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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
I use this for writing, actually. Explain what I’m doing and what I want to do and the different ways i can get to point B from A, as well as the different problems, amazingly working them out as I explain why I could or couldn’t the different things. I love the Rubber Duck theory.
Former programmer, can confirm. We didn’t have a duck in our office so our other programmer, who I shared a space with, used me as a duck proxy. (For the explaining, not the throwing.)
There was more than one day where I’d casually hear “Hey can you be a duck for a minute?”
aww so cute (PLAY WITH SOUND)
@dyxdee
me: “I can feel it… I feel the existential crisis approaching . Give me something beautiful to think about before it’s too late.”
@dyxdee: “uhhhh…. JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER”
me: “THANK. YOU.”
“It’s not enough, I can feel it coming back…” “Well… uhm… BARBARA PALVIN!”
Truly a nice location @neptuneandwine
speaking of locations: nice car.
I just realized I misquoted myself #shameonme It was Cara!
I mean… if you want to keep going, I’m all in:
Bruh
whoopsie
Oh, my finger slipped
‘scuse me
That’s a low blow
(if you know what I mean)
me: “I can feel it… I feel the existential crisis approaching . Give me something beautiful to think about before it’s too late.”
@dyxdee: “uhhhh…. JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER”
me: “THANK. YOU.”
“It’s not enough, I can feel it coming back…” “Well… uhm… BARBARA PALVIN!”
Truly a nice location @neptuneandwine
speaking of locations: nice car.
I just realized I misquoted myself #shameonme It was Cara!
I mean… if you want to keep going, I’m all in:
Bruh
me: “I can feel it… I feel the existential crisis approaching . Give me something beautiful to think about before it’s too late.”
@dyxdee: “uhhhh…. JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER”
me: “THANK. YOU.”
“It’s not enough, I can feel it coming back…” “Well… uhm… BARBARA PALVIN!”
Truly a nice location @neptuneandwine
speaking of locations: nice car.
I just realized I misquoted myself #shameonme It was Cara!
me: “I can feel it… I feel the existential crisis approaching . Give me something beautiful to think about before it’s too late.”
@dyxdee: “uhhhh…. JAMIE CAMPBELL BOWER”
me: “THANK. YOU.”
“It’s not enough, I can feel it coming back...” “Well... uhm... BARBARA PALVIN!”
Truly a nice location @neptuneandwine
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