What the fuck is even happening

Black American, cis, bi, she/her. Disclaimer, kids; I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

Don’t settle for average. Bring your best to the moment. Then, whether it fails or succeeds, at least you know you gave all your all. We need to live the best that’s in us.

— ANGELA BASSETT

[rabonito]

ARGENTINA WHORE SUNDAY

[anexperimentallife]

[anonymoustypewriter]

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

[musicalhell]

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

[official-lucifers-child]

use the phrase “higgilty piggilty”

[ommanyte]

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

[memeuplift]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ouijamoon]

[rapicho]

ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

[f1-stuff]

Dutch GP '22 // Battle on the Beach

or: the time Carlos couldn't name 3 things he likes about Charles...

[dynamic-ideation]

Uhh...I ship it?

[hotvampireadjacent]

No fucking way. I have been informed this isn’t an edit

[trans-mortarion]

this is a joke right? this is photoshopped. it looks so fucking goofy there’s no way this actually appeared in a serious high-budget movie, right?

[hotvampireadjacent]

The only way for me to prove this isn’t a joke is to watch it myself and I refuse to do that. I simply have it on good authority it is real.

[dynamic-ideation]

Yeah, nah to this bullshit.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

losing my mind over this

[hjartasalt]

Uploading here too cause it's wholesome

[hjartasalt]

So glad I'm finally getting the recognition I deserve

[hjartasalt]

Officially adding "tumblr celebrity" to my resume

[natalieironside]

We need to talk about Phil and Lil's mom from Rugrats

[pixel-perfectprincess]

In a she's a lesbian MILF way right?

[natalieironside]

[glitchypixie]

These are truly the queerest characters I’ve ever seen

[dont-be-tumb]

[beardedmrbean]

Amen to that little dude

[lucasnator4]

When food so good you see god

[beardedmrbean]

Transcendent in my tummy

[stellabat]

that bad sensory moment when you’re trying to do something that requires a lot of focus and the people around you are talking loudly and you’re just sitting there like $&@&&@@^%#%^%***++*%%#%^*+%%%

[stanningsos]

I can only explain this in cat memes

[caats]

What a cutie, I love ginger cats! ♡

[thenatsdorf]

Meet Puddin (via)