mother of kittens

Hi, I'm awkward and I usual go by Ellie. I am 23 year old nerdburger and I graduated from Kent State University. (HOLLA KSUMGF) I have way too many fandoms and thus way too many feels. Past urls: doyouwant-tobuild-a-snowman & soldiereverdeen

[ariamanna]

red foxes at the zao fox village in japan

[assblaster3000]

@1-800-666-slut @floweryafro

[dalymccord]

James and Sylvia

[patrik-star]

that looks like the toilet plunger i threw out yesterday

that aint no toilet plunger that heres an antique its a umm a errm a 17th century souffle you see

man was i using mine wrong, how much?

5 bucks

i only got 7

DEAL!

patrick star you are one smart shopper

[gracerocky]

Sophie Turner for Celebs Explain Netflix & Chill On The Emmys Red Carpet

[saywhatnow07]

FUCKING NASA

I’m fucking pissing myself. You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs? Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter. You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

[latiox]

[iiping]

bg ref (x)

[geniusbee]

And it’s stronger than you~

[latelycravingmore]

I don’t know where I’m gonna be five years from now, but I pray to god it’s somewhere with a beautiful view and beside you.

I can’t stop writing about you (EY)

[falsedetective]

my grandparents have to lock their car doors when they go to sunday mass because people have been breaking in to unlocked cars and leaving entire piles of zucchini

[falsedetective]

i feel like i should’ve added more context when i posted this. my grandparents live in a rural area where farmers and casual gardeners alike are, at this point in the year, suddenly being hit with unexpectedly abundant zucchini crops. there aren’t just some random vandals leaving zucchinis in people’s cars for the hell of it, this is the work of some very exasperated, probably very elderly, folks who have more zucchini than they know what to do with

[sharpayevons-deactivated2015030]

“At least you love me.” I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

[clicheheartache-deactivated2020]

yo rough sex and cute dinner dates is what i like

[tobias-14]

[dyrewolvesofstark-blog]

godboi:

Me: I hate corny shit

*sees something corny*

Me: *blushing* I….hate…corny..shit…

[sixpenceee]

Views of the Hidden Beach, located on the Marieta Islands in Peurto Vallarta.  This secluded paradise, with its sandy beaches and crystal clear warm water, is believed to have formed decades ago when it was used as target practice by the Mexican Government in the early 1900s. (Source)

[totalparksandrec]

[dearestjily]

Alright so we all know that during an advanced potions cause at Hogwarts the students learn about Amortenia. Slughorn had decided that his potions prodigy, Lily Evans would be sure to help out James Potter, who was only taking potions because it was mandatory for an auror. So here we have Lily Evans and James Potter leaning over a finished cauldron of amortenia togethor.

“I can’t smell a damn thing!” - James

“Impossible! I’m 110% sure I got this right.” - Lily

“Well obviously not.” - James

“Well perhaps I could actually to smell something if you didn’t use buckets of conditioner this morning.” - Lily

“I wouldn’t be one to talk, the amount of rose perfume you are wearing is giving me an asthma attack.” - James

They continue like this for ages and the class slowly loses their shit.

That is until Lily realised that she ran out of her rose perfume last week and that James hadn’t showered that morning since Sirius was hogging the bathroom.

[hpimaginethat]

This. tHIS. THIS RigHt hERe. GOOD SHIT. tHATS SOmE gOoD sHIt. Bless this post and its creator