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Still #slaying fyi
hipsdontlie006 replied to your post: hipsdontlie006: Guess who got lost in an abandonedā¦
Only the first three! But the rest arrived safely to my castle.
AND THEN BROKE
Youāre broke.
Guess who got lost in an abandoned fairgroundās house of mirrors. And by lost, I mean I just didnāt want to leave.
Iām always open to receive fanmail~ Ask away, darlings~
Do you have any Valentine's Day plans?
No.
No?? Mr. Flashman himself?? What a pity indeed~!!
I donāt make it a habit to be without a mirror, silly. Maybe I could leave my compact at home if you had any better ideas~?
The better idea is pretty obvious, manā just get a date. Cāmon, not like it would be hard for you.
True, true! But just who on Earth do you think I should pick?? Hmm, hmm...
Well, hello there~ Got a problem with my current date, perhaps~?
Whatever floats your boat, man. The logistics are a little confusing, thoughā you gonna drag a mirror around with you?
I donāt make it a habit to be without a mirror, silly. Maybe I could leave my compact at home if you had any better ideas~?
Well, hello there~ Got a problem with my current date, perhaps~?
Do you have any Valentine's Day plans?
Iāll be spending it doting on the dearest robot to my heart~Ā
Me.
I smell like me, and Iām the one and only~ However, you stink and thatās why youāre lonely~
Iām not lonely. I have lots of friends, like-
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Copy. Copyās gonna trash Cut and Iceās rooms for me because theyāre my friend, so there.
Ha ha ha! Your only friend is a knockoff!Ā
Itās okay, Iāll be your friend, even if you smell bad~ Iāll even give you an autograph, absolutely free of charge!
But of course~ Just one more way to enchant anyone lucky enough to be blessed with my presence~ See, if you cared about how you smell, maybe you would have friends.
It makes you smell like a girl.
And I do too have friends so shut up.
I smell like me, and Iām the one and only~ However, you stink and thatās why youāre lonely~
hipsdontlie006:
Ambergris. Itās an incredibly rare, terribly expensive, highly sought after ingredient in perfumes. Since itās so precious, it is completely befitting of me~ So nice to think humans are out there slaving away trying to find the stuff while I luxuriate in my castle~
Ewwww, you wear perfume. :D
But of course~ Just one more way to enchant anyone lucky enough to be blessed with my presence~ See, if you cared about how you smell, maybe you would have friends.
Why do you smell so bad?
Thatās the smell of ambergris, rose oil, and the musk of at least three extinct animals
ā¦Hamburgers?
Ambergris. Itās an incredibly rare, terribly expensive, highly sought after ingredient in perfumes. Since itās so precious, it is completely befitting of me~ So nice to think humans are out there slaving away trying to find the stuff while I luxuriate in my castle~
Why do you smell so bad?
Thatās the smell of ambergris, rose oil, and the musk of at least three extinct animals
A~HEM~ Itās Tuesday, darlings!! Step right up and ask away~ xoxo
Outside Magic's door waits a large unwrapped box. Looking inside, it contains expensive looking chocolates and five bottles of fine wine. There's a note inside reading: "I'm so glad your fine ass is so cheap!" There's no signature, but the handwriting is undoubtably Tengu's.
>Took you long enough. I'm detracting points for presentation, by the way~
He pings Tengu the teasing message, but he's squealing with joy. Expensive gifts... the best kind.
-There's a box outside Magic's door. Inside is a handful of marble-sized, freshly polished rubies. Under them is a note: "Happy Holidays, Magic Man. Perhaps you can make something nice with these. Do not expect this to be a regular occurrence."-
Magic screams when he opens the box, grabbing handfuls of rubies and showering himself with them. Even if he'd bothered to read the note, there was no way he wasn't going to try to get more jewels out of Ground. But for now, he was going to rub these all over himself and admire himself in their reflections.