okay OBVIOUSLY like obviously i'm DELIGHTED they got trump and his stupid documents like im over the moon i've been partying nonstop. but i just cannot get over the fact he kept all his secret documents in a secret safe in his secret safehouse. like. does he not have siblings? the single best way to get ur secret items stolen is to basically advertise "this is the secret thing." like. bro, put them in a lisa frank folder and slap the label "vet bills" on it. put them under a flower pot, give the flower pot to a friend. fuckken... roll 'em up and shove 'em in a hollow log. but this???
i just!!! this dude is directly responsible for the ruination of my human rights and he basically sealed state secrets with a kiss and the label definitely not big secret evil plans. how has he not been caught before!!!! im losing my mind over this!!!!!
