Fml

I have no idea what happened to my theme. Please enjoy.

[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[kaydeekrunk]

Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

@dgraymen

[sugar1111stick]

There is ah God…wowwww!

[introvertunites]

10 Signs an Introvert Likes You

[chibiwolf18]

This is pretty accurate! 

[diondair-giulainidh-deactivated]

This is kinda scarily accurate to how I am….

[em-ily-4115-blog]

Whoa…I have a friend who is just like this…crazy

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[skookumthesamoyed]

[yeahdisney]

[isayni]

I’ll say it once again, Valentina is intelligent af, she knows there’s a drag race outside the show and you have to form a fanbase to last out there; she’s avoiding drama, she’s staying calm, minding her business, doing her thing the best she can… even if you don’t like her, you gotta admire her, many queens would’ve cracked by now, she knows what she’s doing. Bitch came P-R-E-P-A-R-E D - that’s a kid that’s going far. 

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[weloveshortvideos]

[2-bloom-deactivated20200706]

oh my God

[ellie-the-smiling-samoyed]

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[exposedconspiracies]

CONSPIRACY #58

This acoustic instrumental simulates the emotions of people in the courtroom during the reading of the O.J. Simpson verdict.

[friendliness]

More people need this to hear it. This is some deep shit!

[ryoutaka]

i made a vine compilation yall (volume warning)

[memewhore]

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[lizardtitties]

My favourite thing is when Australians are talking about their deadly wildlife

[mmmajestic-deactivated20200204]

DYING RN

[hejibits]

Hello, friends! I gave a seminar on Adobe Flash last night, and figured I’d also put the slides online for anyone who was interested in learning the program! Because of file size/bandwidth limitations, I can’t upload any of the example FLA’s, but you could easily find alternatives on YouTube. The dog pictures also made more sense in context. Well, kind of Tumblr hecked up the last few images in this post, so here’s an Imgur album of all of the slides at full resolution

[alloverthegaf]

It’s Murder time at college so everything’s chaos

[alloverthegaf]

A few people have been asking so let me explain

Murder’s a game my college does every year where everyone’s given a plastic knife with someone’s name on it. The knives are shoved under your door at midnight and for the next week you have to try and ‘kill’ the person on your knife. If you kill them, you get their knife and have to kill that person, and so on, until there is one lone survivor. You can’t kill someone in the dining hall or in their room, or if they’re naked. I’m pretty sure the prize is a bottle of vodka.

It gets super intense; some floors unscrew most of their lights to make it harder to find the right person, or keep the fire emergency doors closed with black garbage bags taped up so you can’t even see into the floor. Some people walk around in nothing but a towel so that if someone comes at them they can just drop it and be immune. People walk in groups. Everyone’s suspicious of everyone. Friends are no longer trusted. No one and nowhere is safe.

[alloverthegaf]

it begins

[seriz-owo]

The purge college AU

[animentality]

I would ask why you would do this, but…college.

[bloodrayne-44-deactivated201901]

What must be done for a person to be considered dead? I’m curious

[willowwicca]

I always found this week hilarious but we called it assassin and it was spoons