while she sleeps

silence speaks volumes

[pochowek]

(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)

[black-cherry28]

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

[gertieparr]

[useless-germanyfacts]

“you can’t just put 20 commas in one sentence”

first of all, i’m german

[miiriya]

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[spikespiegell]

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

[no-understxnding]

“I go to bed Every. Single. Fucking. Night. wondering why having me wasn’t enough for you.”

—

[thunder]

via weheartit

[tabbylane-blog]

[slavery]

Teacher: sit down Me: drank

[ihateromanpolanski-blog]

how am i supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

18+

[elpatron-delmal]

I hope your heart heals from all the damage it took over the years

[jezus-zone]

my favorite comedy is my life

[naprasno]

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

‪If anyone has my voodoo doll please give that bitch a Xanax and a bottled water ‬