Please ask me about my special boys

Nova~24~fucking your dad in an aroace sorta way 💕 I post about DND Podcasts, prowrestling and my various special boys (ask about them)

[dogpuppy]

[kiskajaw]

[sansevierias]

[knightclubbing]

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[yellowpoet]

Truly one of the sentences of all time. Wetpilled denimmaxer

[mostnormalthing-deactivated2024]

[virtualgirladvance]

[mr-wrestlemania]

Various Serving Shawns I saved for a rainy day.

[infectiouspiss]

2026

FUCK HARD

FUCK FAST

FUCK BADLY

NEVER USE GENERATIVE AI

CREATE JOY

MUSIC ALWAYS

PSPSPSPS AT KITTIES ON THE STREET

YUMMY SOUP

go see the doctor about that thing

BE TRANSGENDER

KISS YOUR FRIENDS

EAT CHEESE

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

THRIVE

[theboyanachr0nism]

better luck next year buddy

[algorithmist]

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

[a-man-for-hire-and-his-archives]

They are same picture, very orange kitty!

[crazykuroneko]

Here's what you really wanted this holiday season: a part two. #InterviewWithTheVampire

[werewolf-transgenderism]

saw this video of a production of the nutcracker that has tony hawk skateboarding in it today. btw.

likely place for tony hawk to be

[cookinguptales]

“Sometimes you just have to say yes to things way outside your comfort zone, especially when your daughter thinks it’s funny,” Hawk wrote on Instagram.

[toshio]

due to personal reasons i’ll be

[ilovetodrinkwater]

LOL but seriously release the hounds

[dragongirlteeth]

I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising

[dragongirlteeth]

I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.

If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible

[artseamoni]

like honey on your tongue...

[xanaxfarts]

[muppetshow2026]

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso