The Defenders (& co.) as John Mulaney Quotes
Matt: Now I was raised Catholic. I don't know if you could tell that from the everything about me.
Jessica: Someone came out of a room holding like an old antique bottle with some liquid in it and they said "Hey is this whiskey or perfume?" And apparently I drank all of it and said "It's perfume." And it was.
Luke: STREET SMARTS! Stay alert out there!
Danny: Wow, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child, you can't keep burning the candle at both ends!
Claire: You know those days when you're like "This might as well happen"?
Foggy: My vibe is more like "Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you."
Karen: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky.
Trish: You want it? GO GET IT!
Malcolm: I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing.
Misty: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Colleen: Something happened here. You hope it's a miracle, but probably not.
in honor of the defenders coming to D+, I am using this dead blog to put this back on everyone's dashes.
