not ana.

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DakotaJohnson: trust me to give myself third degree burns on my fingers trying to bake. #notdomestic #sorryboys #stayouttathekitchen

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Downtown LA | Date Auction

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nicotortorell-a:

“You think that my Hugh Grant style blow jobs are only fifty bucks?” he said, pulling back from the hug slightly to look at her. “Yeah… that sounds about right,” he concluded with a slight chuckle. “However, do I get the Julia Roberts style shopping spree? I could really go for a big floppy hat,” Nico joked, laughing softly. He gasped in pretend despair when she shot him in the chest. “Did you… did you just shoot me?” he asked, touching the green paint on his chest. “I can’t say I ever have,” he took the gun from her. “But you want me to be Sandra Bullock now? I think I was better at being Julia Roberts,” he said, pulling the water gun up and shooting her in the stomach. “That was payback.”

“Oh shit,” she hummed, “I thought I was on a cheap date... fuck, do I have to hit up an ATM on the way home?” Dakota laughed when he touched the paint, her brows raising playfully, “I did, I did just shoot you. It’s on now. We’re mortal enemies. Mortal enemies who are now officially going to dance, get dirty and sweat until they pass out -- you game?” When he mentioned being Sandra Bullock or Julia Roberts, Dakota pat him on the shoulder and hummed close to his ear, “Babe, you can be who ever you want to be.” Grabbing his hand, she laughed as he pained her stomach, tugging him toward the thumping music. 

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“kiss me”

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DakotaJohnson: life hurts. #concretewallskeepjumpingoutatme

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[Text Nico] Honestly same. Why weren't we vegging together?

[text] You’re too cool for me with your podcasts and your photoshoots

[text] My yoga pants not good enough for you? ;) 

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Dakota Johnson at Elton John’s 70th Birthday Party in Gucci.

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[text - Nico] I miss you.

[text] Well hey there… you do? I’ve just sort of been a vegetable lately, you’re not really missing anything 

[text] but for the record, I miss you too

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Date someone you can have rough sex and deep conversations with whether it be at 2 am or 2 pm.

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dakota making this face 😬

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shanvan: @DakotaJohnson Not it, THEY. There are two of them. They're twins and literally in twenty minutes managed to shred three pillows, play tug-o-war and rip a blanket and rip the zipper off of my gym bag and pull every last thing out of it so they had somewhere to hide.

DakotaJohnson: @shanvan dude... you're totally a glutton for punishment. That's ridic, you poor thing

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shanvan: Lesson learned the hard way #482: Puppies chew EVERYTHING.

DakotaJohnson: Dude @shanvan e v e r y t h i n g . what'd it destroy ?

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DakotaJohnson: gonna go throw up mmmkay?