23:36 Seth:
Gregory is calling
23:37 Shaftberry:
(-gently nudging rock- Why thank you, Sir Gregory, for so valiantly guarding the castle)
23:37 Coyote Laughed at This:
(omg)
23:37 Shaftberry:
Gregory no
23:38 Coyote Laughed at This:
*Goes to find the guest room for Rorrrst* Goodnight. Horns can you fill Greeniein on what we learned? We'll tell the rest of the castle and try to plan in themorning after you sleep off the drinks and the hangover.
23:40 Kaleuh sdfghj:
"....OH NO, I, TOO, AM INHEBRIATED, AND CAN NOT WALK." Kaleuh falls backwards,praying for that strong, metallic, burly embrace
23:41 Seth:
((omfg kale))
23:41 Karma Chameleon:
trust fall.. more lik e thirst fall.... a third sir gregory successfullycatches u nevertheless
23:42 Kaleuh sdfghj:
(( UNF ))
23:42 Coyote Laughed at This:
(oh my god)
23:43 Seth:
((roll to seduce Gregory kaleuh))
23:43 Kaleuh sdfghj:
((I roll to seduce Gregory))
23:44 Karma Chameleon:
are you writing him a love poem, or
23:44 Coyote Laughed at This:
(I want to eventually have an excuse to have Seri try to bench press someoneb/c it'd be funnier than all hell)
23:45 Seth:
((bench press a Gregory ))
23:45 Coyote Laughed at This:
(SEDUCE GREG, KALEUH DO IT)
23:47 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Gregory, oh gregoryYou are the saint of chivalryYou protect this placeWith your metallic faceI hope I'm foreverin your graceKaleuh snuggles into his shoulder ,
23:48 Muffinworry:
"Um, sir Gregory is escorting me tonight"
23:48 Kaleuh sdfghj:
THERES LIKE 30 GOD DAMN GREGORYS
23:48 Karma Chameleon:
Roll(4d6)+0:3,6,5,5,+0Total:19
im too tired for this shenaniganry to be taking plance i cant even fuckignresist go ahead, smooch his cold fucikig metal faceplate, maybe we can bringout a codpiece model, we can works omething out
23:48 Coyote Laughed at This:
A Greg for every day of the week
23:48 Karma Chameleon:
muffin there re plenty gregs to go around
23:48 Kaleuh sdfghj:
kJHGFDGHJOWKLFJYUG
23:49 Seth:
((Gregory: shit I cant _not_ fuck her))
23:49 Coyote Laughed at This:
(M,XCMNMD,.ASFGVJHK,JLG)
23:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
_YES_
23:50 Muffinworry:
Hoooooly shit
23:50 Karma Chameleon:
"gregory she wants your hot suit of armor bod" "yeah but castle" "one eye gregory" "castle" "infinite dank memes. maybe more. imagine"
23:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
LKJHGFDYGUIJOKPLJHUG.KSDFDSJMLHFD;.LJKE/
23:50 Seth:
DKSJGFDHGFDKSHG;HJFH
23:50 Kaleuh sdfghj:
IMIMG GONA PIS S
23:51 Coyote Laughed at This:
Fuck
23:51 Kaleuh sdfghj:
Kaleuh's just in it for the cuddles tho . She could never soil Gregory
23:51 Kaleuh sdfghj:
I cant bbe lueve that roll though im fucking HOWLING
23:51 Muffinworry:
Please. Raise sir Gregory's molotov
23:52 Coyote Laughed at This:
Raise greg's donger
23:52 Karma Chameleon:
whispres softly dont
23:52 Kaleuh sdfghj:
HOLY *SHIT*
23:52 Karma Chameleon:
WHISPERS LOUDLY DONT
23:52 Kaleuh sdfghj:
*I LOVE THIS CASTLE*
23:52 Karma Chameleon:
good fuckign yard everyone
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