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Independent Matthew 'Rickety Cricket' Mara from It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia. Sideblog of durtgrubb

[dusterangel]

- dusterangel

indie rp blog for matthew “rickety cricket” mara from it’s always sunny in philadelphia

written by rick

rules doc here (scroll down)

[dusterangel]

random question, but do you have any headcanons on why cricket loved dee so much even though she was nothing but cruel to him?

//wow ok how did i never answer this lmao

//so if i had to guess i would say that he saw dee as an attainable asset, which sounds kind of horrible but he had the best of intentions. dee was also disabled, but she also came from a wealthy family, so she was someone his father wouldn't be disappointed in.

//of course that wouldn't explain him loving her. if i had to guess id say that its because they sort of fall into the carnivore woman/herbivore man dynamic. cricket really doesn't like the idea of a woman who's going to insist on waiting for him to do everything, because he has anxiety and he almost never takes initiative. but dee has BALLS and cricket respects that.

//plus deep down he believes that her hostility is a result of dennis conditioning her to avoid him and not just her actual personality being rancid and awful

[spunsugarmusings]

Send "house rules" and my muse will reveal one of the rules of their household to yours

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

went to wendy’s and they put cum in my baconator 🙄 so sick of this happening

[dusterangel]

“Hold up, hold up, hold up.” Cricket throws his hands up, gaze accusatory and lip curled. “I’m not going anywhere until you tell me what you’re planning, my trust issues are totally your fault.” He grimaced. “No fucking balls. I don’t want any balls involved. I’ll whore myself for anyone except you. What’s happening.” He’s too smart for his own good sometimes.

[inyourfacedotcom]

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[gldengod-a2]

    ❝    Heyyyyyooo, Cricks! How ya’ doin’?     ❞     The way saccharine vocals drip from his tongue mark the evidence of his desire - he wants something from this poor, poor, decrepit man. And be it tooth or nail, Dennis Reynolds plans on having his way.         //    @dusterangel

[dusterangel]

There’s this constant ‘I want something’ tone whenever Dennis decides to bother him. It’s just another one of those days, isn’t it. Dead-eyed, filthy, Cricket lights himself a cigarette. (One he found on the sidewalk, for the record.) “What do you want.”

[carlovely-deactivated20220808]

they call her one eye

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

[bebopbounty]

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

[glare-and-co]

topheavybrawler:

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

[the-write-ideas]

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

[rockinrpmemes]

Reblog if your CANON blog takes *anons* pretending to be other characters from their series to dig out the dirt on your muse.

IE: emotions, opinions, reactions to stuff that happened in canon, etc.

Because sometimes the counterparts to my canon muse(s) don’t exist in the tumblr RPC, a sender follows you but doesn’t rp here, OR, they just want to TRY that muse out before making a blog. Or, they’re simply curious on how the canon would reply, and ONLY wants a one-shot moment! 

[angstmemes]

torture starters : deprivation

[ mentions of abuse, torture, kidnapping, etc. ]

“You’re hungry, aren’t you?” “I didn’t think you could look any worse, but you surprise me every day.” “Remind me, how long haven’t I fed you? Oh wait, you can’t tell day from night, can you?” “Oh no, I didn’t bring this food down for you. I just wanted to have something to watch while I ate.” “You know it’s rude to fall asleep in the middle of a conversation, right?” “Wakey-wakey! You’ve slept a whole forty seconds! Time to remind you of what happens when you do that again.” ”That blindfold is never coming off again.” “I never said you could have fresh water.” “All you have to do is say you did it, and I’ll let you sleep again. Permanently.” ”You might break the world record ‘staying awake’ soon! If you don’t die first, of course.” ”Who’re you talking to? You do realise you’re all alone down here, right?” “Remember sleep?” ”Look around while you still can. After today you’ll never see colours again.” ”For a moment there I thought you’d finally starved.” “It’s nice and warm outside. Remember sunshine?” “Drifting off again, are you?” “Good morning! Did you sleep well?” “Look what I found! Cat food. It’s your favourite…” “All you have to do is confess you did it, and you can have this water.” “You tell me the truth and you walk out of here. It’s that simple.” “Hellooo? You still alive in there?” “Look, I made breakfast! For myself.” “Okay so, would you rather not sleep or not eat for the coming seven days?”

[dusterangel]

► please freaking sleep (sunshiney-lynn) (u kno its serious cause she legally cannot say fuck)

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.         

“I, uh… I’ll try, I guess.”

He tugs one of his incredibly shitty threadbare blankets over himself and lays down for a snooze.

[senthereforareason]

Accidents happen all the time.

Send one of the following for my muse’s response.

☹ For yours to accidentally hit mine in the face with the door. ↘ For yours to accidentally make mine trip on the stairs. ♨ For mine to accidentally burn yours with coffee.  ✄ For mine to accidentally break a glass and get yours cut.  ♥ For mine to accidentally bite yours too hard while kissing. ♕ For yours to accidentally hit their head with mine’s head. ❊  both of them to accidentally fall right into a thorn bush. ☄ For both of them to accidentally get bitten by a furious dog. ✚ For both of them to accidentally get food poisoned. ⊙⊙ For yours to accidentally get soap in mine’s eyes.  ✗ For mine to accidentally cause an allergic reaction to yours.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[dusterangel]

cricket’s pokesquad

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