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J // 21 // they/them // UK D&D memes for the soul Main - @rats-wizard

[batcavescolony]

the difference between Haymitch and Katniss's narration is so funny. Haymitch would give us everyone's social security number if he knew them, while Katniss wouldn't even tell us her mom's name.

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

thinking about the time they sent me a seven year old autistic patient to investigate if he was suffering abuse because in every psychological test he kept drawing awful monsters

and I start the consultation already miserable as fuck and I give the kid some pen and paper so I can maybe communicate and see what's on his mind

and then I go WAIT A GODDAMN SECOND I KNOW THOSE MONSTERS

turns out the kid just had a special interest in Five Nights at Freddy's

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

I pointed at the monster and went "That's Freddy!" and I've never seen a kid that ecstatic in my life

the mom looked at me as if her son and I belonged at the same satanic cult and that's why I knew the names of the demons in his head

I wrote back to psychologist like "I'm not sure how to explain this but looking up five nights at freddys might bring you progress with this patient"

[spookybuttons-deactivated202101]

at some point the nurses realized the autistic children and I were like, Really Vibing

so they decided to highkey just appoint all of them to my day and it took me almost a month to realize that the fact that I kept arriving and finding that all of today’s appointments were autistic children was Not A Coincidence 

anyway this one time there was a kid who was really into christianity but it was like, specifically angels 

so I’m trying to start up a conversation with him and I ask what he’s reading and he goes “do you know what a nephilim is”

and like for one hellish second my soul is suckerpunched out of my body and thrown straight into supernatural-fanfic-on-wattpad hell, and then I reassume control of my flesh prison, ignoring the mental edits of Dean and Castiel making out, and go “Aren’t those the guys who are half human and half angel?”

and the kid was so fucking happy but the mom was staring at me like ‘why are you privy to this bit of occult jesus lore’

and my heathen lesbian of a self just looks at her and goes 

“i love bible”

[xain-russell]

It’s almost like taking an invested interest in what your children enjoy will help you understand them.

[wildflower182]

that addition might be the most savage call out i’ve ever seen

[officialgleamstar]

character playlists always should have the following:

song that is pretty accurate to the character’s story

song that doesn’t fit the character at all but i was thinking about them while listening to it on loop

song that has one or two lines accurate to the character’s story

song that just kind of is the character’s vibe

song that i desperately wish they would listen to because i personally like it

song that fits the character so well that it’s scary

unsure why this song is in the playlist but it’s so ingrained in my mind as 'part of the playlist' that it would feel weird to remove it

[crypty]

Bubblegum Bitch by MARINA

[dykes-for-dnd]

I was just asking my friends some questions about their characters…

[dykes-for-dnd]

Today on “things as a DM I didn’t think I’d say”

[dykes-for-dnd]

Dnd update: my character learnt what taxes are shortly followed by tax evasion

[dykes-for-dnd]

Bestie stop calling me out in the tags

[dykes-for-dnd]

Dnd update: my character learnt what taxes are shortly followed by tax evasion

[dykes-for-dnd]

What I love about running this blog is when y’all put stuff abt ur games in the tags. Like I have no context for what’s happening but it always makes me laugh. Sat in my room like:

“Oh shit someone has commit war crimes?”

“Damn Leonelle really had it coming to em”

“This DM is so evil I love that for them”

[dykes-for-dnd]

Tried my hand at creating a race for my new character…

Personally I think I should write for dnd beyond

[heretic-chocolate]

My Players: Is there any STRAIGHT character???

Me, the DM:

[dykes-for-dnd]

Here to bless you with another quote from a dnd session:

Aarakocra Warlock, to another character: don’t worry, she insulted me yesterday too

Elf Ranger: what? How did I insult you?

Aarakocra Warlock: YOU ASKED ME IF I LIVED IN A NEST

[dykes-for-dnd]

Out of curiosity, is there a bard in your party? (asking in reference for your Shadow Dragon and Careless Whispers post)

There is not skfhjs which I think is what made it so much funnier. A few of us were going “WE DO NOT WANT TO SEDUCE THE DRAGON!!”

[dykes-for-dnd]

It’s my birthday on Sunday and the only reason I’m looking forward to it is bc I get to play dnd again

[dykes-for-dnd]

I feel like I need to share this beautiful moment I had in dnd today.

So we play on discord, and our DM is getting us ready for a fight with a Shadow Dragon.

He sets the scene.

Rhythm bot enters the chat.

Careless Whispers by George Michael starts playing

[dykes-for-dnd]

Thinking about how non dnd players would react if I told them that in my session today, my character (who is a bird) had to explain depth perception to a princess and that the whole party decided that all damage against enemies would be centred at the dick for no reason other that “hehehe funny”

It birthed the quote "I can't cast Toll the Dead at a penis... unless it has a brain in there"

[dnd-homebrew5e]

My entire personality consists of three things. Being Relentlessly Gay™ , D&D, and complaining about being tired.

[jouster-ari]

[dykes-for-dnd]

12 what color would they paint their room? would there be a design on the ceiling?

They’d probably pain it a darkish green like this but probably only on one wall with the others white or cream. They’re very simplistic so no designs on the ceiling