[strawberrycherrycola]

Where my fanfic writers at?

[darlingofdots]

[hockey bro voice] does he. you know. play for ottawa?

[shatterstared]

these scenes playing back to back is actually so sick and twisted

[trinitysantosdoesnowrong]

The crazy thing about the Pitt is that there are like five Chekhov’s guns and they are shooting different mirrors and bouncing off them all around that damn hospital and they all are going to hit Robby in the head.

[americanmoths]

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

[thirdwheelravi]

literally poor rose she was like all my actor boyfriends turned out to be gay so im gonna branch out and start dating an athlete..........oh you've got to be kidding me.......

[alwayslookingforatardis]

incredible

[sincenewyorks]

obsessed with david and yuna knowing ilya is a whore and ilya being like yes i am a whore but this whore loves your son now

[everfaye]

I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[wtf-is-hockey]

I am fully ready to testify in court that Ilya is not actually particularly dominant. He’s just a service top whose long-term sexual partner happened to be thoroughly submissive and he cares more about pleasing than what role he’s in. But those of us who are enlightened can see submissive top Ilya gets his turn in ep. 4 for a brief moment. He’s in there and ready for those rare occasions Shane is so overcome with lust he accidentally takes the wheel.

[ticklefighthockey]

“I have only been in love with one person” “same here. only one” no shit shane lmao nobody at that table was sitting there thinking you were out having a bunch of romantic entanglements. your parents are still visibly reeling from the revelation that you apparently have sexual desires (??). ilya meanwhile has been fucking you for the better part of a decade and still thinks of you as a hot nerdy virgin he’s about to deflower every single time he gets you naked (this gets him hot btw). we know there’s only one, babe

[feral-peacock]

Shout out to Ilya Rozanov for not letting his bisexuality get in the way of being a boob man.

[gaysie]

what if orpheus looked back at eurydice and then orpheus got fucking decked to the ground because they were playing a hockey game and you have to look where you’re going

[officialkendallroy]

not gonna lie kitten, the only thing that's getting daddy through the week right now is canadian state funded ice hockey yaoi

[w1ckedgal]

And we love her for that

[thespermdonorstorylineisstupid]

suddenly booked and busy