My Fairly OddAU

I talk about my Fairly OddParents AU :3 So, basically mpreg, fluff and angsty junk :D SFW interaction ONLY >:( My free fic requests are open! 2/3 spots filled! I don't know man, just fire me already :/

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Heya! (≧∇≦)/ 💙💿

I'm Wren, I go by most common pronouns (he/him, they/them, she/her)! I post about my Fairly OddParents AU! ^_^

I hope maybe a handful of people will enjoy this blog, but it's cool if not, because I mostly just post for fun! ◡‿◡

If you want to send some asks about my AU, feel free too because I adore answering questions! (´▽｀) Just as long as the questions aren't NSFW (asking about things like anatomy doesn't count as NSFW to me, by the way)! > _ <

My account does contain quite a bit of mpreg, but it's canon, so, sorry, not sorry! ^c^

My AU is inspired @milkywaygg's AU, I 100% recommend checking them out! (☆_☆)

I have an A03 account and Wattpad account, which I use a lot less than my A03 account. Here are the links to both of those -https://archiveofourown.org/users/DVD_Wren + https://www.wattpad.com/user/dvd_wren (◉0◉)

My tags are #dvddraws or #wrenwrites! (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

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Jorgen is sort of the exception to the "men are weak" stereotype that lots of Fairyworld hold. I say sort of, because some people think he shouldn't be the head of von Strangle family, kind of like how people used to have to obey the Queen's order, but didn't think a women should be a monarch.

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Do human sports exist in your AU like football and wrestling? If so, what kind of sports do men and women play and have national teams of?

Kind of.

Sports do exist, they're mostly played like human sports, except men aren't allowed to play sports professionally.

They have nationally teams for Fairyball (football, I do not mean American "football"), rugby, wrestling, tennis and basketball.

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Fun-fact about my AU!

All gender stereotypes/statistics are swapped for fairies.

Phrases like "Man up!" are "Women up!" and "Girl power!" are "Guy power!".

Men are typically viewed as weak and need to be protected. Women usually propose to men.

Women who hit men are seen as scum - usually by other women.

If a woman were to stumble into the men's toilets by mistake, she'd probably be taken as a pervert. But if a man stumbled into the women's toilets by mistake, the women would most likely say "Aw, the little man got lost~" or something a long those lines and let him leave with little fuss.

Not giving your seat up for a pregnant man is very frowned upon. If he asks for your seat and you refuse, you may be asked to get off the transport entirely.

Women in prison for domestic assault against their husbands are likely to have some of the worst treatment.

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I'm hear to spread awareness about Fairly OddParents mpreg - an art which seems to be dying, empty of the life that it never had.

Shout out to some of the Dads in Fairly OddParents that gave birth.

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Don't forget Gonzo. >_<

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Sorry for the break! I'm back now!

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Change in my AU lore about Noel and Leon.

Noel was born from Peri, Leon was born from Irep. They were both pregnant at the same time.

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Funfact about my Fairly OddAU!

Human games and music do exist in Fairyworld! They're quite popular!

Leon played DDLC with her Great Grandpapa (Sunny) and Sunny had a breakdown and threw up...

Yeah, Leon, maybe when the game warned you about not showing the game's content to individuals with anxiety or depression, you should have listened?

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Hazel Antoinette Wells in My Fairly OddAU.

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(Sorry I’m in a yapping mood at 6:45 AM my time lol)

How are the prison systems in Fairy World? Do men’s and women’s prisons have any differences if any?

There isn't actually a men's prison. Men hardly ever get sent to prison, so there's no need for one. Women's and men's cells are kept separate, but the men and women still use the same dinner hall, the same yard and do all the same chores. The showers are kept separate, but only by one wall. https://archiveofourown.org/works/63343672/chapters/162279454#workskin and https://archiveofourown.org/works/63343672/chapters/162347740#workskin explain prison life for male faires a little more.

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I'd just like to thank all of you for the asks, it really makes my day! >_<

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Also kind of as a follow up question but not really lol. How do wedding ceremonies go? Like traditionally of course.

It's usually the groom that wears the wedding dress, but it's not a big deal if he doesn't.

Fairy weddings are very similar to human weddings, except the things human brides would do are what fairy grooms do (i.e. the throwing of the bouquet).

The main cause of shotgun weddings is an unexpected pregnancy, since children out of wedlock are uncommon in Fairyworld. Sex out of wedlock is fine, but actually have kids out of wedlock is strange to lots of faires.

Morius (Big Daddy) and Patty were going to have a proper, grand wedding, but they ended up having to have a shotgun wedding since Morius became pregnant with the girls. Apparently, a shotgun wedding has two meanings though... (Patty was sh0t at their wedding).

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I’m interested to know how men and women are dressed in your AU? Are there specific gender norms they have to follow? Any social rules?

In my AU, most clothes are unisex. Like seeing either a man or a woman in a dress wouldn't make anyone bat an eye. BUT, it's a lot less likely to see men in suits since women are expected to go to work and men stay at home (they're progressing slightly, but Fairyworld is a couple notches down than Earth when it comes to gender stereotypes). Gender norms play quite a large role in this AU. Men are allowed jobs now, but not all jobs. Physically demanding jobs or jobs in the office are a no-go. Morius (Big Daddy) is the only male CEO and only male bin man in Fairyworld. Jorgen was the exception, since he was sort of a mutation, if you will. You won't mind another male fairy like him, or remotely like him. Newly married men are also a lot less likely to be hired since the employers fear that he might have a baby soon.

Some social rules are things like "Women shouldn't hurt men" or "It's rude not to give up your seat for a pregnant man" (though that's more of a requirement for riding on public transport). Female midhusbands are often frowned upon since most men prefer a male midhusband, same with female gynecologists or obstetricians. It's also strange to see a man go out by himself late at night and they usually carry some form of self defense with them.

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Fun-fact about my AU!

Male faires have a soft layer of cushion around their stomachs after puberty. It feels fluffy like fat, but it isn't. It's just a little extra padding for their babies to be protected by.

The males also have subtle breast, though they're hardly big enough to even warrant a bra (unless he is expecting or has recently had a baby, but even then they're still small). They're so small because a fairy baby gets most of their energy from their magic core and still have quite a bit of their father's magical energy inside them.

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Sunny is actually so sweet in my AU. He's literally so kind to everyone. Fairy, human, anti-fairy, pixie, he doesn't mind. When he first saw Irep, his first reaction was to compliment him and then ask him if he was okay with a hug! This display of affection made him start crying, by the way.

Sunny always makes sure that anyone who leaves his house leaves with a warm, full belly and feeling twice as loved as before they arrived.

People naturally radiate towards him because he just has a cozy and gentle aura and his face rests in a soft smile.

Once he starts hugging someone, it's hard to get that person off him. He just has a warmth of a weighted blanket and his body is perfectly shaped for hugs.

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I made some small playlist for my OCs and FOP characters!

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(Kind of) Fun-fact about my Fairly OddAU!

Winola - Blonda - has several illegitimate children, some of which she doesn't even know about.

She has 4 children in total, she pays 2 of the fathers child support, but the other 2 men didn't know the mother of their children. Winola's ex boyfriend had several pregnancy scares, but he ended up being the only one of Winola's partners NOT to have a baby from her.