[e-l-j97]

Who else makes Chinese food at 7:30 am??

[e-l-j97]

The most perfect thing to go with a cup of coffee is silence.

[e-l-j97]

I, an actual medical professional, lay here silently as my husband asks his brother why their mother’s sodium is low. I should just be a man instead of going to nursing school.

[e-l-j97]

Depressing ass bullshit

Me to own playlist

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

i might be a bit fucked up but i swear i have a good heart 

[semperholm]

[natureloveratheart]

[averagefairy]

guys it turns out if you wanna have fun and be a fun and interesting person you like have to fill your day with fun things and not just rotting in your room …… need a moment to process

[eraserdude6226]

I stand with the freedom loving people defending the Texas border against an illegal immigrant invasion!!

Good advice in 1775 and maybe even better advice in 2024!!

[hobgobknowsbest]

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

[e-l-j97]

Sometimes I take an adderall and think Man, I’m going to get so much done today!! But in reality I just sit calmly and not bother anyone.

[coltonclay]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

[e-l-j97]

Once upon a time my husband, my daughter(16) and I were in the kitchen cooking dinner. I made a comment about needing to lose weight. My husband( a man, with man logic 🙄) said “ why don’t you just go on a diet then”

I said I do all the time, but by the time it’s meal time I forget I’m on a diet.( bc ADHD) and I just eat whatever, then later on I’m like oh shit I wasn’t supposed to eat that.

He was just in disbelief “ How is that possible”

My daughter laughed out loud. 🤣🤣 Bc she’s the same and she knows it’s an actual problem.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[monamoni]

[e-l-j97]

Me: oh no! I’m almost out of lactose free milk for my protein shake!

Also me: brings an entire tub of cottage cheese for extra protein

[e-l-j97]

Just nightshift things: I traded a new dress that didn’t fit for 2 sweet potatoes that I ate for supper( over 2 days).