Can you detect the trick?

Being in the public eye is what I was made for. Drop me a line if you wish~ I love fanmail. (This is a roleplay blog for the AMR group)

[hipsdontlie006]

Still #slaying fyi

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hipsdontlie006 replied to your post: hipsdontlie006: Guess who got lost in an abandoned…

Only the first three! But the rest arrived safely to my castle.

AND THEN BROKE

[hipsdontlie006]

You’re broke.

[hipsdontlie006]

Guess who got lost in an abandoned fairground’s house of mirrors. And by lost, I mean I just didn’t want to leave.

[hipsdontlie006]

I’m always open to receive fanmail~ Ask away, darlings~

[flashistheman]

Do you have any Valentine's Day plans?

No.

[hipsdontlie006]

No?? Mr. Flashman himself?? What a pity indeed~!!

[hipsdontlie006]

I don’t make it a habit to be without a mirror, silly. Maybe I could leave my compact at home if you had any better ideas~?

[dwn-056-raceway]

The better idea is pretty obvious, man– just get a date. C’mon, not like it would be hard for you.

[hipsdontlie006]

True, true! But just who on Earth do you think I should pick?? Hmm, hmm...

[hipsdontlie006]

Well, hello there~ Got a problem with my current date, perhaps~?

[dwn-056-raceway]

Whatever floats your boat, man. The logistics are a little confusing, though– you gonna drag a mirror around with you?

[hipsdontlie006]

I don’t make it a habit to be without a mirror, silly. Maybe I could leave my compact at home if you had any better ideas~?

[hipsdontlie006]

Well, hello there~ Got a problem with my current date, perhaps~?

[hipsdontlie006]

Do you have any Valentine's Day plans?

I’ll be spending it doting on the dearest robot to my heart~ 

Me.

[hipsdontlie006]

I smell like me, and I’m the one and only~ However, you stink and that’s why you’re lonely~

[dwn015]

I’m not lonely. I have lots of friends, like-

…

Copy. Copy’s gonna trash Cut and Ice’s rooms for me because they’re my friend, so there.

[hipsdontlie006]

Ha ha ha! Your only friend is a knockoff! 

It’s okay, I’ll be your friend, even if you smell bad~ I’ll even give you an autograph, absolutely free of charge!

[hipsdontlie006]

But of course~ Just one more way to enchant anyone lucky enough to be blessed with my presence~ See, if you cared about how you smell, maybe you would have friends.

[dwn015]

It makes you smell like a girl.

And I do too have friends so shut up.

[hipsdontlie006]

I smell like me, and I’m the one and only~ However, you stink and that’s why you’re lonely~

[dwn015]

hipsdontlie006:

Ambergris. It’s an incredibly rare, terribly expensive, highly sought after ingredient in perfumes. Since it’s so precious, it is completely befitting of me~ So nice to think humans are out there slaving away trying to find the stuff while I luxuriate in my castle~

Ewwww, you wear perfume. :D

[hipsdontlie006]

But of course~ Just one more way to enchant anyone lucky enough to be blessed with my presence~ See, if you cared about how you smell, maybe you would have friends.

[hipsdontlie006]

Why do you smell so bad?

That’s the smell of ambergris, rose oil, and the musk of at least three extinct animals

[dwn015]

…Hamburgers?

[hipsdontlie006]

Ambergris. It’s an incredibly rare, terribly expensive, highly sought after ingredient in perfumes. Since it’s so precious, it is completely befitting of me~ So nice to think humans are out there slaving away trying to find the stuff while I luxuriate in my castle~

[hipsdontlie006]

Why do you smell so bad?

That’s the smell of ambergris, rose oil, and the musk of at least three extinct animals

[hipsdontlie006]

A~HEM~ It’s Tuesday, darlings!! Step right up and ask away~ xoxo

[hipsdontlie006]

Outside Magic's door waits a large unwrapped box. Looking inside, it contains expensive looking chocolates and five bottles of fine wine. There's a note inside reading: "I'm so glad your fine ass is so cheap!" There's no signature, but the handwriting is undoubtably Tengu's.

>Took you long enough. I'm detracting points for presentation, by the way~

He pings Tengu the teasing message, but he's squealing with joy. Expensive gifts... the best kind.

[hipsdontlie006]

-There's a box outside Magic's door. Inside is a handful of marble-sized, freshly polished rubies. Under them is a note: "Happy Holidays, Magic Man. Perhaps you can make something nice with these. Do not expect this to be a regular occurrence."-

Magic screams when he opens the box, grabbing handfuls of rubies and showering himself with them. Even if he'd bothered to read the note, there was no way he wasn't going to try to get more jewels out of Ground. But for now, he was going to rub these all over himself and admire himself in their reflections.