NoNickNamed

This has become lumity brainrot

[it-was-dead-when-i-found-it]

Now I'm sure that none of us are holding out hope for a *worthy* hypothetical television adaptation of the locked tomb series, but if it DID happen to come about my roommate and I believe we have cracked the code:

First of all, totally animated. We don't trust live action. Second, the style changes depending on the main character...

Season 1: total Arcane vibes. Everything is badass and grounded, JUST like Gideon would tell it. Things get a little weird when the season finale begins switching to Harrow's pov and-

Season 2: full traditional animation, hand-drawn, knights of Guinevere style. It dips disconcertingly into nostalgia as Harrow navigates the Mithraeum, and by the finale (and subsequent total breakdown of Harrow's mind) the animation gets JUST as bizarre and trippy as only traditional animation can get.

Season 3: Muppets. Alecto is the human

[talleryn]

This is such a good take

Idk if you’ve seen Scavengers Reign but I imagine that art style for harrows pov

It’s trippy as hell and disconcerting and gross and full of body horror and I think that style would fit her perfectly

[peterthemet3r]

Deer.....

[frongfriend]

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

[starzdynamo]

I really liked how the collector learned about acceptance and forgiveness and immediately tried to give that to belos and luz was like no sweet summer child that was a great try but this guy in particular actually needs death. and dying

[hippityhoppityyourenowmyproperty]

Another thing about the Titan that I enjoyed was how he's so fundamentally different from Belos's christian idea of god. She's bigender. She's super chill and takes the appearance of a 40 something dad when talking to mortals. That loud, disruptive woman who is bi, commits treason, and refuses to fall in line? Yeah He's been watching her and is a huge fan. She loves bread puns and uses his powers to make magic more accesible for everyone. He trusts a 14 year old girl with the power of god to save the world and defeat the white, straight man who came to colonize his world.

[conceiteddemon]

Sure tomorrow Jesus rose from the dead to save all mankind or whatever it is he did for the christians but TONIGHT Luz rose from the dead to quote her cringe book series and beat the shit out of a puritan once and for all with the help of found family

[soyalexnajera]

YOU KNOW SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET DOWN WHEN THE ANIMATION GETS SO FLUID

[palpietine-1]

I haven't read the Locked Tomb but I just know the girlies at the fandom will be fucking obsessed with Luz's Titan Outfit.

[dzuro123]

I have. We are.

[dzuro123]

Here are my (spoiler free) predictions of the season finale. Let's hope we won't cry too hard.

Yes it's in a form of a bingo card. We gotta go out with some pizzaz.

[dzuro123]

TOH SPOILERS

Ouch. What a way to go

[dzuro123]

Here are my (spoiler free) predictions of the season finale. Let's hope we won't cry too hard.

Yes it's in a form of a bingo card. We gotta go out with some pizzaz.

[yellowraincoat]

The funniest thing to happen in Gideon the Ninth— hands down— is when Harrow thinks Gideon is trying to drown her and just goes with it but then starts thrashing because she realizes it’s a hug and not a murder attempt

Ah,

young love 🥰🥰🥰

[teartra]

Thing Belos should try instead of committing mass genocide, manipulating children, and murdering his nephews:

Be a hairdresser

Be a fashion designer

Be a doll maker

[dzuro123]

Here are my (spoiler free!) predictions for the upcoming episode of The Owl House in form of a bingo card.

Honorable mention that I forgot to include and was lazy to go back and fix it: Hunter still has some type of magic use due to flapjack.

[lyctor]

“said the war crime to the bomb” is a sentence im expecting in alecto the ninth between harrow and gideon

[little-chattes]

Tamsyn Muir really just sat down and wrote a book from the pov of the character least qualified to have any fucking clue about what’s going on and then proceeded to make sure each successive book was written from the perspective of an even less qualified bitch. Like we go from a jock filling in last minute at an international science competition, to a traumatized teenager with a DIY lobotomy trying to keep up with a bunch of 10,000 year old demigods, to a SIX MONTH OLD operating in a TERRORIST CELL. Pray for Alecto y’all, homegirl doesn’t stand a chance in hell of understanding the story she’s in.

[dream-to-be-frog]

i have a lot of thoughts about “first flower of my house” but perhaps the one that makes me want to chew glass the most is the fact that she called gideon a flower on a planet of dead things. we trod you underfoot. you refuse to die. first flower because you are the first thing to truly live on a dying house, where everyone else is either dead or on their way out. you are young and vital and alive.

[heykrashly]

I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

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