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@dxpool
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
DEADPOOL WILL HAVE HIS OWN MOVIE
IN 2016 (x)
"[Deadpool] will actually have no connection to the one that was in Wolverine," said Reynolds.
WULD
"...nah kest? ARE WE PLAYING SKYRIM?"
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire. A TIRE DEADPOOL.
FANG YOU VERY MUCH ALUCARD. REMIND ME TO BUY YOU A #1 DAD SHIRT, AND SOME EXPENSIVE CONDITIONER FOR YOUR LUXURIOUS LOCKS FOR FATHER’S DAY.
Deadpool kills the Marvel Universe #4 cover by Kaare Andrews
- Geek Art. Follow back if similar.-
I'm gone a few days and come back to bad puns in my inbox. Deadpool is one happy man. Alucard you really know how to make your adoptee happy. xD I also apologize for my absence. I was invited to a party and I may or may not have drank a little too much and been in an alcohol induced coma for a few days. I will be getting to stuff I owe now! Sorry for the waittt. <333
[ blares this from the rooftops ]
(boYS PLAY NICE]
[ BUT DAD. HE STARTED IT! YELL AT HIMMM. ]
[ It takes him a matter of seconds to sight his weapon, remove the safety and fire a round through the window, straight for Wade’s face. He knows it won’t do him much good, but perhaps it’ll get the point across, atleast. ]
He drops like a sack of potatoes the moment the bullet connects with his skull, not so much as a twitch coming forth. Though, like clockwork, Wade snaps up moments later, wound already closing at a rapid rate. ----Now he's pissed.
"FRANK! You !@$#@% ^&#$@@!! I'M TELLING MOM. I've had it just about up to here with your $#%#@! First you steal my woman -- WHICH, by the way, I was like EH, what the hell. I'm generous -- you can have her. Then you behead me and stuff me in a damn canister like I'm from Futurama. That was pretty #@$%@-ing messed up, I'll admit. BUT HEY. I'm a lover not a fighter. Forgive and forget. I understand you wanted at Ross and you thought I was your number one threat...survival of the fittest, I get it...but to shoot a man just for attempting to serenade you, that is the last straw my friend. I mean, just because its impossible to off me, doesn't mean it doesn't #*$#%@ hurt! Douchebag."
Both katanas are out now, his foot planting firmly into the already weakened glass -- which he instantly regretted because now he was bleeding again, but hey, barrier down.
*drags feet* I have to go to class now guys. I'll be back later tonight to reply to things. If any new followers would like a small starter, please feel free to like this or barge into my inbox. I DONT BITE I SWEAR. <333
"If you're going to go to Rio without me, you best be bringing me back some souvenirs -- like a pair of maracas, or a sombrero -- or one of those funny little blue birds."
"You know how much I'd pay to see you and Frank go at it? No. Not in THAT way. You're disgusting. I'm talkin' in a crazy guns blazing, knives flinging, explosions ringing fight to the death, sort of way. WAIT, wait -- no. I already know how this ends. SPOILER ALERT -- he totally kicks the shit out of you and sticks a knife through your..."
"Y’know, I foresee a rise in vigilante pay rates when me & you start taking the field. One of us is bad enough for everyone, but two? It’d be like putting Frank Sinatra and MJ in one room… and the room is full of sixty to eighty year old senior citizens.”
There is a sharp intake of breath, as he leans over the edge of the building, overlooking the city; pistol twirling in his grasp.
"I reckon they ain't gonna know what hit 'em, Dirty Dan. Serves 'em right though, for treatin' us like garbage all the time. I mean c'mon, we're not that bad. I know we just met, but I can already tell you're a pretty swell guy. Haters gonna hate though, I guess. Or at least that's what they say... ---Anywhooo, where to first? I'm thinkin' we grab a couple of chili dogs, and then make a pit stop to the little boy's room, because I forgot to go before we left...buuut after that, I got nothin'."
Thunderbolts #27
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[ casually swipes his shotgun off the table and begins to load it. ]
"Aw c'mon Frank -- you know the words. Don't be such a sourpuss."
[ He may or may not be using his breath to draw a heart on the window now. Just to spite him. ]
"Now if YOU aren't the most handsomest devil I've ever seen. C'mere--lemme' get a good look at you--WAIT. What universe are you from? Egads, we could unravel the fabric of time & space as we know it if we embrace! --All the more reason to do it. Especially in this place. This--ungodly--place."
He doesn’t need to be told twice, Wade instantly sliding over to slip an arm around himself.
"Now THIS is the way into a man’s heart! Ladies, martians, beavers, Frank Castle — take note! What brings your good lookin’ mug to my neck ‘o tha woods? Surely it wasn’t just to unravel the very fabric of time and space. Or was it? — I mean as long as we don’t get thrust back in time and have to relive that terrible X-men movie — where we weren’t really us, but we were — I’m cool with it, but…hey — am I rambling? I’m rambling. I’m just a little overstimulated right now — though it might be the after effects of the new star wars sheets I bought. Or it could be you. Yeah, I think its you.”
