A Mess

I say 'fight me' a lot for someone who's only 5'5" 18+, please She/Her/Hers

[memecucker]

[vegasgrandprix]

I knew the Penske family was involved in everything but I didn’t realize how bad it was….

[anandrettisimp]

All that effort and Tim Cindric is still Roger’s favourite son.

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

…and the vet was like, “You know the thing with geriatric cats is—” and I was like, “What do you mean, geriatric?! It’s a little baby, look at her!" Kumail Nanjiani: Night Thoughts (2025)

[rylandsgrace]

[coredrill]

“project hail mary (2026) using an orange-yellow-blue color palette in the majority of its lighting, set design, and wardrobe (except for the detour to the green planet with a purple aurora) is an intentional choice potentially based on the colors of the aroace (and aro and ace) flag(s) which may have been made in part because someone on the production staff realized that a story about a guy whose life is considered lesser explicitly because his relationships do not follow an amatonormative hierarchy, structured specifically to show that it is NOT romance which brings out the best in him but the love of/for a friend who similarly forgoes amatonormative expectations, and who is shown to be happy and fulfilled at the end for that very reason might be extremely resonant with aroaces” is a sentence which makes you sound like an insane person until you realize that project hail mary (2026) is a lord & miller production and those are the same guys who did this

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[ninthdoctorr]

david tennant's acting choices in utopia haunt me

[ninthdoctorr]

glad to see i'm not the only one

[as-old-roads]

does your pet give a fuck when you get home

my pet gives too much of a fuck, we have to manage it

my pet *really* gives a fuck, but it's not really a problem

my pet is chill about it, my pet says sup like a roommate

my pet does not give a care!

nuance button

no pets

Voting ended onMay 19

u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish. my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn't even bother leaving her (open) crate to say hey

[yesornopolls]

Have you experienced a natural disaster that made world news?

Have you experienced a natural disaster that made world news?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 16

[lellabellas]

simon on sky f1: great race if you're a neutral for the championship

jenson button, vibrating with lust: YES INCREDIBLE RACE FOR LANDO, WHAT A PERFORMANCE, A CHAMPION DRIVE

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (x)

[alientitty]

💀

[spazzbot]

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song



[wine-dark-sky]

I was so scared they were heading for a romance subplot but congrats to Project Hail Mary for going for the far funnier option of 'Trolley Operator' and 'Guy She Is Actively Tying To The Tracks'. What a dynamic. Movie of the year.

[pliablehead]

'you can smoke whatever drugs you want idgaf' and 'apartment building etiquette is such that i should not be able to instantly smell your rank-ass weed stank through our shared wall' are two sentiments that can both be true

[wanderleave]

baran: i respect your opinion, robby

me: who the fuck wrote this

[astrotheyge]

Listen. I got to meet you. I got to do all this amazing stuff. I'm good. I made peace with it.