ドドリア

Ind. unselective Dodoria. Penned by Mink. Please read rules and bio!

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“Hey, no need to get all formal on me. I just did the “Not-a-dickhead” thing to do. And maybe you could’ve, but I just didn’t want those guys thinkin they could go around doin stuff like that.” Dodoria shrugged, not exactly perfect at speaking his mind.   “Hey I’ve got an idea, its around lunch time right? Ya hungry? Lunch could help ya think about somethin else,” 

    Don’t be…? But, to be informal was the quickest way to be killed, to show disrespect to a superior was basically a death wish! Not to mention, he had always tried to be a proper model of a stellar soldier, there was no way he could move up the ranks without any basic forms of politeness.

    ❛ I, uh– sorry. ❜

    Then, he swallows his breath, trying to remember the last time he had a proper meal. ❛ There is no need, Captain. I do not have much money on me right now. ❜

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 “I’ll pay for yours then, doubt someone as tiny as you is gonna eat up all my cash. Besides, look at you, you could use some extra meat on your bones,”   The captain was adamant, just about ready to pick up Salza and carry his tiny ass to the cafeteria to get him something to eat. He could tell his armor was loose on him, so he was getting some food in that kid if it was the last thing he did.

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 “Heh… If he’s lucky being paralyzed is the worst thing that’ll have happened to him today. Once Zarbon finds out, I’d bet those other guys won’t last until tonight.” Dodoria chuckled, looking at the soldier Salza kicked, who groaned in pain.   The giant of a man looked back at Salza, sighing. The kid looked startled as all hell. He didn’t think Salza would want to dwell on it too much, though.   “Think I’ll get in trouble for dent in the wall?”

    ❛ – I… do believe I have seen lower-ranked soldiers get away with much worse, ❜ Salza hums, though. he does find himself wondering what Dodoria meant by Zarbon finding out… It was not as if the foot solider knew the other co-captain well, so what he knew about Salza remained a mystery.

    ❛ Re… Regardless, I do believe I owe you a thank you, ❜ with a bow, Salza almost seems embarrassed. ❛ Though, I truly could have defended myself, Captain Dodoria, I am much more capable than I appear. ❜

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“Hey, no need to get all formal on me. I just did the “Not-a-dickhead” thing to do. And maybe you could’ve, but I just didn’t want those guys thinkin they could go around doin stuff like that.” Dodoria shrugged, not exactly perfect at speaking his mind.   “Hey I’ve got an idea, its around lunch time right? Ya hungry? Lunch could help ya think about somethin else,” 

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🍹 - alcohol tolerance?

Dodoria’s alcohol tolerance is about as big as he is. Being an absolute giant with a lot of body mass, means he can chug down a keg and still be fine on his feet. It takes a lot to get him drunk. Like maybe 10 kegs of beer.

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"Ah Dodoria, have you been keeping well? I trust there is no shortage of entrails to fill your pink palms with?"

“Geheheheheh... Of course, Lord Frieza. Plenty of stupid soldiers stepping out of line, or planets to take over.”

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 He once tried to confess to Zarbon that he loved him.  It went just a poorly as you’d expect.  He’d also dated a soldier working under him at one point, one of his elites who’d had a crush on him, and Dodoria loved him back. The soldier ended up dying though, and Dodoria never really got over it. 

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☄️ - what is their biggest regret?

Getting attached to Zarbon.  He knows Zarbon literally despises him but he ended up caring about him even if they’ll never get along. Now he can’t bring himself to truly hurt Zarbon or to let him die in battle if he can help it. Even if Zarbon wants him dead. Dodoria wishes he’d never cared about him.

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send a symbol.

because i felt like making one of these, fuck you.

