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inactive till i'm fixated on drwho again

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sorry for being inactive i relapsed and fell back into my gay car race phase from some time ago. formula 1 style. u guys mind if i post all my doccy who drafts now? like the ones i thought were not up to scratch when i was still active? ok thanks

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Happy new year! :D

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you know how the master is innately very hypnotic and uses it to control people. don’t u think its funny how the doctor also does it but he just does it the human way. there’s no dark magic hes literally just manipulating people. not sure which one is more evil

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doesnt the master have like eight origin stories at this point. i feel like every time someone came up with a remotely compelling story about someones descend to madness or evil they were like ok lets make this about the master

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my favorite part of the dw fandom is when people discover some extremely deep detail that the showrunners / original creator of the media definitely did not intend to put there But it just makes . so much sense

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God I fucking hate koschei so fucking much holy shit every frame he's in every page every audio every scene he's got this stupid as shit look on his stupid face. I hate him so much. Every time I see a picture of him it ignites my primal rage response and I'm overcome by the need to punt this shitty little evil thing into the fucking suns. Fuck you. Absolutely no part of his piece of shit character design is endearing. His stupid fucking hair? Who the hell has weird ass bangs like that. His dumb flaily fucking twig arms? You look like if a gothic victorian candleholder summoned a patronus. The three thousand percent unnecessary dumbass shitass fucking MICROBANGS HE’S GOT that no time lord has EVER FUCKING HAD IN THE HISTORY OF FUCKING GALLIFREY? You and your dumb fucking boyfriend both look like two pieces of a fucking twig. I hate your stupid eyes and your over-the-top self proclaimed evil asshole personality. Any scene he's angry it invokes all the wrath and fury of a cartoon villain having a meltdown. And I know its irrational. That's the worst part. I know he's just a shitty fucking side character in the fucking extended universe, I know it doesn't matter, I know I shouldn't care. But that's part of the problem. The part where no matter the might and fury of my hatred, the locus of my homicidal intent is alltogether inconsequential. I find myself laying awake in the dark in the early hours of the morning consumed by the spirit of Wrath itself, all the force and might of Rassilon. The absurdity of it all burns me to my core. What better things could this energy be directed towards? And yet my disdain for this stupid, useless, insubstantial failure of endearing character design utterly eclipses the intrigue of all other pursuits. I hate him. I hate him on a level of my mind reserved for the worst of the world's array of sinners, and I can't even begin to justify it. The wordless knowledge that his existence as a fictional work is evidence of all the failures of mankind. What horrors must I have committed in a past life to be plagued by this torment now? I must Unmake this fictional child

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things I WANT from doctor WHO: be WOKE as possible reduce BUDGET have good ass SOUNDTRACK create BAD SFX and most IMPORTANTLY feature THE MASTER

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waiter ! waiter!! fourteen billion more posts about the scene where the master holds the doctor for a mere moment before immediately dropping him in the end of time pt1 please

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bbc John Watson character intro crazy cause hes fresh out of war and hes broke and this man who clearly has more power over him than he can imagine says to him hey give me some info on this guy you just met yesterday who everybody says is a piece of shit btw and in return ill give u the money which you so clearly need and he like. checks his messages. says no thanks. and returns home to his now boyfriend

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u know what yea. 13 and clara Would get along. 13s just emotionally closed off enough to match claras level of toxicity. go my toxic yuris

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i think theta would not take the drums very seriously when it first became a problem cause its “probably just a cold or something” so theyd be very casual about it and throw it in between their lines or something like Hey gorgeous.. how about i knock on Your door tomorrow 7pm.. ahaha? meanwhile koschei is like im gonna die im gonna die im g

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i think its funny how in all promotional materials the master is described as like. the DOCTORS  ARCHENEMY ! THE EVIL TIME LORD RETURNS … and when theyre actually discussing his character in interviews and stuff theyre like so the doctors really a little bit in love with him,

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the reason the nardole bill missy dynamic is important to me is because Finally someones saying something about the doctors demeanor towards the master like someones finally telling him u r fucking nuts shes insane u realize. cause in the last of the time lords the doctor was saying all these crazy things about how hes gonna settle down and take care of the master while Martha and her family (which the master had basically tortured for a whole year) had to just stand there

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in my mind crickets exist in Gallifrey because i like to imagine when theta and koschei skipped class to run through the fields together they were so far from everything the only sound they could hear was each others laughter and the sound of crickets on the grass. also bc i think koschei would eat them

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happy Friday