The Natural

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dustinrhodes: Have you ever wanted to know what it is like to be cremated? Come live in Texas and you'll know how it feels.

[limelightgumuchian]

He is a Beast, though, so that name is super fitting for him. I feel like he's gonna reach the point he has so many names and titles, you'll be out of breath trying to say it all at once. What a cool dude. I know I ain't coming close to his legacy.

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His full work name is insane. I hate saying it. He'll forever be my Beastie Boy. I don't have time giving him his formal all the titles he has. We've run out of room in the ribbon room. I have had to reorganize my belts and stuff to make room for his ribbons.

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dustinrhodes: Not that anyone cares because I only ever talk about either my dogs or my career. But my boy Beast is home and he's besties with Capone and I love it.

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[limelightgumuchian]

Are you for real? That's so fucking cool. He's a legend. I wanna be as cool as him one day.

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Yeah! He has a full title too with all the awards he won. But we call him Beast. You are a legend! You are a dope ass writer. You won't ever be Beast-level cool, though, sorry.

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@limelightgumuchian

Did you know Beasts full name is Odysseus the Faithful? He just won his 15th best in show today!

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Fifteenth best in show for my boy today!

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dustinrhodestx just posted:

Another year without you, and this never gets easier. I love you to the moon and back. I know we didn't always get along, but fuck. I knew you wanted me to do better. I knew you wanted me to be better. I love you and miss you. Wish you coulda see Cody...you'd be so proud of him. Maybe you woulda yelled at Dylan and Dalton the same way you yelled at Cody and me. Love you, Dad. Happy Father's Day.

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[dakotajchnson]

The fact that your biggest concern is your wife getting ideas is making me laugh way more than it should. I feel like that's a very valid reason to avoid the movie altogether. And trust me, I don't think you're missing out on some vital cultural education by skipping it. You've made it this far. I have a feeling your ids probably keep you younger than you want to admit. Even if half the time you're standing there wondering what they're talking about. That's basically my experience with anyone under twenty five these days.

[dxstinrxnnels]

It really is. If you ever meet her, you'd totally understand why I worry. And why I'm grateful neither of us can have more children. They do! Its insanity! Even my nephews Dalton and Dlyan will show me things, and I'm like, huh? Half the time I have to ask my kiddo what things mean because that way it's less embarrassing...

[kingmaliks]

mate, i don't know why people do that. it's like they see a picture of someone you've been associated with at any point in your life and suddenly feel this overwhelming need to make sure you've seen it. like, thank you? i was there. i know what my ex looks like. people on the internet are weird. i think half the time they're just trying to get a reaction out of you.

[dxstinrxnnels]

Exactly! Thank you. Pretty sure I know what my ex is like..and who she is as a person and why our marriage dissolved. Thanks, captains, really clearly aware. I swear they do, and it's frustrating because this woman rides the coattails of my family name.

[dxstinrxnnels]

I am sorry I'm fifty years old I don't wanna watch a movie with BDSM in it haha. We watched the Materialists it was freaking amazing.

[dakotajchnson]

You know what? That's completely fair. At fifty, you've earned the right to be selective about what you spend two hours watching. And I'm so glad you liked Materialists! I loved making that movie. Plus, if the choice was between Materialists and Fifty Shades, I think we can both agree you made the right call.

[dxstinrxnnels]

I'm sorry! At fifty-seven years of age, I don't have time to be learning what you youngins enjoy. I barely understand half the stuff my Academy kids show me during workouts at my school. I don't have time to learn new things...and knowing my wife? I'm not so sure I wanna give her ideas. Well, glad you enjoyed it because it's been wonderful to watch it!

[dxstinrxnnels]

Exactly, it isn't something that I totally would like to remember. I get people are always gonna remember us as a duo, but at this point? She just uses my last name for clout, and it's a real pain in the ass. Some people just don't get it. But oh well. I'm nearly sixty years old I don't got time for drama like this. I'd much rather focus on my dogs, my career and my grandchildren.

[nicholasjoncs]

Oh, war flashbacks... yeah. The worst part is that it's happened to me with exes I was with when I was in my teens, early teens, mind you. People will somehow dig up a photo from a lifetime ago and act like they're delivering breaking news. Like, yes, thank you, I am aware of this person. We actually knew each other, we dated, we broke up, it's been years. I feel like that's one of the most cruel things someone can do... like, just move on, I did... why don't they?

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Specifically, with my ex, we ended on bad terms because I was on drugs most of the time during the tail end of our relationship. This caused a strain with Dakota, my daughter, and for the longest time, Terri refused to let me see Dakota. So for me, it dredges up memories of my past and makes me feel so fucking awful and reminds me of things I don't need. So yeah. It's the shit. And I don't get why people think I give a fuck?

[dxstinrxnnels]

So I have a daughter with my ex-wife, Terri. For those of you who know restling Terri was Goldust's manager Marlena. Anyways my daughter the one we share posted photos of her mother and tell me...tell me the fuck why people keep tagging me in photos of my ex? Has that ever happened to anyone else? Like fans or whoever will tag you in comments and be like LOOK. @limelightblvdstarters