Mr. Whatsit

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Hello, Friends!

I hope you're doing wonderful! Some of my other friends say I can help more people here!

I do hope they're right!

[detectiveweaver-official-deacti]

" Order will begin soon "

@henry-creel-offical @mind-flayer-official @mr-whatsit-offical

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Finally, Some Action! I was getting Very bored.

[detectiveweaver-official-deacti]

Raport about town.

Detective Weaver was sitting at home writing a report about the city. "After a few days in town, I have the following conclusions. The sheriff in town is Jim Hopper, who has a daughter and is dating with @joyce-byers-offical. There's also a radio station in town run by someone named @rockin-robin-offical, and I think @vickie-dunne-official is her girlfriend, but I'll double-check that. I'll also check on the radio station and see if it can be legally shut down. Returning to Jim Hopper, we'll try to get him retired. The town needs fresh blood. I've also met, though not directly, a certain @dustin-henderson-offical, who I need to be careful of because he can be a threat in the scientific field. He has a friend named @steve-harrington-offical, who is always there to help Dustin, and that can be exploited. There is also @lucassinclairoffical, who has a sister, @erica-sinclair-offical, and a girlfriend, @max-mayfield-offical, who is quite the mouthpiece, but so far I haven't noticed anything suspicious about these people. I'll get to the Wheeler family, Karen and her daughters, later. For now, I've only spoken with @holly-wheeler-offical briefly. It will be more difficult with older @nancy-wheeler-offical because she is suspicious. I would like to get to know better @mind-flayer-official, @henry-creel-offical and I hope we can meet and talk about a common cause. My mission now is to see what each of them likes and through that become friends with them. "

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Well now. I certainly know of Henry Creel.

[dustin-henderson-offical]

Dustin, I just got my first hellfire T! I also got a red guitar pick like Eddie’s that has Hellfire Club on it, and some bitching new rings! Do you think Eddie would be proud?

hey, sorry dude, this blogs inactive now

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Why would it be inactive now?

[rockin-robin-offical]

sorry i haven't been active as much recently everyone, i try but there's not a lot i can think to post on here anymore and as much as byler and stranger things still consumes my soul i'm invested in other things as well

this is not to say that i don't want to interact with any of you, i actually love you guys all so much and my main is @noyouwerebeautiful if you want to interact with me. to all my fellow st officals, and any of you who i interacted with a lot i would love to be moots you're all so cool and amazing

i still want to post on here so feel free to tag me, and get me involved in things, i just won't be starting anything myself

i will definitely respond to anything (asks, mentions, etc) and if i don't i just probably didn't notice it.

love you all <3

@willclericbyers-official @mike-wheeler-offical @max-mayfield-offical @eddie-munson-offical @dustin-henderson-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @steve-harrington-offical @holly-wheeler-offical @karen-wheeler-official @joyce-byers-offical @erica-sinclair-offical @lucassinclairoffical @jane-hopper-offical @mr-whatsit-offical @jim-hopper-offical @mr-clarke-offical @wsqk-offical @dartthedemodog @demogorgon-offical (idk everyone sorry)

[mr-whatsit-offical]

yah, I'm mentioned here,

Whatsit to ya'?

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Eddie said to blast music to get rid of you. He really doesn’t like you, and I trust him. Gimme the truth of why I can see you and others can’t, or I’ma blast baby shark.

Everyone can see me, just not the way you do.

You just have to put the up in the upside down!

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Hey Mr. Whatsit, how come you feel more real than my other imaginary friends? Am I Schizophrenic?

Oh, my friend, I am very real.

[mawce-crow]

Some of my clasdmates have been talking to you. Are you a pedo or a diety or both?

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Neither.

Now, What was that first one?

[mawce-crow]

Pedo. It means you touch kids. Eddie and Robin certainly both describe you in a way that makes it sound like you touch kids. Same goes for Holly, Max, El,

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Well I'd Never! Those kinds of people should rot away Faaaar from earth!

[mawce-crow]

They’re all saints. You’re a stranger. They said you think kids are easy to manipulate and fool. I take offense to that.

(ooc: I’m that same kid who told henry creel fuck you btw :3)

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Well, i- fuck, I've got no defense for that... I kinda had a Superiority complex then...

