🇵🇱 He/Him. Born early 2001. Reject, weirdo, fuckup, overall guy failure. Lonely and sad AF. Current hyperfixation: Murder Drones (obvs); RP alt @martinlocke-md
Note: Profile pic's from my dronesona sheet, made by the wonderful https://mohzaets.straw.page/ , be sure to check her out!
What's crackalakin, big smackin'? Eh, that sucked. Anyway, hello! I go by Dynamo300, or Dynamo. (before you ask, it's taken from a level from the Bionicle Heroes game for PC). Born early 2000s Polish dude, male since birth, hetero-romantic and mostly heterosexual (not a clue how else do describe it :/ ) Pronouns: He/Him
Now, life has taught me that the best pronouns for you, dear reader, to use for me is " "/" " by which i mean you shouldn't interact with me :| Why? Not a clue! But that's the way it's almost always worked, so there clearly must be something REALLY wrong with me. Unfortunately, no one ever bothers to actually tell me so i'm at a loss :/ IF you decide to actually talk to me, thank you! Means a lot to me.
So, what kind of person even am I?
Melancholic and pessimistic by nature. Lonely and dejected, awful at starting conversation and basically incapable of making friends, all the friendly relations i've somehow managed to retain as of few years ago are ones i seem to have bumbled into. Diagnosed depression and an anxiety disorder. Near regular mental breakdowns, emotionally volatile at times, very stubborn. Actually stupid. Clingy. A yapper that hadn't had enough people to yap to for uh… well, my life. Love reactionary jokes, as well as wordplay and infantile humor. I do my best if i care about someone, though that usually doesn't go particularly well as i'm very unlucky and clumsy. Basically incapale of reading social ques, unaware and not willing to adhere to unspoken rules. Don't get nor use suggestions are allusions. IF you want something told, you SAY IT.
Other facts:
forklift certified ( B-) ); cat lover and owner of 2; Leftist; death to the rich, flippers, scalpers, and those who speculate using housing; non-patriot; scared of dogs; meat lover, would love to try out bear, horse, snake, kangaroo, and more.
Linux user on a Thinkpad T480
Zero tolerance policy against AI! Some battles are worth losing!
Interests: books, video games, fanfiction, murder drones, cats, painting (occasionally), listening to music, writing fanfiction!
Favorite animals: house cats, cheetahs, snow leopards, foxes, red pandas, tawny owls, the corvidae family of birds (i know absolutely nothing about them, but they sure are cool)
Music artists i listen to
3FORCE, Alestorm, Angus McSix, Any Given Sin, Battlejuice, Beast In Black, Bullet for my Valentine, Carpenter Brut [DROPPED BEFORE "LEATHER TEMPLE" DUE TO AI USAGE IN A MUSIC VIDEO], Dance with the Dead, Disturbed, Emigrate, Feuerschwanz, FEX, Firewind, FM-84, Fury Weekend, Garth Knight, Glory Hammer, HEALTH, Lazerhawk, Lord of the Lost, Mega Drive, Perturbator, Powerwolf, Sabaton, Seether, Shadow Academy, Skillet, System of a Down, Volbeat, Wind Rose (first 4 albums, since they used ai for the cover art of their 5th), Within Temptation
Music genres i cannot stand
hip hop, reggae, post-2000 pop, breakcore (the amen break sample makes me seethe), slowed down or sped up songs (badly made ones anyway)
My Favourite Videogames
Brigador, Bulletstorm, Cyberpunk 2077, Deadppol, Wolfenstein (2009), F.E.A.R., Far Cry 2, ION Fury, Max Payne 3, Call o Juarez: Gunslinger, Prey (2016), Serious Sam the First Encounter, Serious Sam the Second Encounter, Sniper Elite 3, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl, SteamWorld Dig, SteamWorld Dig 2, TURBO OVERKILL, Worms 3D, Bionicle Heroes, Bejeweled 2, Bejeweled 3, Zuma Deluxe, Zuma's Revenge, Luxor (series), Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, AMID EVIL, Left 4 Dead 2, My Friend Pedro, Need For Speed: Most Wanted (2005), Orcs Must Die!, Orcs Must Die! 2, Quake 4, Rainbow Six Vegas 2,Spec Ops: The Line, Starcraft 2, Timeshift, Yakuza 0, Yakuza Kiwami 1, Yakuza 4,Vanquish, Doom Eternal, Far Cry 3, Hotline Miami, Hotline Miami 2, Painkiller: Black Edition, Sunset Overdrive, Zombie Army Trilogy, Deep Rock Galactic, FUMES, Dread Templar, DUSK, Fallout New Vegas, Quake III Arena,
Fave colors :3
aquamarine, orange, violet
Other stuff i like
Bionicle, TwoKinds, SFW Furry arts, SFW Mal0 / SCP 1471-a, gemstones and decorative stones (not knowledgeble, i just enjoy looking at them), hammers, cool looking pins, breaking stuff, hugs, robots/androids/drones
MY FANFICS!!!!!!!!!
Synergy of Flesh and Metal
Two out of three is an acceptable outcome
The friend from my phone!
The Doormans' favorite human
"Though we only met briefly..." [a sequel oneshot to SFM]
I thought your spirit unbreakable... [an AU of a different AU i plan to write, one called "Boilover"]
IMPORTANT POSTS!!!
My dronesona!
The OC Masterlist!
"Synergy of Flesh and Metal" - Masterpost!
Drones and Humans: Guidance from a Lost Race AU - MASTER POST [WIP]
So, in the new "Meet J" special, J's drawing of herself and the Trio as DD baby pods, with V already looking like her crazy post-manor self, clearly isn't accurate to their real backstory at the manor as zombie drones, which makes me wonder...
Is this drawing a sign that J, although well-aware that she's secretly working for SolverCyn, has GENUINELY had her memories of Tessa and the manor erased? Is that why she never mentions Tessa again as a DD? Is that what SolverCyn meant about her being a brainwashed halfwit in the merch video way back when?
Actually so sad seeing how J spent so much time making a detailed realistic sunrise over a city skyline in her corner window office space. Seeing how talented she is and dedicating that talent to an illusion of being a higher up and feeling the rising sun on her face every morning.
But any chance of that was stripped away from her, she can't even see or feel the sun's warmth anymore and she misses it so badly.
Uzi: On second thought not all humans are bad. She actually cute. She could be the love of my life. Watch Anime and Tokusatsu with her. Read fanfics and play games with her. Build crazy stuff with her. Confess my feelings for her. Date her, do a first time make love, Propose to her, marry her, have kids with kids, grow old with her, being buried with her, become stars with her.
Ok I'm starting a tag game: make yourself in this picrew + one song you've been listening to a lot lately + the most recent animal you saw outside + tag 4 ppl. Ok go
Song: The Most Wanted Person In The United States - 100 gecs
Animal: bunny :]
Tagging: @lhurluberlu-hululant @dagothurgent @andietries @agnosticblowjob if you want!!
I didn’t get tagged but I love games so I’m doing this sorry
+ added ears and tail for self indulgence, also couldn’t find a hair color that actually matched mine so I used goal hair color. my favorite color is orange I love orange
song: uhhhh “an idle brain invites the devil in” that TikTok one
Uzi: On second thought not all humans are bad. She actually cute. She could be the love of my life. Watch Anime and Tokusatsu with her. Read fanfics and play games with her. Build crazy stuff with her. Confess my feelings for her. Date her, do a first time make love, Propose to her, marry her, have kids with kids, grow old with her, being buried with her, become stars with her.
