Just remembered a post about how many crimes the Unbesiegbaren Sieger committed in the cartoon and now I'm asking myself 'What kind of crimes did the Movie-Kerle have to deal with?'
The Sieger physically assaulted them (namely Fabi and Leon), caused a lot of property damage to the Teufelstopf (broken goalpost and to Willi's kiosk), broke and entered into the kiosk and stole from it.
Gonzo Gonzalez stole their property (their clothes of all things) and I'm pretty sure that catapulting those stink bombs or whatever they were was also assault. Not to mention what the Flammenmützen did to Michi and to Mr. Maximilian's car. I don't know if shutting the Kerle out of the Teufelstopf counts as a crime or is just a dick move...
The Teufelstopf got vandalized between the second and third movie (by others and Vanessa), to the point where fences were broken. Making fun of preteens, like the newspaper on the kiosk did, should be criminal, if it isn't. Nerv's mother and Mr. Maximilian set out to capture / kidnap the kids (those guys were literally carrying handcuffs with them), even though they ultimately failed at it. The Biester successfully kidnapped Leon, imprisoned him in the quarry and sort of slandered him (not sure if that note counts as a crime) and Fabi pressured him into signing a contract. The contract was silly and basically meaningless, but I doubt it is legal to only let someone go if they sign a contract (I'm pretty sure the contract wouldn't be legally binding in such a case).
There aren't that many criminal actions in the fourth movie. In defense, the Wölfe aimed bows and other weaponry at them, but never actually fired. If they were allowed to have all that stuff out there would be a different question that's not relevant here. Anything that happened during the contest seemed to be aligned with the rules of Freestyle soccer and nobody got hurt (aside from Nerv's pride). The Silberlichten are... difficult to judge, at least when it comes to their interactions with the Kerle (Sorry Erik). I don't think being a deceptive bitch is against the law. You could argue that Horizon slandered Leon's name, by lying about the lack of things that happened between them. The only other thing is threatening to use that machine on the loser of their match, which is a very different action than the Wölfe protecting themselves from a perceived threat.
Fifth movie, as was already pointed out by typing-catastrophe (who tumblr won't let me @ for some reason), Blossom assaults both Leon (you can't take this child anywhere) and Maxi and took Leon with her and Darkside. I assume against his will, so he got kidnapped and imprisoned again. Granted, we don't know what happened in the following ten months, but I highly doubt that him essentially killing himself, by stepping out into the sun, wasn't caused by the vampires. Darkside trying to smash his statue... attempted murder or desecrating a dead body, take your pic, they're damn vampires and he was brought back to life in the end. Klette was imprisoned, alongside Vanessa later on. Vanessa, Raban and Joschka were sexually assaulted, imo. Darkside committed the same crime as the Silberlichten, by using the sun-cannon in their final match and by putting Leon into the sun when Vanessa was supposed to kiss him. And during this threat, Maxi was turned to stone as well. I don't know how much damage looking right into that cannon caused to Markus's eyes, but it wasn't none and you'd have to be an idiot to think that it wouldn't cause any harm (more assault). Jackyll and Hyde bit Klette, even though they failed. The only vampire who doesn't seem to have committed any crime is Düsentrieb and the only one who wasn't directly attacked by anyone is Nerv. Maybe that's why he's so happy on that DVD cover.
