[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Depends on who’s asking

[jabbuki]

[performance-sofa-deactivated201]

He looks reliable, I feel safe

[onlytwitterpics]

[cult-of-jimbles]

*steals my vitamin water*

[singtotheskiies]

more espresso, less depresso 

[newkate]

Random fact: In 1928 a visionary Russian poet Vladimir Mayakovsky visited Paris for the first time and wrote a poem about the slutty, slutty time he had there, ending with:

“My dick, like a mythical tale,

Has been passed from mouth to mouth.”

[weheartfandom]

me @ me

[setheverman]

when you graduate and think you’re prepared for the real world

[shiftingsparrow]

For what possible reason does this image exist????

[setheverman]

for when you graduate and think you’re prepared for the real world

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me:

[vecherion]

[mastergir]

the fucking slapping noise is incredible

[drkarayua]

This is unsettling.

[commiehilfiger]

the new jurassic world looks wild 

[yourecutesoi]

this is so fucking funny omg

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

[hellenhighwater]

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

[toontwink]

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

[friendly-animals]

[scoretheearth]

Not a morning person.

[citizenblue]

legs for daaayys

[welcometoheck]

[nmpositive]

Who you calling a long-neck bitch?

[tobehumanspeed]