“I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite blog on the Citadel!” This is a weight gain role play blog focused on making the women of the Mass Effect franchise massive. Muse info: •Jane Shepard: 20,544lbs. Underneath the mountains of blubber a buff bod remains. Has the Mother of All Bellies. Full of pancakes. •Ashley Williams: 210lbs. Buff and busty. Developing a double belly. •Tali’Zorah vas Normandy: 550lbs. Mega pear, with especially soft tummy and arms. Insatiable. Made immortal by a magic anon so she can eat anything. •Party Girl Tali: 300lbs. Alternate universe Tali that loves to drink, dance and party. Ditzy. Fat mostly below the waist. •Liara T’soni: 1,652lbs. Huge breasts and double belly. Stuffed to the max. Addicted to unhealthy food. Seriously out of shape. Totally mindless glutton. •Miranda Lawson: 200lbs. Genetically perfect ass. All fat goes to her ass. Thinks she’s feuding with Tali to have the biggest butt. •CEO Miranda Lawson: 6,801lbs. Alternate Universe Miranda. CEO of LawsonTech. Unquestioned corporate overlord of the known universe. Fattest ass. •EDI: 200lbs. Lightweight synthetic body. A big belly is where all her upgrades are stored. •Kelly Chambers: 221lbs. Soft office body with serious secretary spread. •Jack/Subject Zero: 152lbs. Slim with a serious gut. •Kasumi Goto: 117lbs. Slim and trim •Samara: 400lbs. Super busty mom bod. Cooks to kill boredom. •Aria T’loak: 30,000,000lbs. She is Obesity. •Samantha Traynor: 6,987lbs. Soft nerd blob. Immobile pudding pile. Rolls on top of rolls. •Kimberly Ryder: 157lbs. Buff bod. •Cora Harper:160lbs. Buff bod. •Vetra Nyx: 222lbs. Turian bod. •Peebee: 222lbs. Fat all over. •Suvi Anwar: 1,182lbs. Big soft nerd blob. •Suvi the All Consuming: 17,973lbs. An alternate reality version of Suvi created by her need to consume. Blob with a big butt. Will eventually fill the universe.
I made a new blog, a multimuse blog for all my interests in one place: @multidimensionalbedandbreakfast it's still work in progress, only a single muse ATM, but I just burnt out making it and I'm having trouble following people there that I follow here. This is not a sideblog, it will be a whole new main and only blog. I hope to start RPing again as I really miss it. Okay, I haven't slept in two and I'mstarting to get really emotional over this so I better stop. please follow me if you see this and still want to interact with me some day.
I’m weird about comics. I can’t do one issue at a time. I need a whole story at once. And there was actually this amazing comic place near where I used to live that was just this big warehouse (okay, not big but big by comic book store standards) the actually had like. Every issue in a run bundled together. Lot of Marvel stuff. But they either went out of business or closed, because they aren’t there anymore. And I really haven’t found a good new place to go. But I have just acquired the complete run of the new Batgirls run! Gonna inject that shit right into my eyeballs while listening to my favorite music! So an okay start to the new year!
Most SCPs can be contained by throwing them into the sun. Like even if it survives, what’s it gonna do? It’s on the sun. Is it going to somehow escape the gravity and come back for revenge? At that point, it’s totally beyond any means of containment and humanity is screwed anyway, so why NOT send it to the sun?
Uh, short people actually need more calories than tall people because they need to take more, faster steps to go the same distance in the same time. Feed your shorties.
On this blog we clearly love food. So today, you enjoy Christmas dinner with your family, please keep in mind the hundreds of thousands going without food today. Please take the time to sign this petition for the organization Food Not Bombs, who have been served over 80 tickets this year with fines up to 2,000 USD for feeding the hungry in Huston, Texas. The petition is to make it legal to feed the hungry free food in the city, something they have successfully done in another city in the past after collecting more that 30,000 signatures on a previous petition.
For the first time since the 1948 Nakba, there was no Christmas tree lighting outside the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem, Palestine.
In its place, an installation depicting the nativity scene is placed in solidarity with the people of Gaza who have been facing a harrowing Israeli aggression for the past 80 days, an aggression so catastrophic that it lead to cancelling Christmas celebrations in Bethlehem this year.
With the nativity models placed amid rubble and barbed wire, the star of Bethlehem is represented by the aftermath of a bomb hitting their shelter. The scene replicates those following Israeli shelling of civilian homes in Gaza.
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
Democrats had fifty years to codify Roe v Wade into law. But no, if it was law how could they dangle abortion rights in front of you every election? Now that it’s gone, stripped away under a Democrat president, they need something new to dangle in front of voters: social security.
Democrats don’t give a rat’s ass about people’s rights. Fascism requires a weak liberal foil to strong arm into submission, and that is the role Democrats play in the two party system.
