another pic from twitter; @space-emos âs emperor comic is the best thing so i drew a little thing for it! I just love the idea of âhoundâ kylo lounging on hux while heâs working.Â
KYLUX PARENT AU IS HERE AND ITS ALL @sathinfectionâs FAULT!!!
alright okay literally hux and kylo use science (NOT MPREG THIS IS SCIENCE) to combine their genes and make adorable force sensitive skywalker babies also hux is already emperor or something THEIR NAMES ARE SHEEVA AND BREXIT HUX and they are human disasters like their fathers before them heres a quick rundown of their personalities and just go through my twitter if you care to learn more about the royal hellspawn
I WANT T O STRESS THAT THIS ENTIRE THING IS BASICALLY A HUGE SHITPOST kylo and hux are awful parents to these spoiled evil twins but by god do they try  im accepting questions about them here and on twitter
The crowd shifted back, watching with a sea of cold, mournful eyes. A figure, swathed in black, cuts through them with ease, and falls to his knees before the coffin. Shoulders slumped, the air grows heavy, and the eaves all around creak with the sound of warping metal. He does not shed a tear as he gazes into nothing before him, his yellow eyes raw. The once bright flowers surrounding the funeral turn brown, wilting away as the air grows heavier. It suddenly becomes hard to breathe as their lifeless husks fall to the floor.
âNobody knows what happened to him after the funeral⊠they say the Emperorâs knight just⊠disappeared.âÂ
Prompt #23 - Biohazard @huxloween
If you prefer to read on AO3, you can find it here.
WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH!
âRen, no!â Hux stands in front of the containment lock, his hands flat against the transparisteel of the door. âCome out of there this instant! This is a direct order, Ren! I demand that you obey!â
âBut I donât answer to you, Generalâ Ren says and keeps working, and it makes Hux unspeakably angry.
That fool.
That kriffing piece of Bantha shit!
How dare he?
Hux half turns and fires a furious look at Lieutenant Borma, who is standing with his back against the wall as if hoping to be swallowed by it. Definitely a preferable outcome for him compared to what Hux will do to him once this mess of a situation is solved. After all it was Bormaâs dimwittery that caused the whole dilemma, by allowing a traitor access to one of the shipâs most critical places, the biohaz lab.
Since Armitage Hux moved into Kylo's home, Ren's life became more exciting. People usually withstand only a week with him. They get scared or irritated and leave. But not Armitage. Armitage was stubborn. He was clearly frustrated with Kylo's presence, with moving furnitures, destroyed electronics or broken cabinets, but he didn't even think about leaving. His cat, Millicent, hated Kylo and it was actually quite normal. Animals usually reacted to him like that, hissing or barking or biting, he got used to it.
This evening Millicent was at Armitage's friend house. Hux was sitting on the sofa and watching some boring movie. Kylo sat down on the chair playing with the jar that was standing on the table. Armitage sighed resigned and turned around.
"Put it down you will break it. It was expensive. If you are bored bring me wine. The one in green bottle." Kylo blinked, he looked at the jar, then turned around confused. There was no one else in the room. "Yes. I am talking to you, moron."
"You... Can see me?"
"Obviously. Usually your kind fucks off when i ignore them. Not you apparently." Kylo opened his mouth and closed them.
"This whole time you... "
" Yeah. Your stupid faces, your dumb games with furnitures, walking around my home naked..." Kylo cleared his throat.
"My home." He corrected Hux. "I can't really fuck off, i am bounded to this place."
"I figured. And i can't leave either. It's the only home i could afford and i am not going back to my father. I prefer ghost roommate over him." Kylo stood up and took wine from the shelf. Hux rolled his eyes "Green bottle." Kylo shrugged and took the right one. He sat down next to Hux.
"Can we watch something else?"
"Yes. Pick something, i don't care." He poured himself whole glass of wine.
"My name is Kylo."
"I know. i talked to the neighbors"
"You did?" Kylo sighed.
"Oh i did. He was such a nice lad, always said hello" he parroted an old lady he talked to "until he shot his father and then himself."
"Yeah... I"
"I don't care." Kylo blinked and looked at him "I would like to have a courage to do the same or even more. I would like him to suffer first." Hux glanced at Kylo "i would want him to know that he is dying and that i am killing him." He pressed his lisp together. Kylo slowly moved closer to Hux and wrapped his arm around him. Usually people found his touch odd but Hux leaned into it. Kylo took a shaky breath, he couldn't recall when was the last time he touched someone. He brushed his finger through Hux's hair and slowly touched his cheek. Armitage was watching as Kylo's hand moved from his face to the neck, then to his chest catching on the buttons of his shirt. He grabbed Kylo's wrist and move his hand away.
"Sorry." Kylo backed off quickly lowering his eyes. Hux didn't answer. They sat in silence for a few minutes, Kylo staring at the TV and Hux drinking wine from his glass. "Sorry." He repeated.
"Oh shut up." He hissed. "You did nothing. It's... Never mind." He stood up and sighed. "Do you want to sleep in the bed with me?" Kylo nodded and followed him. He supported him when Hux shivered and almost tripped. "It's... Nothing." Hux said weakly. But Kylo already knew. He only smiled softly. Neither of them slept that night. They were not even talking, just lying next to each other.
"You should sleep." Kylo said quietly when it was almost morning. Hux glanced at him and closed his eyes. He swallowed and took little, shaky breath. He swallowed again.
"You will be here.?" He asked quietly. Kylo nodded.
"Yes. Don't be scared." Kylo took his hand. "I will be here. As long as you need. I am not going anywhere." Hux nodded and squeezed his eyes shut.
Next day in the evening police found body of Armitage Hux in his own bed. They determined that, the day before, he got off work earlier, dropped his cat to his friend Phasma, saying that he is leaving for a few days, went back home and drunk poison. The case was quickly closed and forgotten.
Only the old lady from the next door sometimes complained about strange noises or lights from the house.
The house became known as the most haunted place in the area.
After all, Kylo promised to stay as long as he is needed but it was Armitage who stayed forever.
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