Don't Fuch with me

Little sideblog for dnd stuffs mainly centred around my character Dieter Fuchs mobile links

[valtsv]

character teaching their love interest to fight >>>>> flirting

[valtsv]

actually,

character teaching their love interest how to fight = flirting

[valtsv]

character: *comes up to their love interest who they're teaching how to fight and gently adjusts their posture and stance, or shows them how to use a weapon by standing directly behind them and holding their hands as they guide them through it*

me:

[weaver-z]

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

[dungeonsandieters]

the DDNC as animal crossing villagers :3

from left to right: Booboo (goblin), Peppy Monkey

Wuxian (oni) Smug Deer

Cessair (human), Lazy Wolf

Dieter (human), Smug Rabbit

Volante (tiefling), Smug cat

Bagpipes jones (skeleton), Cranky frog

[whosnatalia]

𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑚: 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑎 💕

[normal-horoscopes]

[I WAKE BOLT UPRIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DEFLECT A CURSE WITH A TENNIS RACKET AND IMMEDIATELY FALL BACK ASLEEP]

[dungeonsandieters]

bro its summer

feat cessair

[cyelatm]

[dungeonsandieters]

Dieter and @dndshebettado ‘s cessair uwu

[otherwindow]

kung fu training montage but it’s all about healing. Grand cleric: *eliminating a dozen stab wounds on a rogue in 2 seconds with carefully placed but gentle healing jabs* Patient: :) Novice healer: *does the same* Patient: ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

[buglite]

hi just wondering if i were an otter and you were an otter and we were sleeping would you hold my paw so we wouldn't drift away from each other. just wondering

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

I FORGOT THE “NO”

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[someemochick]

[quantumducky]

was trying to compose a joke about how we have improv comedy but where’s the improv tragedy? and then i realized that’s just called playing dungeons and dragons

[ladillados]

[kontrollsysteme]

we’ve gone from the yee haw agenda to the ye olde thot programme

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

Just so y’all know this is 100% historical

Silks and such were hard to repair on campaign, but still expensive so soldiers tended to try and save the bottom half of pants or sleeves if they got cut and torn. There was lots of different ways to try and salvage them:

You could tie it up with a ribbon, or hastily sew it back on but decoratively like top row forth from the left is, or just stuff it in your boot like the guy above does.

But since the era was a gigantic fashion duel between mercenaries the booty shorts look became it’s own thing (also it was cheaper so very practical for other reasons).

[the-real-skeletor]

Ye olde booty shorts

[collatz-gay]

oh to be a flustered knight trying harder and harder to stay professional around their charming and handsome prince, having to remind themselves that they are sworn to PROTECT him, not KISS him, no matter how cute he looks…. unless?