LEARN SOMETHING ⛈ - what is the muse like at their worst? 📖 - deadly sin that applies to them the most? 🍁 - favorite season? 🏹 - have they ever committed a murder? 💝 - have they ever been in love, and with who? ⚠️ - the worst deed they’ve done/crime they’ve committed? ⛔ - do they believe in revenge? 💫 - do they believe in fate/propecy/destiny? 🥀 - have they ever felt heartbreak? 🌵 - do they consider themselves dangerous? 🍀 - do they believe in luck? 🌙 - do they believe in magic? ☄️ - what is their biggest regret? 🍷  - do they drink? 🍹 - alcohol tolerance? 🍳  - do they know how to cook? ☀  - night or day?

DO SOMETHING 🙈 - muse is blind for [#] asks. 🙉 - muse can’t hear for [#] asks. 🙊 - muse can’t speak for [#] asks. 💥 - muse feels agonizing pain when they raise their voice for [#] asks. 🐔 - muse is uncontrollably afraid/paranoid for [#] asks. ⚡ - muse has unstable emotions for [#] asks. 🍺 - muse acts like they are when they’re drunk for [#] asks. 🍬 - muse is hyper as fuck for [#] asks. 🎭 - muse can only speak in cryptic phrases for [#] asks. 🎬 - any noise becomes deafening to the muse for [#] asks. 🌋 - the muse is unable to control their anger for [#] asks. 🔦  - muse becomes light-sensitive for [#] asks. 👁‍🗨 - muse feels like they’re being watched for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. 🚫 - the muse hallucinates their worst fear for [#] asks. gets worse as it continues. ♾️ - the muse is in constant pain for [#] asks. gets worse at it goes along. (bonus if the pain is an old wound/scar.) ⛅ - the muse hides their emotions for [#] asks. emotions come spilling through when m!a ends. ✨ - muse is in a state of hypnosis for [#] asks. go wild.

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friezx replied to your post: There’s a TFS reference in my inbox someone sent a...

tfs references are the equivalent to hearing ‘if it doesn’t scan it’s free’ jokes all day as a cashier tbh.

god yeah thats so accurate.  If I hear the “thick meaty...” joke again I may lose my mind

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There’s a TFS reference in my inbox someone sent a month ago and I’m just glaring at it.

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 Dodoria hadn’t even seen the full extent of what the soldiers had been doing, and somehow, it was better he hadn’t. Or perhaps it was better that he hadn’t. All he’d seen were the much larger soldiers surrounding a very little Salza, and heard what they were saying.   But nevertheless, the rage Dodoria was feeling was enough for him to throw the soldier in his grasp against the wall, the metal denting as the soldier hit it with a rather painful crunch. The other’s seemed to all panic upon realizing what happened. Running down the hall as fast as they could. 

 Dodoria turned to look at Salza, eyes narrowing. 

 “Didn’t really look like it… They had ya cornered pretty bad.” He grumbled, not bothering to run after the soldiers. He was more concerned for Salza now. “Ya alright, squirt? Should I go tear em apart?”

    Did he really appear so small that he needed to be protected?      … Perhaps, he did. After all, he had only been in the Cold Force for only a number of months, and had truly only been honing his power and abilities for even less time. Perhaps, Dodoria was rightful in his intervention. The seniors of this army were much more powerful, their battle powers within the tens of thousands– meanwhile, Salza’s had only been within a few thousand at maximum power.

    Sighing, he steps off the wall, adjusting the armor that was slightly too loose for himself ( but he was able to pick it out, all for himself! ), trying his damndest to shake off the attempted assault. It was not as if it had bothered him all too much, but it was just enough to leave the new recruit momentarily shaken.

    ❛ – Do not bother, Captain. It is not that big of a deal. If King Cold were to find out, it would be more trouble than it is truly worth, no? I believe they are shaken up enough, and I do believe that you have left this man paralyzed. ❜

    With a single knee-high boot, he gives the half-conscious man, now on the ground, a kick.

