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stolen. ey mike i'll probably be hiding over here tonight anyway
⊰ ♖ ⊱ ❝ you’re the one that always complaining about the whispers. maybe it’s stress - related : i bet if you took some time off, you’d be right as rain… — ❞
[ a slight cough at the final comment, as well as a scratch of an eyebrow. ]
❝ the only thing that happens in the dark, daniel, is the walk of shame by whichever girl happens to pass through. funny, i didn’t see you as the jealous, possessive type. ❞
{ ♠ } ❝--------......... ❞ How rude. Have you forgotten who got us into this mess, Rusty? Have you let the memories of the job slide, so that you can work them to your own advantage -- even though this job could potentially be on in a million?
❝I'm not. But, remember, Rus -- we are supposed to be married. Too many random women sneak in here at night and people are bound to get suspicious.❞
⊰ ♖ ⊱ ❝ someone asked me if you were my uncle today. is it really that obvious, the age difference? you should try dying it or something, danny. ❞
{ ♠ }❝And why would I want to do that? A man should never be ashamed of his age... And I'm not even old. I'm just a little grey. Doesn't mean you don't love what happens in the dark, Rus.❞
❝Did we miss somethin’?❞
❝Or we just givin’ you a headache, old man?❞
{ ♠ } ❝----- I'm not old. Do I really look old?❞
⊰ ♖ ⊱ oh, don’t treat him especially ; he knows that pout well and good. hazel eyes roll in their sockets as he runs a tongue across chapped lips in slight anticipation of the necessary caffeine crutch. there’s only so many hours in a day, and if not for that drug, then he’d be abusing others to stay up for all twenty - four of them.
❝ wife doesn’t get to make decisions. if you don’t agree, go back in time & make society matriarchal. until then, you can put up with all that playing wife comes with. including food. you can cook, can’t you ? i might divorce you if you can’t, danny. this is serious. ❞
( go on, rus, follow the grump into the kitchen. he doesn’t even know where the filters are, probably. ugh. living with other people is proving to be a pain already. at least it’s just ocean. )
{ ♠ } He does know where the filters are, thank you very much. That doesn't mean that his face isn't still set in that petulant grimace or that he doesn't direct a scowl in Rusty's direction. Even as his finger jabs at the button to turn on the coffeemaker, he's turning to look at his false 'husband.'
❝Are you living in the fifties? If you hadn't noticed, Rus, wives have become a lot more independent. A lot of women are self-sufficient. And make decisions for their families.❞
A pause. No, wait --
❝Not that I'm agreeing to be the wife. You -- yeah. Just -- here's your coffee, you can pour it yourself.❞
{ ♠ } ❝Is there maybe a chance you two could stop fighting for... five minutes? I don't feel like that's asking too much.❞
⊰ ♖ ⊱ ❝ alright, if we’re actually doing this undercover marriage shit, you’re gonna have to make some more goddamn coffee. the pike roast. ❞
( please. because who knows how long lionus will take with the jim brown. until then — … )
{ ♠ } ❝Is this your not-so-subtle way of saying I'm the wife? 'Cause I think I should get some say in that decision. ... Do I need to remind you that this was your damn idea in the first place?❞
Nevertheless, he gets up grudgingly and heads into the kitchen, face pulled into a grumpy, early-morning frown that is reserved especially for one Rusty Ryan.
⊰ ♖ ⊱ was he getting that predictable already? should he be thinking about mid-life crisis things yet ? no, no. he’s got time; you, on the other hand, got called 48 and 52 by the mormon twins.
( but he is glad that locating him wasn’t a hard time; it’s about time you showed up : god, is he bored. give him a goddamn project to play with )
❝ traveling. hotels, man. don’t ever do hotels in the global south. it’s a goddamn shitshow. plus it’s hot. ❞
{ ♠ } His smile grows, and it's not because of the alcohol. Being around people -- people like him, people who know what's what in the world, people who know the difference between a Ponzi scheme and a Matrix scale -- never fails to bring a smile to an otherwise world-weary face.
❝Coulda told you that myself, Rus. You probably wouldn't've listened, though. Thick-headed like always. Hey -- listen.❞
And now his best 'I've got a sales-pitch' voice is on. Time for the show, Daniel.
❝Got some free time you wouldn't mind givin' up?❞
[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.
⊰ ♖ ⊱ now there's a great man. mark this as event no. 2 in which the con artist & the details man happen upon one another in the safety and sanctity of a cash bar. unfortunately — or fortunately? — there is no such thing as a C O I N C I D E N C E .
❝ hello to you, too. ❞
( a twitch of the lip upward curls into a smile, but not a single action confirming any shock and or surprise. )
{ ♠ } And he's pushing the lip of the cup between his lips, taking a generous sip of the amber liquid contained within. His own answering smirk is a bit more subdued, quieted by his discreet nature.
❝Never too hard to find you, Rusty.❞
Of course it isn't a coincidence -- Ocean has a way of knowing where his friends and enemies are.
❝How've you been?❞
stolen. someone broke my tag