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Hey Mr. Whatsit, how come you feel more real than my other imaginary friends? Am I Schizophrenic?

Oh, my friend, I am very real.

[mawce-crow]

Some of my clasdmates have been talking to you. Are you a pedo or a diety or both?

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Neither.

Now, What was that first one?

[mawce-crow]

Pedo. It means you touch kids. Eddie and Robin certainly both describe you in a way that makes it sound like you touch kids. Same goes for Holly, Max, El,

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Well I'd Never! Those kinds of people should rot away Faaaar from earth!

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Hey Mr. Whatsit, how come you feel more real than my other imaginary friends? Am I Schizophrenic?

Oh, my friend, I am very real.

[mawce-crow]

Some of my clasdmates have been talking to you. Are you a pedo or a diety or both?

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Neither.

Now, What was that first one?

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Hey Mr. Whatsit, how come you feel more real than my other imaginary friends? Am I Schizophrenic?

Oh, my friend, I am very real.

[mind-gayer-official]

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

[mr-whatsit-offical]

But I don't wanna wait!!!

[mind-gayer-official]

Shut up Whatsit we replaced you with @henry-creel-offical.

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Waaaaaaaahhhh-

[mind-gayer-official]

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

[mr-whatsit-offical]

But I don't wanna wait!!!

[undefined333]

Notes game cause I need external motivation to exist

1 note - i dont kms

10 notes - i brush my teeth

30 - i clean my room

60 - i do my laundry

80 - i brush and wash my hair

100 - i clean my fish tank

150 - i clean my fridge

200 - i do all my homework and assignments

250 - i clean my apartment

300 - i repair all broken things and clothing items or buy new ones

350 - i dont intentionally harm myself in any way (cut/burn/bite/get bitten by animals) for a month

400 - i brush my teeth daily for a month

450 - i brush my hair daily for a month

500 - i take a shower/bath daily for a month

1000 - i take a daily walk for a month

1300 - i try to limit my screen time for 2-3 hours a day

1500 - i go to sleep strictly at 23:00-00:00 for a month

2000 - i get myself full meals three times a day for a month

2500 - i drink only 1-2 strong caffeinated drinks a day for a month

3000 - i set up other fishtanks and tend them daily for a month

3300 - I get needed documents and apply to day hospital for mental help

3500 - i choose an online school

4000 - i dont skip any art school classes for a month

4500 - i dont skip any average classes before i get applied for an online school

5000 - i train for the upcoming exams in my freetime daily for a month

6000 - i exercise daily for a month

7000 - i sketch something every day for a month

8000 - i tell my family about my plans that i want to live in the countryside or work in a train/cruise ship rather than pursue a career

9000 - I come out to my sibilings

10000 - I live alone during the next semester break

11000 - I live alone during summer holidays

12000 - I live alone for half a year

13000 - I live alone for a year

14000 - I officially emancipate

Unlimited spam limit for notes

@kingkit7734 @lightsabersandbluecookies @starryvirus @gay-melanistic-fox-offical spread the word pls

[sapphic-offical]

@rockin-robin-offical @mike-wheeler-offical can you get this into the stranger things rps

[rockin-robin-offical]

HEY INTERNET CHILDREN!!! ATTACK

and officalverse, tag everyone you know in here

@willclericbyers-official @max-mayfield-offical @erica-sinclair-offical @lucassinclairoffical @karen-wheeler-posts @joyce-byers-offical @jim-hopper-offical @harlow-munson-offical @mr-clarke-offical @mr-whatsit-offical @mind-flayer-official @demogorgon-offical @dustin-henderson-offical @dartthedemodog + open tags

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Byush ya teet

[mr-whatsit-offical]

How.. Odd. This makes no logical sense.

- @mr-whatzit

Tell me about it. You're the second me I've encountered.

[henry-creel-offical]

Really? How is that possible? Could it be a result of Eleven's power?

[mr-whatsit-offical]

I doubt that there being multiple of us is because of Jane.

[mr-whatsit-offical]

How.. Odd. This makes no logical sense.

- @mr-whatzit

Tell me about it. You're the second me I've encountered.

[mind-gayer-official]

Tick, Tock Hawkins.

