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@dwaynefundin-blog
Today, I fell in love.
M’not narcissistic. Not always, anyway!
I’m alright—a tad tired. Maybe I’m avoidin’ ya.
Yeah, sounds right to me. You definitely can be when your ego gets stroked right.
Nah, I don't think you would. You like me too much to do that.
Today, I fell in love.
Eh, I don’t remember much of that. It’d be a wee narcissistic of me if I carried around a baby picture of myself, yeah?Â
A wee? Ha. I wouldn't expect that from you. How've you been? Feels like I haven't seen ya in a while, y'know.
Today, I fell in love.
Coach’s wife brought their baby, Toby, to practice today. Genuinely, he’s the most adorable thing I’ve seen in my life.Â
Don't think you ever got to see yourself as a kid - you were pretty damn cute yourself. And no, I'm not talkin' pictures.
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: It was a joke, Dwayne. Promise.
Tasha: I'm sure there'd be something as hilarious but not as humiliating that I could come up with.
Dwayne: I trust you - I know it was.
Dwayne: I'm going to have to keep an eye out for that then.
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: I promise, I won't. Though it'd be one hell of a reaction.
Dwayne: I don't know if I could even begin to handle something like that.
Dwayne: Pretty sure I'd hear about it for weeks.
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: Thank you.
Tasha: That's because most of the force is male.
Dwayne: Of course.
Dwayne: Good enough point, yes. Just don't call me that at work, yeah?
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: I suppose you're right on that level, but this isn't work related and I really would hate to unload on you.
Tasha: You're being very sweet though, thank you.
Dwayne: Alright, I can respect that. Just know that the offer is there.
Dwayne: Sweet? Haha, I doubt anyone else would say that. Thanks, though.
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: It's not very professional.
Tasha: Oh...that's very kind of you, but I don't want to bother you with my female issue crap.
Dwayne: No, and I regard you as being quite professional.
Dwayne: You're not bothering me. That's part of my job - If you need to talk I am here to listen. Or read, in this case.
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: Oh Christ.. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to send that to you. Erm thank you though.
Tasha: You could say that, ya. Won't effect the job though, I assure you of that.
Dwayne: It's not a problem. And you're welcome.
Dwayne: I'm not worried about that. Like I said, you do a good job of not showing it on the job.
Dwayne: Anythin' you needed to talk about?
Text → Dwayne/Tasha
Tasha: I've decided that allowing emotions to get the best of you is hands down the stupidest part of being a woman.
Tasha: You know, in case you were wondering.
Dwayne: Not sure I was, but I can say you do a damn good job of not showing it on the job. An' don't say it's cause you're a woman.
Dwayne: Something goin' on? You usually don't text like this.
Text → Dwayne/Rhett
Rhett: We could do that. Just try not to be so disappointed when you're wrong.
Rhett: Hmm, y'never know. I've been known to end up on top, even if I'm on the bottom.
Rhett: Hard enough to handle anything life throws at me.
Rhett: Oh god it does. Ignore it.
Dwayne: I'm not the one who's goin' to be disappointed. We'll see.
Dwayne: Well, I'm where that stops. As long as I'm around you'll /always/ be on bottom.
Dwayne: I certainly hope so given your position.
Dwayne: Yeah, something tells me it's going to come back and bite me in the arse.
Text → Dwayne/Rhett
Rhett: Riiight, just keep telling yourself that, old man.
Rhett: I'm young and virile, that's all I need to beat your wrinkled arse.
Rhett: I'm just as hard as I need to be, Dwanye.
Rhett: *Dwayne.
Dwayne: Don't need to - unless you wanted to compare to settle it?
Dwayne: Young, yes. Virile, we'll see. Still going to end up on top.
Dwayne: And how hard is that?
Dwayne: That sounds like a terrible street name.
Text → Dwayne/Rhett
Rhett: You aren't actually that much bigger than me, mate. Would be a challenge.
Rhett: I'll just have to make good on that challenge I was talkin' about.
Rhett: Then you know damn well I'm anything but soft.
Dwayne: I don't need to be that much bigger - I'm just big enough.
Dwayne: You can try. Isn't gonna happen.
Dwayne: Anything but soft? Really Rhett. You can't be /that/ hard.
Text → Dwayne/Rhett
Rhett: Yeah? Y'can try. Don't go cryin' when I've turned the tables on ya though.
Rhett: Damn right you will.
Rhett: Hah, riiiight. Ask anyone and they'd tell you just how much of a 'softie' I am.
Dwayne: Turned the tables on /me/? That would require you to have the ability to overpower me. Don't think ya can.
Dwayne: Or what?
Dwayne: I don't need to ask - pretty sure I can judge on my own.
Text → Dwayne/Rhett
Rhett: Y'just gotta make it hard and fast enough that I can't get away, otherwise you'll not catch me again.
Rhett: Said I needed the drink, didn't I? That counts enough for me.
Rhett: Hmm, I'd say that's /exactly/ what you are, Dwal.
Dwayne: Hard and fast? Pretty sure I could get away with starting out hard and slow, and then working my way up to fast.
Dwayne: True enough. I'll take that then.
Dwayne: Takes one to know one if we're going to go that route.
Text → Dwayne/Rhett
Rhett: And you really think you're the one to give it to me, huh?
Rhett: That was different, I was already wanting to go out this time.
Rhett: Aww, now aren't you a sweetheart? Just a big softie under that beard huh?
Dwayne: Pretty sure that I am. Any requests as to how you'd like it?
Dwayne: You weren't wanting to at first, but if you want to pretend you already wanted to come out then I'll let you say that.
Dwayne: A /softie/? You know me better than that Rhett.
