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[dxddykoo]

my mom didn’t raise a whore…wattpad did 😶

[chaosbarnes]

Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.

[itz-frenchy]

It’s always “I wanna fuck Xaden Riorson” and “I’d let Xaden Riorson do xyz to me”

Just let me fuck Bodhi Durran. Let me fuck him. Make fics about him.

He’s literally described as being “closely resembling Xaden, just less angular”

[bighitfics]

⤷ kinda wanna harleys in hawaii with a certain jeon jungkook ✧₊⁺ ⭒

[1leliysworld]

Just my type 🤭

[jung-koook]

[276/547] — until we meet again, jungkook ♡

bonus:

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Cassian: You're such a pussy.

Azriel: I am what I eat.

Rhys: *Spits out tea*

[azziebaddy]

Azriel eats pussy, pass it along

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Azriel: I'm here to pick Nyx up.

Teacher: Oh uh, Nyx is in detention.

Azriel: He's in what?

Teacher: He misbehaved during class and now he's being held in a room for an hour after school.

Azriel: I know what detention means. I mean, what did he do?

Teacher: He brought a knife to school.

Azriel: That's illegal?

*Later*

Azriel: I thought we talked about not exposing your weapons in public.

[1leliysworld]

He can destroy me I'll thank him

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[lady-embers]

Mor and ACOTAR Mates

Mor carries/winnows Feyre when she gets locked up by Tamlin. Feyre is mated to Rhysand.

Mor winnows both Nesta and Elain after they were turned fae. Nesta is mated to Cassian and we know Elain is mates with Lucien.

Who else do we know has been carried/winnowed by Mor? Gwyn. Gwyn was attacked at Sangravah and after Azriel slaughtered the soldiers and wrapped her in his cloak, Gwyn is carried and winnowed to safety by Mor. Gwyn is suspected by many (me included) to be Azriel mate.

Mor who has the power of Truth has helped each of these women after traumatic events in their lives and has carried/winnowed these women to safety, and Mor is also the one who told Feyre that Elain and Lucien would need time to figure things out on their own.

I just find it incredibly interesting Mor is connected to all these instances and the mated/suspected couples in the ACOTAR series.

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[smuttydreambarbie]

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[fakenasty]

I love when guys do that loud grunt/moan thing when they cum especially if it is followed or preceded by the word “fuck”

[54prowl]

hope everyone's having wonderful lust-filled thoughts over fictional men today