Just a lil guy

24 | He/him | Bi disaster - Where all my reblogs reside - Picrew by @makowka

[butch--dan]

tv from the mid 2000s was so good. if you can look past the everything

[symfysen]

boops and pointed fingers and weird vibes

[derpycatsu]

yep. more grace

[valeriapryanikova]

hope has blood on her hands

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[inkthecryptid]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

[inkthecryptid]

[thebrainisnaturesnotepad]

let’s take ibuprofen together

[hummingkittis]

𐙚 Let's take naproxen sodium together y'all.

[cremsie]

I love him your honor....

[goomyloid]

it's Girl from Videogame

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[veil-of-exordia]

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[areallycoolanduniqueusername]

please explain how this is four words and not 13

[pukicho]

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

[noctude]

carbon monoxide

[feefal]

Oyster mermaid~

[feefal]

ah fuck, so sorry ma’am-

[caesarsaladinn]

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

[caesarsaladinn]

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

[aplpaca]

muppetness of said offspring

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[tall]

[targetedknowledge]