Heather's Simple Stuff

Hello!  Welcome to my simple blog.  I am a fangirl of all sorts of fandoms and genres so beware the random!  :)  Message anytime!!

[jannieka394]

Imagine a buzzfeed unsolved and harry potter cross over where Shane is the chosen one and does not believe in magic.

"Hey there death eaters, it's me, ya boy"

"FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT"

"I'm dancing in your forest. It's my forest now! If you want me out you're gonna have to kill me"

[henryscavills]

The Mummy dir. Stephen Sommers (1999)

[depetal-deactivated20210529]

Reblog the strawberry kitty for good luck!🍓🐱

[halfbloodumbass]

percy at the lotus casino: I'm so happy! im having such a great time!

percy, thinking about what he just said:

[halfbloodumbass]

percy: [feels happy once]

percy, immediately:

[everentropy]

Percy Jackson and Harry Potter "this isn't right, i feel happy" solidarity

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[izzy-hands]

Jaskier - A Fashion Bicon

[vespaaurinkos]

geralt: We need to talk about your behavior, and the kind of example you're setting for ciri

jaskier, standing on a chair, holding ciri: Those are mighty brave words from someone knee-deep in lava.

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

The Witcher incorrect quotes |3|

[co-captainbonnet]

Judge: We find you guilty, the sentence is death. You'll be hung at dawn.

Jaskier from the back of the room: HE'S ALREADY HUNG

Geralt: Your honor, uncuff me so I can punch my bard.

[solarmidnight-deactivated202209]

Can you imagine if Geralt and Jaskier were arguing so out of spite, knowing that Witchers have sensitive ears, Jaskier picks up his fucking lute and does this

[duelling]

Your very best friend in the whole wide world.

[cashiercomplaints]

[aliciavikander]

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker | Friendship Featurette

[birchpleaze]

[hydro-homies]

[stars-bean]

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

[biblically-accurate-milf]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[dailywizardwheezes]

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