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[dwobbiton]

I see a lot of headcanons about hobbit babies being grown from gardens and dwarven babies being carved from stone. But I haven't seen many ( if any) headcanons about what is done to the baby after its carved from stone. my new hc is that they have to be essentially baked. they're kept in super super hot places like in small caverns near a pit of lava or in what is basically a pizza oven. when they're fully grown newborns their stone begins to crack and they're taken to a cold room to encourage their tiny fists and feet to kick and hit at the stone to break free so they can reach the warmth of their parents bodies

[mo0nbugs]

To pass the time on long rides, Bilbo starts absent-mindedly braiding Myrtles mane. He does it almost subconsciously and is completely unaware of all the dwarf eyes keenly watching him.

Because they're good braids, some of them quite complicated and no one can understand just how he knows how to do that.

The only conclusion they could come to is that the hobbit must have a paramour back in The Shire, some long-haired lass who he spoils with pretty love-braids.

Thorins temper had been truly foul after Balin had proposed the theory out loud.

After weeks of Thorin sulking, it was ever curious: Ori, who finally asked where Bilbo had learned such intrecate braid work.

Bilbo then flushed and embaressedly explained that he'd learned it from competitive pie decorating.

[ibupro-atyappin]

Girl dad and boy dad Bagginshield ily

Extra family stuff:

@teapatime look at our son 🥹

[dwobbiton]

too much pregnant bilbo not enough pregnant thorin