Medical Professional Sentences
(Sentences for doctors, nurses, and other medical professionals. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"I think you're suffering from post-traumatic stress."
"I'm a doctor. You could have told me."
"Don't happen to know what did this, do you? I haven't seen a wound like that in a long time."
"I'm sorry, but if you had someone that was threading a needle close to your eye, how conscious would you like to be?"
"Most people expect to be shot in the chest. A neat, round bullet that drills a tasteful hole. It's the television that does it, I suppose."
"You're a bit like a doctor, aren't you? You tend to bury your mistakes."
"I can't just give you patient information. You know that, right?"
"You're not a doctor anymore, and I'm not your patient."
"What's the point in living with a former surgeon if you can't stitch the occasional bullet hole?"
"I've seen much worse - but then, I do post-mortems."
"My favourite kind of patient is unconscious on a table with a tube down his throat."
"This'll need stitching immediately. You're losing a lot of blood."
"Why should I apologise for trying to save a man's life?"
"If you have an allergy to psychologists, I suggest you get that looked at."
"I'm the one that kept you alive!"
"What are you doing down here, among the dead men?"
"You are not a good doctor."
"What did the post-mortem say?"
"Not everything can be reduced to psychology."
"Psychologists make you angry, don't they? Why is that?"
"You're a medical doctor?"
"Why must you continue to act like you've never seen a dead body before?"
"Yeah? Well, if you're in such great shape, why did you come to this hospital?"
"You can't save everybody."
"I won't have a doctor telling me what's what!"
"Do you have any idea what you've been through?"
"Is it true that you killed a patient?"
"You're lucky to be alive! Actually, according to your medical chart, you barely are!"
"I mean, how often do you meet a sexy doctor?"
"I've got three separate medical reports that all state you're physically and mentally unfit to work."
"They say that a needle pushing through damaged flesh is as painful as being run through with a sword, and you need 12, maybe 13, stitches."
"I'm a doctor, which means I could break every bone in your body while naming them."
"Whatever is causing this, I think it needs immediate attention."
"If you can't trust your doctor, who can you trust?"
"What kind of medicine do you practice?"
"Hang in there. I'm not going to let you die."
"No doctor in his right mind is going to sign you out!"