Ghost of Ea-nasir

I am the ghost of Ea-nasir currently possesing a lowly law student.

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

𒅋 𒌓 𒍪 𒌝 𒊏 𒊏 𒋗 𒌒 𒋾 𒄿 𒆷 𒁴

- Ea-nāṣir probably, 1750 BC

Welcome

I am the ghost of the copper merchant Ea-nāṣir currently possessing a lowly law student to write the tales of my time with some historical context.

I make series content in the form of several part posts detailing events, battles, relics and nations of the Bronze Age, Iron Age and much more. Maybe some fanfic too. I will probably post rapidly interspersed with breaks.

Previous projects:

Battle of Kadesh: Part 1-4 (part 5 is well on its way)

Bronze Age relics: 4 so far

Possible future projects:

The Battle of Megiddo: Series

The Late Bronze Age collapse: Series

Jericho and Ain Ghazal civilisation: Series

Historical theories concerning the flood story: Series

Indus River valley civilisations: Series

Hittite empire: Series

Metanni empire: Series

Mesopotamian city states: series

The Tel-el-Amarna Letters review: 75 part series (5 letters per post) or however long it takes. Probably gonna wing it tbh

The Epic of Gilgamesh review: 10 part series

Ea-nāṣir fan fiction: 3 part series

The state of worldwide civilisation series: Probably for the years 1200 BC, 1500 BC, 1800 BC, 2000 BC, 3000 BC. 4000 BC, 5500 BC, 7000 BC

Probably a series where every dynasty of egypt gets one post detailing it. So like 33 posts...oh my Gilgamesh

*Me writing the most beautiful gay love triangle fanfic between Ea-nāṣir, Abraham from the bible and Hammurabi who were all alive at the same time in the same town look it up.

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Went to a museum recently with an egyptology exhibition and got to see som spells and curses out of the "Book of the Dead" which was a divine spell book belonging to the pharaoh. Just gotta say it's hilarious to me that Egypt was practically a real life magocracy where the nations leader was supposedly the most powerful spellcaster.

I love the Egyptians, like their commitment to the bit of their ruler being a god emperor super wizard is amazing

[occvltswim]

Bust of Queen Tiye, Great Royal Wife of pharaoh Amenhotep III, mother of pharaoh Akhenaten and grandmother of pharaoh Tutankhamun (18th Dynasty)

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Once again proving that despite what the weird notion that everyone got from history class tells you even the non-nubian dynasties of Egypt were usually what people today would consider to be black. Very few of the dynasties of egypt were what people consider to be white and most of those dynasties very quickly became mixed. The misinformation about this has gotta stop.

Also love the Amarna dynasty a favorite of mine

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Just woke up from sleeping infront of my computer! Seems like I posted some stuff by mistake hahaha weird. Woke up with 500 pounds of copper in the trunk of my car and bloodstains on the hood. Also got some letters from the IRS and my bank, got a lot of credit card debt too... guess I sleep walk or something

Historical posts coming soon! Got finals though so we'll see how much I can post!

[arcangelise]

the armarna era of ancient egypt will forever be of interest of me. i love that fucked up family

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Was pretty dead when that happened but lived vicariously through some copper in their palace and what I saw was wild let me tell you. That Akhenaten was weird fr fr

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Hey guys so Ive been using my mortal vessel to buy copper for me to sell and taken something called a "loan" to buy 600 minas of copper (Called it 500 pounds whatever that is). Additionally as I've been making my sales someone called the "IRS" has been harassing me together with a guy called "The Bank". My vessel is complaining that I've put them in "crippling debt" and "ruined their life" pffttt...overdramatic much?

Any tips on getting these assholes off my back I'm not paying them a single fucking shekel.

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Solved it I think! Found this "credit" card in my vessels wallet with infinite money!

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Hey guys so Ive been using my mortal vessel to buy copper for me to sell and taken something called a "loan" to buy 600 minas of copper (Called it 500 pounds whatever that is). Additionally as I've been making my sales someone called the "IRS" has been harassing me together with a guy called "The Bank". My vessel is complaining that I've put them in "crippling debt" and "ruined their life" pffttt...overdramatic much?

Any tips on getting these assholes off my back I'm not paying them a single fucking shekel.

[costumedesign-and-history]

I SAW THE EA-NASIR TABLET IRL AND ALL I GOT WAS HORRIFICALLY OVERSTIMULATED AT THE BRITISH MUSEUM also fuck the British museum that’s the worlds largest evidence locker

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Hey, what the fuck? Give that back! That was in my fuckin house I swear to Anu this "British museum" guy is gonna feel my wrath. Im gonna haunt him so bad

[hcolleen]

Hi are you interested in buying some quality hand poured, hand polished copper ingots? If not I'm also looking for a new mortal vessel for my ghostly form and I'm getting real sick of the law student I'm currently possessing tbh

Sadly, I've already been possessed and forced to write summaries of Sumerian literature. I'll spread your request for a new vessel, though.

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

*Sigh* no luck this time, thanks for your time. If anyones got an available mortal vessel or is interested in buying quality copper or ghost copper hmu

[clandestinegardenias]

Only the highest quality cooper ingots on FB Marketplace, I’m sure

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

You fuckin better buy it @clandestinegardenias, y'know I bust my ass I really do to get quality copper on Facebook marketplace. It's hand polished asshole, I had to polish it with the hands of the law student I'm possessing.

How dare you comment on my copper with vague hints of ridicule, I don't think you could hand pour copper if you tried. You are missing out and you have made an enemy of me

[erelierraceala]

odd post to come back on I know but very important question to ask:

WHO ARE YOU MYSTERIOUS PERSON WITH THE LICENSE PLATE MR NASIR I KNOW YOU'RE HERE SOMEWHERE ON TUMBLR

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Uh oh

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Thank you so much for the seal of approval @filantestar. Finally a good review from a customer it took me 5000 years but I sure got it. All the haters are finally gonna shut up and buy my CUSTOMER APPROVED copper.

Take that Nanni you ungrateful bastard. I am gonna haunt you so bad.

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Got full control of my possessed mortal vessel on the full moon two days back. Immediately got behind the wheel of a metal carriage and hit several people on my way to the copper store.

Hope my vessel doesn't get in trouble fr anyway what I wanted to say that I'm breaking into both the ghost copper and real copper market y'all better be ready

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Guys this is not funny can someone please take this down I have like six thousand minas of copper buried under there

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

HMU if any ghosts want any ghost copper. Its great quality I promise. No refunds though.

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

People have been wondering how I’ve possessed this lowly law student. See I can manifest my spectre through the copper I sold and this dumbass swallowed like eleven copper coins that was once my copper when they were high and now I’m bound to this fucking idiot

If anyone has any tips on finding a new mortal vessel id really appreciate it. No discounts on copper though fuck you

[ea-nasir-my-beloved]

Been real restless lately so I’ve started haunting the home of the law student I’m possessing and saw that my home town is mentioned in a book! The fuck is a “Bibel”and who’s this “Oily Josh” guy who dislikes hard working rich copper salesmen such as myself… fuckin Gilgamesh rip off I swear to Anu this guy is so annoying