your spooky friend

My name is C.D. Harris, 30. Lazy writer. Scorpio, He/Him, Pan, Urban Witch

[cloevr]

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese

[spidersdaily]

This spider is in hell. This spider is in hell and youre laughing.

[ryttu3k]

#this one KILLS me #like???? #the comedic timing of it all too?? #fly: finally seems exhausted and ready to be bit and eaten #spider: ooh ok maybe? #fly: immediately self-immolates once more #and then the absolute vortex that fly created upon itself?? #spider: please god let me escape let me get away please plase plae- oh I caught a bugge! whee- no no no no NO NO (tags by proton-wobbler)

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[wizardshark]

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

[blappature-executive]

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[c-kiddo]

every ICE agent could die right now and they'd all deserve it

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[moniquill]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[imoanurparentsnames]

me when i see kpop idols

[kristsune]

I want to add "i feel lemony and insane" to my lexicon.

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

[spiny-ant]

Ggoouuuuuh what the fuuuuckkkkk

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[wildspringday]

[bimstown]

[aceynk]

lets evolve hard shells together i love you & also fuck those birds that keep trying to eat our soft and exposed flesh i hate them i really do but maybe together we can change our world

[portraituresque]

Nano Banana : 1998 "artist self-portrait painted from a TV"