your spooky friend

My name is C.D. Harris, 30. Lazy writer. Scorpio, He/Him, Pan, Urban Witch

[jiggerypokery7]

My first post on here!!!!! Have some pussy boob puss in boots fanart

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[tatzelwurming]

whenever i’m stressed about doing something my brain will automatically repeat 2-3 Half Life: Full Life Consequences to itself as a means of motivating (?) me and it doesn’t work and actually only serves to piss me off. but it keeps happening

[tatzelwurming]

least helpful thing to have echoing in your skull while you are apartment hunting

[dizzyghoast]

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[airoehead]

that’s really great man

[e-the-village-cryptid]

seeing this post without the monologue is like seeing a single detached human arm lying on the sidewalk

[magicratfingers]

what if it happens on the 4th of july like can u imagine

[magicratfingers]

i remember hearing thomas jefferson had a rager so big at the white house ppl refused to leave

[theaberrantone]

That was Andrew Jackson. It was is inauguration party. Adams, Jefferson, and Madison, all died after their presidencies.

However, William Henry Harrison, the president with the shortest time in office, died two months after his inauguration because he gave a two hour speech in pouring rain and got pneumonia. And Zachary Taylor died about 16 months into office, possibly because he drank milk that had spoiled in a heatwave.

[magicratfingers]

get milked idiot wait

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[justsomeguycore]

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

[justsomeguycore]

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[meltypen]

help me, doctor!

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[cloevr]

[infectiouspiss]

the only bmi i care about is bagel mmmyummy itsgotcreamcheese