Your time has come.

*the ground begins to crumble*

[mike-wheeler-offical]

OH GOD

[mind-gayer-official]

*@mike-wheeler-offical is ambushed by one demogorgon*

[mike-wheeler-offical]

AH! GEEZ

*mike looks around for something to attack it. a stick or something to hopefully POKE IT WITH*

[mind-gayer-official]

*it runs past him...

It runs straight to @willclericbyers-official*

[willclericbyers-official]

SHIT!

will jumps out of the way, landing on the ground with a thud

[mind-gayer-official]

*it aims for your body, grasping it tightly and running through a rift*

[willclericbyers-official]

MIKE!!

he claws at the ground, kicking the demogorgon’s hand in an attempt to make it release him

@mike-wheeler-offical

[mike-wheeler-offical]

WILLL!!

mike jumps after will, trying to release will from the demogorgons grip with one arm, while poking the demorogon with his sharp stick with the other arm @mind-flayer-official

[rockin-robin-offical]

Mike, get him to access the hivemind. I think he'll be able to.

Michael, Pathetic. You can't even save your own boyfriend. What's the point of you? You could be strong. You could join us,

[mike-wheeler-offical]

Will!! Please, we need you to tap into the hivemind! @willclericbyers-official

I can talk in colors too, demon >:P.

[willclericbyers-official]

I cant! I can’t focus-!

he says, but he still closes his eyes, trying his hardest to hijack the hivemind

[rockin-robin-offical]

Focus. Focus..

Will what's your favourite song?

[willclericbyers-official]

s-should I stay or should I go.. by the clash…

[rockin-robin-offical]

Good (early) morning Hawkins.

Waking you up with a quick dedication for @willclericbyers-official

NOW FOCUS WILL

[willclericbyers-official]

thanks robin…

will focuses for a moment before his eyes snap open, turning completely white.

agh!

he sees flashing images, not sure what they all mean.

[mind-gayer-official]

Lifetimes.

Thousands of them.

[mr-whatsit-offical]

I can't wait for your metaphorical ass to be kicked.

[surfer-argyle-offical]

Heyy guys!! I found this super cool and awesome place called tumblr

My names argyle!! I live in Lenora Cali and work for surfer boys pizza

Jonathan is my bestest friend and I miss him so much but I get that he's off saving the world and all that awesome stuff

My pronouns are he/him 👍👍

Anyways yeahhh feel free to get to know me. I've been told I'm a pretty chill guy

Here are my buds:

@willclericbyers-official

@nancy-wheeler-offical

@holly-wheeler-offical

@lucassinclairoffical

@dustin-henderson-offical

@jane-hopper-offical

@max-mayfield-offical

@rockin-robin-offical

@eddie-munson-offical

@erica-sinclair-offical

@steve-harrington-offical

@mrwhatsit-offical

@vickie-dunne-official

@will-byers-offical

Bye bros!!

Ooc: hey this is @im-too-emotionally-involved !! Y'all are all super cool so I wanted to join <33

[mike-wheeler-offical]

oh, hey! whats up, argyle?

[surfer-argyle-offical]

Ayyy Mikey! How's it been bro??

[mike-wheeler-offical]

i’ve been.. alright. im definitely still figuring things out back in hawkins right now 😅

how about you?

[surfer-argyle-offical]

Ah I get it I get it

Ive been doing pretty goooood I lost van privileges though cause "drugs are bad when your driving" or something

[mike-wheeler-offical]

Oh.. Uh, yeah..

No driving under the influence does include all drugs and alcohol, including weed. 🤓☝️

it’s too bad you lost your van privileges, though ://

[surfer-argyle-offical]

Yeah it's a real bummer

Its alright though cuz Eden drives me places now

Oh yeah!! Eden moved to Cali for college haha so she's here all the time nowww

[mike-wheeler-offical]

oh, that’s cool! how’s eden doing?

[surfer-argyle-offical]

Super duper good

She's a lot happier away from her crazy family haha

She tries before she denies

[mike-wheeler-offical]

that’s chill. gotta respect that!

pineapple pizza is still gross…

[mr-whatsit-offical]

Conceptually, being eaten from the inside while eating my favorite food is upsetting.