lonely hearts club

| cat | aries | status: disaster bi | anti-reylo | ♡ i post too much star wars, vidya gaymes, and other shit fandoms. ♡

[golfgalaxy]

y’all still beat your meat? lol

[yassmines]

what do u beat

[golfgalaxy]

evildoers

[non-suspiciousname]

Wow king this sex is really interesting can we talk about video game lore now

[fortooate]

women typically do not want me and fish look at me and feel contempt

[the-noxxi]

Some writers will understand

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

FUCK america and HAPPY BIRTHDAY INKO MIDORIYA

[teenagerposts]

[remakingggggggg-deactivated2020]

[transgang-deactivated20201105]

[meangirlnurse]

“i can leave the door open while i’m cleaning my bathroom,” i reasoned to myself. “surely my beloved cat, Meatball, isn’t dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox”

[meangirlnurse]

i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans

[ripleyandweeds]

his name is what

[meangirlnurse]

his name is Meatball

[truntechgodhead]

the date: 4/20

me, someone who has never done a single goddamn drug in his life: oh shit. blaze it

[gaycoruscant]

G. A. Y.

Going Against Yoda’s teachings

[peter-b-tired]

[bumble-bee-pd]

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

[anxietyproblem]

[transgarrett]

microsoft outlook is taking the bioware approach and giving me the option to romance my coworker now 

[llleighsmith]

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god

[quietly9]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

You’re so delicious as a concept, but as a real person I worry for you

Thanks

[nevver]

The Constellations of Summer, Francesco Levy