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 “Heh... If he’s lucky being paralyzed is the worst thing that’ll have happened to him today. Once Zarbon finds out, I’d bet those other guys won’t last until tonight.” Dodoria chuckled, looking at the soldier Salza kicked, who groaned in pain.   The giant of a man looked back at Salza, sighing. The kid looked startled as all hell. He didn’t think Salza would want to dwell on it too much, though.   “Think I’ll get in trouble for dentin the wall?”

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/Hey uh, if you associate with the alp/haligh/tbear/er please don’t interact with me. Their content triggers me immensely and I would prefer if their friends or fans didn’t talk to me or rp with me.  

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what about my portrayal attracted you to my blog?

if you would like to be more specific – what made you stay?

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    Hardly had he been paying attention to his surroundings. Sure, it was one of their slower weeks– stationed on some distant, rather beautiful planet while they awaited orders– thus, they had plenty of free time to kill, Zarbon sticking beside Zarbon if only because he was the only other man he was familiar with; someone he was far from bored by.

    His eyes are shut, taking in the fresh air and slight breeze, one leg crossed atop the other– it almost seemed as if in his peace, Zarbon could take a nap right there. It is only when Dodoria speaks that he opens his eyes, slowly turning to where the other had gestured.

    ❛ … My, that is quite the beautiful little thing, isn’t it? ❜

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 Seeing Zarbon in such a relaxed state was rare, and he was trying to internalize that image as much as he could. Because gods, he was so pretty. Being stationed on that planet felt like the nicest time Dodoria had in a while, almost all of that anger he usually had gone, and it seemed Zarbon was calmed by the place too.  Dodoria grinned a little when Zarbon looked at the bird, noting several similarities the more he looked. He wanted to just hold them both, be as careful as he could not to harm them... Both so little, compared to him. 

 “Yeah for sure, thats what ya have in common. Bein’ little n pretty as all hell,”

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    – It wasn’t that Salza was completely apathetic to the words thrown at him, the rumors that would find themselves surfacing every few months or so, or perhaps even the hateful scowls that he’d occasionally get from his superiors– but for the most part, it was easy for him to be able to block them out. He was always rather smug, self-assured, and strong enough on his own to take on most who thought it would be… Humorous to challenge him. In the case of being tormented by his superiors, however– it was a different story.

    They were much larger than him, each with a power level much higher than Salza’s– to fight them would easily get him into trouble, or worse, they could easily kill him.     It was far from hard to back him into a corner, mocking him with vulgar words and grasping for his body, Salza tense enough that he dared not move.

    Before he knew it, however, one had been pulled off of him, choked out with ease by the massive fist of an all-too familiar figure, and thus– a surprised gasp is choked out of the young Brench.

    ❛ Ah– Captain Dodoria, sir– It is truly far from a deal. I had this situation under control. ❜

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 Dodoria hadn’t even seen the full extent of what the soldiers had been doing, and somehow, it was better he hadn’t. Or perhaps it was better that he hadn’t. All he’d seen were the much larger soldiers surrounding a very little Salza, and heard what they were saying.   But nevertheless, the rage Dodoria was feeling was enough for him to throw the soldier in his grasp against the wall, the metal denting as the soldier hit it with a rather painful crunch. The other’s seemed to all panic upon realizing what happened. Running down the hall as fast as they could. 

 Dodoria turned to look at Salza, eyes narrowing. 

 “Didn’t really look like it... They had ya cornered pretty bad.” He grumbled, not bothering to run after the soldiers. He was more concerned for Salza now. “Ya alright, squirt? Should I go tear em apart?”

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🐦 ( from chirai )

 He hadn’t known her long, but she seemed fun to hang around. So when Dodoria had noticed Chirai seeming stressed, it had felt lame, but he’d offered to show her something he usually liked to calm down to.  And so there they were, sitting down on the grass. Right in view was a vast array of colorful birds, chirping peacefully and bouncing around in the grass, eating bugs and overall just being nice to look at.

 “Kinda lame but, I usually watch em when the Frieza force stuff gets too much, ya know? They’re calming,”