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@alvin-the-almighty
alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.
get MUNKED IDIOT
i wish i could teach fruit flies how to kill themselves
he is SUCH a diva lmao brittany definitely rubbed off on him
fuck ass bob
shut your WHORE MOUTH uncle
LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM. this is the face of a munk who did NOT do 9/11. i fly planes WAY BETTER.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT THOSE CRIMES IAN.
he is SUCH a diva lmao brittany definitely rubbed off on him
LOOK HOW AWESOME I AM. this is the face of a munk who did NOT do 9/11. i fly planes WAY BETTER.
WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR INTRO POST ME PASSED OUT. SQUARE UP IAN YOU BIG FUCK
come get me
you are a DESPICABLE LONG PUBED INCEL
best day of my life
This is misinformation, and I’m going to state the correct facts. After conducting some research, the Charlie Kirk Memorial Strip Club doesn’t actually exist, clearly this is photoshopped. Please don’t spread such lies on the internet.
SUCK MY FAT ONE UNCLE PEE-AN
this u alvin?
Aggravated assault - 4 counts
Aiding and abetting/accessory - 1 count
Arson - 3 counts
Assault/battery - 15 counts
Attempt - 5 counts
Bribery - 70 counts
Burglary - 20 counts
Child abandonment - 3 counts
That is MISINFORMATION!!! you HATE ME cause you AIN'T ME and you got NO SWAG!!! ‼️👹
@alvin-the-almighty how was it making your beat it cover did you get to meet mj or nah
Oh you silly, silly goose. MJ met ME.
why are people roleplaying as the lost boys in my reblogs
That's WILD my dude! I, Alvin THE AWESOMEST Seville have NEVER seen any lost boy roleplayers on tumblr dot com. Perhaps it is because I am AWESOME
i actively want to die and you are making my choice so much easier.
That's what we 'munks call a SKILL ISSUE
why are people roleplaying as the lost boys in my reblogs
That's WILD my dude! I, Alvin THE AWESOMEST Seville have NEVER seen any lost boy roleplayers on tumblr dot com. Perhaps it is because I am AWESOME
CASINO
I LOVE TO GAMBLE
Theodore? I know we’re over one year old, so technically and legally we’re adults - But canonically we are mentally around eight years old. I don’t think it’s appropriate for us to indulge in the casino lifestyle. Besides, Dave runs our bank accounts. We don’t actually have money to spend freely on things like that without his permission. You shouldn’t be in the casino.
Simon, kindly shut the FUCK up and let me play SLOTS
Adjusting to life with a new baby + The science of motherhood
The first three months of being a parent can be some of the most challenging. So much changes as you get to know your baby, while trying to look after yourself as well. This is something I’ve put together that explains what you can expect as you adjust to having a new baby at home, as well as extra interesting science facts.
1. Adjusting to less sleep
Babies are not born knowing the difference between the natural day and night cycle, this typically develops at around three months old. Until then, it’s quite normal for babies to cry and sleep in short bursts. Putting babies on a schedule during this time isn’t effective and isn’t recommended. It’s best to let them sleep when they need to. I vaguely remember my chipmunk parents putting my brothers and I to sleep at different times instead of a fixed schedule.
As a new parent you will lose a lot of sleep. It’s important to take care of yourself. It’s scientifically proven that new mothers lose roughly 2 hours of sleep per night during the first five months, which is equivalent to missing hundreds of hours of sleep.
2. Mammals carry children on the left
Whether or not you are right or left handed, human mothers tend to carry their child on the left side of their body, especially in early months. This has to do with the brain’s layout - sensory information on the left side of the brain is processed on the right side. Emotions are also processed on the right hemisphere of the brain so observing the baby by holding it on the left side actually helps transmit social information to the right side more efficiently. Chipmunks carry their babies (pups) by the scruff of their neck, and the babies instinctually curl into a protective ball to make relocation easier.
3. Bottle feeding
Human mothers have been bottle-feeding since prehistory. Scientists analyzed ancient clay vessels from graves in germany, and they found the residue of milk from hoofed animals and officially identified these vessels as primitive baby bottles. The earliest date back more than 7,000 years
While we’re on the topic of the past, the ice age made mothers evolve better milk. Scientists suspect that a tweak to human’s breast tissue helped some populations survive the last ice age.
Roughly 20,000 years ago, vital vitamin D would have been increasingly difficult for babies dwelling at far-northern latitudes to harvest through sunlight and exposed skin. Luckily a genetic mutation arose in mothers’ breast ducts that some scientists think allowed for critical nutrients to flow into infants in vitamin D-deficient conditions.
Extra facts.
When breastfeeding, the hormones that are released actually help the uterus shrink back to its pre-pregnancy size. Milk is filled with special components that fight infections and cut down on swelling. My brothers and I were born blind, hairless and very small, and the nutrients in the milk we drank helped us grow and kept us healthy.
Babies are actually born with 300 bones, that’s 94 more than adults. Many of these bones are actually flexible cartilage which serve an important purpose - making delivery easier. These bones fuse together during development.
They are also born without kneecaps. They are soft and made of cartilage, and don’t fully harden until around 6-12 months.
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Awesomer ALVIN fun fact: kicking babies is FUN
WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR INTRO POST ME PASSED OUT. SQUARE UP IAN YOU BIG FUCK
best day of my life
This is misinformation, and I’m going to state the correct facts. After conducting some research, the Charlie Kirk Memorial Strip Club doesn’t actually exist, clearly this is photoshopped. Please don’t spread such lies on the internet.
SUCK MY FAT ONE UNCLE PEE-AN
goodnight @alvin-the-almighty
AYOOO why are you TAGGING ME FOOL
because im wishing you GOODNIGHT ALVIN. now say it back FOOL
haha ok goodnight LESBIN
if LESBIAN is to hard for your RODENT MIND you can just call me a DYKE
FUCKING DYKE
