volturriking:
“I’m not a coward, so leave me alone.”
❝ you’re right, you’re not a coward… —— you’re clearly something a lot worst than that. ❞
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volturriking:
“I’m not a coward, so leave me alone.”
❝ you’re right, you’re not a coward… —— you’re clearly something a lot worst than that. ❞
❝ oh, come on !!! don't be such a coward. i mean, what's the worst that could happen??? ❞
“You’re welcome; and just know that anytime you want to exchange embarrassing stories about my father I’m always up for it.
Liz it is then. It’s nice to finally get to talk to you, rather just hearing stories about you.”
❛ oooh, that sounds like a rather fun girl time. count me in. hearing stories?? all good, i hope. ❜
❛ this could be the stupidest plan we've ever come up with. you're aware of that, right??? ❜
“Your brother, my father, is a vampire, werewolf hybrid and you still don’t think this vampire thing has loopholes?”
❛ of course, i just didn't think 'miracle baby' would be one of them. ❜
dxggered
When Mina heard the bell to Moonlight Herbs, the shop she was working at, ring. She looked up from her phone, and stood her gaze falling on the person who walked inside. Mina realized that Jessie, the owner had actually left for the night, which meant Mina had the closing shift.
“Oh hi there – Anything I can help you with?”
❛ oh, perhaps you could, love. i'm looking for someone by the name davina??? ❜
Text RP Starters
[Text]: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty~ ;)
[Text]:Wtf why would you stick a baseball bat there
[Text]:Do you think Domino's takes orders through texts?
[Text]:Do you want me to pickup milk while I'm out?
[Text]:Tbh Leo never deserved an oscar
[Text]:The party's tonight at 8, you bring the dip and I bring the chips?
[Text]:How horny can a lizard get?
[Text]:stop sending me emojis I don't have a smart phone okay?
[Text]:FYCK MY XBOX BROKE SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE GAME RKTJG
[Text]:There are usually goats in the river
[Text]:We're out of toilet paper
[Text]:I'm on my way, but what street do you live on again?
[Text]:Picking up McDonald's, what do you want?
[Text]:THEY KILLED HIM. THEY KILLED HIM WHAT THEF UCK THIS SHOW IS SO HEARTW RENCHING WHY'D YOU MAKE ME WATCH IT
[Text]:It's literally two in the morning
[Text]:K?
[Text]:How's it going?
[Text]:Umm...wrong number
Sad 'n' fluffy RP starters!
“Have you ever been to a funeral before?”
“Do you want to hold my hand?”
“You look like you need a hug.”
“Please hold me.”
“Don’t worry, it’s not real. It’s all a dream.”
“Shhh, it’s okay now. You’re safe in my arms.”
“Hold me until I forget.”
“I don’t feel good. Stay with me…”
“Don’t worry, baby, I got you.”
“I had that horrible dream again. Can I sleep in your bed?”
“You can’t run from your fears when you’re in my arms.”
“Kisses won’t make it better, but you can try.”
“I’m going to love you until you love yourself.”
“You look like you need cheering up.”
“I need cheering up.”
“The past is in the past. The future is for us. We can’t help what’s gone.”
“You woke up screaming. I figured breakfast in bed was in order.”
“You’re the light of my life. Please don’t go.”
❛ i'm an original, show a little respect. ❜
❛ my brother will kill you if he sees you here. ❜
‘ i don’t have TIME for this. go draw cami or something.
❛ funny. cami said the same thing but about you. just stand still for a few minutes & then you can go back to do all your weird, witchy stuff. ❜
❛ would you stop bloody moving??? you're making DRAWING you a lot harder than it should be. ❜
❛ FINE. you pick one. ❜
❛ yes, let the people with GOOD taste do it. ❜
❛ i COULD just leave you out here. if i let you in – the least you could do is show some decency. come in. ❜
❛ LOOK AT MY HAIR. do i look like i'm in the mood to even pretend being nice??? ❜
❛ no, but you don’t like CLASSICS so you must be. ❜
❛ well, excuse you. just because i don't like the one you brought doesn't mean i hate them all. ❜
❝kennedy steele, & i’m looking for a grimoire.❞
❛ elizabeth mikaelson. pleasure, i'm sure. & i think you've come to the wrong place, we are not a witchy store. ❜
❛ well... ? are you going to let me in or are you just going to stand there like an idiot? ❜