Alice Dyer‼️

….this was the thing Gwen was so scared of? He looks like hed squeak like a bloody dog toy if Ihugged him.

alice-bloody-dyer

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! how does it feel to live in a new wild and untamed era

Feels bloody wild, mate. Happy new year :)

And to think this was a whole year ago. Hm. Time doesn't feel real in this goddamn office.

-Gwen B.

I told you gwen, time isn’t real. This js proves I’m always right

Someone just told me I can star in Annie because I’m a ginger orphan.

Well, yeah, I am a ginger orphan, but I’m in my early thirties and I don’t live with ms hannigan, and I don’t break out into song randomly. You will not find me walking around going “the sun’ll come out tomorrow…”

Costume.

I overheard Celia brainstorming what she wanted to dress Jack as when Halloween eventually comes around. Then she asked me what I would wear for my costume.

Ridiculous question. Why would I have a Halloween costume? I haven't celebrated Halloween in years and years. I don't even know what I'd be. What do you think I'd be? Not that I plan to dress up. Just out of curiosity.

-Gwen B.

Gwen you don’t need to dress up, any kid looking at your face will burst out into tears and require a lifetime of therapy.

Great. Thanks for that hilarious retort. I know you've been brewing up that one for months.

-Gwen B.

God, someone can’t appreciate a brilliant joke.

Costume.

I overheard Celia brainstorming what she wanted to dress Jack as when Halloween eventually comes around. Then she asked me what I would wear for my costume.

Ridiculous question. Why would I have a Halloween costume? I haven't celebrated Halloween in years and years. I don't even know what I'd be. What do you think I'd be? Not that I plan to dress up. Just out of curiosity.

-Gwen B.

Gwen you don’t need to dress up, any kid looking at your face will burst out into tears and require a lifetime of therapy.

Gwens in a mood today, fucking hell.

Alice-

I am not in a mood. You are just sensitive. Also, I would appreciate you not using such language, as this is a public account I presume and the O.I.A.R already have a bad enough reputation with some.

-Gwendolyn.b

Whatever you say, mardy bitch

Excuse you? What did I say about language Alice.

I don’t really care tbh I’m too sober to deal with your shit rn

Get back to your caseload Alice. Instead of messing around on this ‘tumbling’ app.

Fine but don’t expect me to do a decent job on it

Gwens in a mood today, fucking hell.

Alice-

I am not in a mood. You are just sensitive. Also, I would appreciate you not using such language, as this is a public account I presume and the O.I.A.R already have a bad enough reputation with some.

-Gwendolyn.b

Whatever you say, mardy bitch

Excuse you? What did I say about language Alice.

I don’t really care tbh I’m too sober to deal with your shit rn

Gwens in a mood today, fucking hell.

Alice-

I am not in a mood. You are just sensitive. Also, I would appreciate you not using such language, as this is a public account I presume and the O.I.A.R already have a bad enough reputation with some.

-Gwendolyn.b