Thunder Carnival

I'm older than a lot of you jerks so learn some respect! Wily built me to make jokes and wreak havoc, and you can just ask all my pals down under which one I'm better at, heh. Feel free to leave something in my ask box if you want me to insult you or...

[ninja-babysitter]

TMI Tuesday

[nitroman]

Elec Man

Clown Man

Jewel Man

Nitro Man

[dwn-060]

+ Shadow Man

[dwn-060]

MERRY CRIMMSUS

Anyone who got me a present this year is safe from my incessant pestering!!!

[ahandsomewatertank]

You looking to get challenged to a joke-off!?

Right now?? Nah I do want a cucumber though

[dwn-060]

Have you ever tried NOT being a lazy pile of garbage for once?

[dwn-060]

BLADE MAN POOPS

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

…I meant I could have sex, but whatever.

[dwn-060]

BLADE MAN POOPS!!!!

“Personal” “human like functions” !? [exaggerated retching noises]

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

Would you prefer it if I said what I meant by that?

[dwn-060]

BLADE MAN POOPS

[the-king-of-blades-deactivated2]

Eeeeeww

What? What did I do?

[dwn-060]

“Personal” “human like functions” !? [exaggerated retching noises]

[dwn-060]

I finally beat Tengu?? Wow, guess I can stop talking to him now.

You’re factually waaaay more annoying, but even if you weren’t, listing him first is what he WANTS and I can’t go giving him what he wants, now can I?

[dwn-060]

Wily bot you hate the most then?

Literally all of these bungling idiots, oh my maker.

OKAY FINE. Copy bot, Tengu, Charge, Heat, and Spring Man on principle.

[dwn-060]

Person you despise the most?

Pfff, do you even gotta ask? It’s Mega Man, obviously! 

[ninja-babysitter]

TMI Tuesday

[nitroman]

Elec Man

Clown Man

Jewel Man

Nitro Man

[dwn-060]

Favorite past time?

Acrobatics, acts of violence and mass scale property damage. *wistful sigh*

[dwn-060]

what's it like to have crazy long noodle arms and stubby little legs?

You’re one to talk, freakshow!

Ooh, hey, what do you get if you cross a motorway with a flock of sheep?

[dwn-060]

You know it! It’s basically my duty to pick on you, since we’re ‘brothers’ and all.

[searchingforaction]

The only brother I have is Percy. The rest of you are just robots I have to live with.

[dwn-060]

Yeaah go ahead and try to be mean~ I know you don’t mean it.

[searchingforaction]

Baaaaarfffff

Insightful, Clown. Really.

[dwn-060]

You know it! It’s basically my duty to pick on you, since we’re ‘brothers’ and all.

[hipsdontlie006]

And you, darling, are missing out on a huge opportunity.

If you don’t want my help, you can go ahead and draw with crayon on the walls or whatever. I’ll save my time and effort on someone who will appreciate it.

[dwn-060]

Don’t care don’t care don’t care

Hnnnnnmmgggg Okay fine! Whatever! I’m sorryyy. You’re still gonna help, right?

[hipsdontlie006]

Why wouldn’t I? I have acrylic nails for every outfit, occasion, and mood.

[dwn-060]

Eeehhh... 

[Clown looks down at his own hands]

You’re weird.

[hipsdontlie006]

I have more style in my magnificently manicured pinky nail than you or your two goons have in your entire tacky bodies! And here I was graciously offering my decorative insight only to be snubbed by a burger-mascot reject…

[dwn-060]

Eww, do you really have fingernails!?