Eat The Rats

Dys, Nosferatu, they/them dysblog.tumblr.com/about

[dysblog]

How do you feel about the Sabbat

how do people feel about monsters

[dysblog]

How do you feel about the Anarchs

((Bonus mun answer: Sometimes I have an answer to a question but then have to go "they would not say this" about my own blorbo because it would require an ounce of self awareness Dys does not have.

The Anarchs are largely just all Dys has known. They were embraced as an Anarch and aren't that old in Kindred terms. The Camarilla have always just been those neighbors across the street we all hate. Truth be told, if some day the Camarilla won and took the Anarch territory, Dys would switch sides and be just fine.))

[dysblog]

How do you feel about the Camarilla

you ever have that one neighbor who always makes a show of how much nicer their car is and how neatly their hedges are trimmed and how upstanding their family is? and you know her life's not that perfect, she's not better than you, there's gotta be something nasty beneath the shiny paint, no one's cookies are that good naturally deborah-

ahem. the camarilla are like that

[dysblog]

How do you feel about the Anarchs?

most nights we all just do our own thing aside from the occasional favor for a favor or big community organizing like the sabbat invasion. we dont have to ask "how high" every time someone says jump.

[dysblog]

How do you feel about Patches

>:( why are yall like this

[dysblog]

How do you feel about Patches?

oh sure its all "snitches get stiches" and "ew, a gross sewer rat!" but the minute he does a trick everyone goes "aw what a cute widdle rat! let me cuddle him and take him everywhere and tell him all my secrets!"

disgusting

[dysblog]

How do you feel about the new Toreador Primogen (Michael DuPonte)?

oh that cammy toreador! why didnt you just say so?

snobby and rude. great representative if youre looking to represent the worst of the cammy toreador

[the-write-ideas]

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?" Can be an idea, person(s), place, or thing, and they'll have to answer honestly.

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[the-road-from-calvary]

Please. He is not that bad.

[russellpenderschloss]

[dysblog]

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[the-road-from-calvary]

I did spend a fair amount of time working with him, Mx Dys, Mr Penderschloss.

[dysblog]

you have my sympathies

[russellpenderschloss]

wow of all the roses you went with that one. was he the only one with enough experience in being an obnoxious piece of shit? whats the resume like?

proficient in microsoft, excel and being an asshat.

[midnight-blue-blood]

In fairness, it isn't Primogen Duponte you should concern yourself with. That effort is better spent on who will replace him as your contact with the Tower.

I heard the Prince's childe is pushing for placement in that coterie, among others. Quilla may have the standing to outplay her. There is also that Caitiff boy, Fox.

[russellpenderschloss]

i feel like anyone is better than that guy. i understand that my clan is full of The Most Annoying Person You'll Ever Meet™ but he really relished the title. Duponte...according to google that means to live near a bridge. First order of business he should take care of is jumping off it.

[midnight-blue-blood]

Personally I was cheering for the current Keeper of Elysium, but alas! I do not have a say in the Toreador clan affairs.

[russellpenderschloss]

oh he...he would have been good. yeah. yup.

[midnight-blue-blood]

What an interesting reaction that I most certainly will not make use of in the future.

[dysblog]

the keeper of elysium at least knows how to use his manners. the other one might as well been raised in a barn

[the-road-from-calvary]

Please. He is not that bad.

[russellpenderschloss]

[dysblog]

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[dysblog]

had a conversation where someone was described as "you know, the toreador". do you have any idea how little that narrows it down in okc??? might as well just say "the pale one with fangs"

[russellpenderschloss]

what...did a clan mate do? what is going on?!?!?

[dysblog]

idk i got so distracted trying to figure out who we were talking about that i missed the rest

its one of the cammies though so i wouldnt worry too much

[dysblog]

had a conversation where someone was described as "you know, the toreador". do you have any idea how little that narrows it down in okc??? might as well just say "the pale one with fangs"

[hg7439976]

Alien pussy cockroach sounds disgusting and horrifying I'm scared should I go home

[midnight-blue-blood]

@dysblog

[dysblog]

theyre only disgusting if youre a coward :)

[hg7439976]

You put bugs in your hole!!!!

[dysblog]

usually not that hole! besides its not like im using my insides for anything else

[hg7439976]

You're putting bugs in your pussy that has got to be weird and unpleasant unless you're into the crawling sensation

[dysblog]

eh after a while you stop noticing it. and then you have a collection of cool friends at all times!

[hg7439976]

Alien pussy cockroach sounds disgusting and horrifying I'm scared should I go home

[midnight-blue-blood]

@dysblog

[dysblog]

theyre only disgusting if youre a coward :)

[hg7439976]

You put bugs in your hole!!!!

[dysblog]

usually not that hole! besides its not like im using my insides for anything else

[hg7439976]

Alien pussy cockroach sounds disgusting and horrifying I'm scared should I go home

[midnight-blue-blood]

@dysblog

[dysblog]

theyre only disgusting if youre a coward :)

[midnight-blue-blood]

Is forcing signor Rhinelander to watch the selection of the next Toreador Primogen sufficient punishment.

[dysblog]

you should also get to pick his outfit